ScottyBro and Livorno lass

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Mediterranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a Town, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a weekend with this beautiful Mediterranean Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh? OH! and by the way the name of this Town was, wait 4 it.......Livorno, I thought she said Love-or-no! hmmmmmm?, Scotty was just south of Pisa, and leaning towards STAYING!, But alas everything must come 2 an end faq?....after exchanging phone numbers, email addresses, Pin's, Blog's, twitter's, blood group's, yuk,yuk, Shit! I think he's serious about this one, after a weekend of fun, with a ton of passionate aerobic's Simone said that if the Scot's were 2 get back into the "Big Show" Again that they would have 2 learn how 2 channel their undeniable Passion, into and around the Team system, All 4 one, and one 4 ALL, she said that she watched the game with Italy, and that they chased everything, BUT!.....they never looked like they were in control, and that the final third was their biggest downfall, just no imagination or creativity, also because of the Premier league, it looks like the Academy's are not producing the new talent that will sustain an onwards and UPWARD'S! mentality, Phew! and all that from a mechanic, and a Mediterranean Lass 2 boot! Shoot!
with all that information, and a last hug and Squeeze,...and another one, and some friggin water works they departed on the Meditterranean Beach at Gombo with it's breakwater as a backdrop, Now! it was north 2 Pisa
he was going 2 hook up with the E33 North 2 link up with the E35 then on 2 Milan.


SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. Our hero has 2 make up some time now, So! it will B a short stay over in Milan, see Jose Murhino's Inter,
and ACMilan, and get some Soccer Feedback. SOB!

ScottyBro and Santa, Merry Xmas

It's that time of year , U know the time 4 Reflection,...and poor ScottyBro can't get past the "BIG YIN" the one that created this whole big plan,...and the Quest! "WHY" why O why can't we Scot's get 2 the friggin "World Cup", (Groan) he's heard the answers on 4 front's Brazil, France, Spain, and Italy,...and i might add that he's more confused than ever, he left Scotland with a simple plan, and with every FFP's he's gathered more baggage yuck's,....most of the answers have mentioned that the Premier League was the destruction of the homebrew talent, and when the game returns to the grassroots, the Academy's, then U will see a more balanced and greater talent pool again, Man! that's going 2 take a freakin lotta time Bro!, our hero laughed at a kid in Brazil who said that U have 2 Crawl B/4 U learn 2 walk, Shit they have won the friggin "Big-Show" ugh? how many times fffive or is it Six times, Shoot! they know how 2 Score, and they get all the Bling, we Scot's just want a little piece of the friggin action, like ugh? getting 2 the "SHOW" that would B "COOL", 2 have the "Tartan Army" in cold storage AGAIN! is killng the game in Scotland, the youngsters in Scotland are growing up with a Losing attitude, and that is the footings from which we build our tomorrow's, ....and that my friend is Lower Ranking's in the future, (sob!)....the beauty of the Beautiful game is that you tend 2 live for the now, hopefully our hero will B able 2 decifer the Quest and find some kind of Answers that just might help him when he return's 2 Scotland after he goes 2 the "World-Cup" in June, in South Africa, this is a SHOT! he Scores! of ScottyBro in Sicily, at a Xmas Gathering, and like B/4 they asked if he could come in his Scottish Regalia, ....nae problem he said, this was all part of the cultural exchange that he figured would B part of the journey, and that is why he packed 4 the moments, and the fact is he loved 2 B different anyway, ......getting back 2 this shot , he was in the process of singing a Xmas Song
plus a wee improv, When outta the blue the "Big Guy" arrived, he was a Bit Wobbly SO! ScottyBro just winged it Anyhooooo, with a wee bit of levity he was able 2 flow from the Xmas Song into the entre,and I might say, that my mates back home would have givin him a passing grade Bro!. After an evening of great company and 2 much (hic!) wine our hero was able 2 drag,....or should I say crawl his way back 2 the hotel, and that I might add was something that pre-neanderthal's could'nt do, ...and, and, we Scot's can get up in the friggin mornin and kick some ball around our hero was thinkin, Nae Bloody WAY! just maybe in the afternoon ugh?... he remembered from past experiences that the human body can only take a certain amount of abuse, THEN!... it's back 2 charging the Battery's AGAIN!, (Grunt,Groan)...B/4 he sign's off 4 the nite, he wanted 2 take some time 2 wish each and every one, the Merriest (hic!) of Xmases, hoping that U not only get what U like , and what U wanted, But! that U can give a wee cheer and hopefully a Wish, THAT! we FRIGGIN SCOTS will B partying at the next freakin "BIG-SHOW" with U, we would love 2 win it , but like that youngster in Brazil said , We can crawl 2 the party, THEN! the "Tartan Army" can show U the way 2 P-A-R-T-Y! if it came 2 winning the Cup 4 Partying, the Scot's would B up there with BRAZIL, Shoot! we need 2 Score! BRO!....Anyhoooooooo! like he said, take time 2 make time this Xmas 2 Reflect on the good thing's in life, and remember we do have a lifeline,...and that is humor! with it U can have the Xmas that we all should enjoy, this is the first Xmas that our hero has been away 4 Xmas, Thank God 4 Internet, Emails, Cell Phones, and a great......."WINE"

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
ScottyBro

PS Seeya SOON (HIC!)

Ferarri and Juventus in the Same Town

ScottyBro took a side trip 2 the Holy Land,....GOD'S country, NO! not the one in the Bible, but the one where all good gearheads love 2 visit, YES! U got it the beautiful rolling hills and sensuous bends of TURIN,.... the land of Ferrari and Lamborghini, Man!...whatta friggin "GIG" this is without a doubt theee Highlite, ScottyBro had fallen in love as a youngster back in Scotland, the first time he saw a Ferrari he was five years old, maybe even younger, his eyes nearly popped out of his head, it was without a doubt the most beautiful thing he had seen up till then, Well! let me tellya through the subsequent passing years they have just got better and better, and 2 this day they hold the key 2 his heart, Man! that beautiful sensuous body,and and,and,..and those gorgeous louvers, the aggressive posture, with that Ferrari Red, its the landmark of ALL Designs, everything that is made in this planet comes under the scrutiny of comparison's, is it as good as a F-
F-E-R-AR-R-I?....my friggin guess is, not bloody likely!. Anyhoooooo on this trip up 2 Turin he met up with a group of "Gearheads" from all over, and they were taking this pilgrimage up 2 the halls of perfection 2 get their fix, VROOOOM,VROOOOM, the freakin damn ROOOOOOMS R Expensive! and not only 2 see the Ferarri factory, but 2 B able 2 kill two birds with one stone , his favourite I talian team is Juve!....maybe its because of the association with the City, WHAT!.....Ferarri and Juventus in the same place WOWeeeeeeee! there go's a fortune on a Ferarri T SHIRT, and a Diego's Juve SHIRT, the buck stop's in Turin! OH WELL! ...it's only money yuk,yuk. he was able 2 get the gearheads 2 take shots of him and all the Ferarri's, it was like a Win-
Win Party, the shot above, is of the Ferarri 360 Spyder, one of his fave's, So! it had 2 B right on, and 2 have
the beautiful Leslie Divers from his home town of Aberdeen Scotland made it all that more special, she had a wit that was off the charts, ...and 2 try and focus on the shot was a real task 4 our hero, Every time she said "CHEESE"...it sounded like Geez! and his ears would perk up, and his senses went wild, here he was touching a 360 Spyder, ...and, and, and looking into the eyes of a gorgeuos Scottish Lassie (SWOOOON), I guess the game never end's, it's just that theres no time 2 start, and time 2 end huh?, U have 2 seize the moment, and love it Bro!. Well Anyhooo! they were going 2 spend the afternoon on a picnic, somewhere in the Turin hill's with a bottle of Italy's best , and the magical sounds of a rasping Ferarri as a backdrop, Friggin ell what else do U want out of Life Bro! THAT!....... and a Passionate Picnic with Leslie, "LONG LIVE GEARHEADS".

SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

PS Our hero is all geared up now, and ready 4 the next "RUMBLE".

ScottyBro in Venice

Sorry gang! our hero's been down with the friggin flu,.. Man! he thought he was dying, he was thinking that it must have been after the trip up 2 the Leaning tower of Pisa, the bus ride was hectic, and some of the tourists were coughing, Shit!...it hit him like a brick wall, YUK!!! with all this beauty around and he had 2 get sick, NOW
that he's back on track he wants 2 go fire on ALL Cylinders, Bro!..........theres so much 2 see and do in Italy, freakin ell U would need a few lifetimes just 2 scrape the barrel,
(hic!)...Oooops! gotta a little ahead of myself yuk,yuk, Anyhoooooo! one place was Big on ScottyBro's agenda was the immortal city of Venice, I know,...I know,...it's friggin sinking and all that, and we wont pull the plug, on the Royal tub,.....somehow we'll make it work again, the billions will B spent, and the millions will pay rent, (as usual). While in Venice our hero got locked into a debate with the tourists, and the local,s (I know their getting fewer, and fewer) about the up-coming World Cup, Man!!! everybody has a say, Bro!.the one thing about Soccer is that no matter where U are on this friggin planet, "Their waiting 4 U" the
masses, the throng's, the Crouds, Soccer is a language U might know the detail's of a specific language But! I Bet U that no matter Who your talking 2, the names and the games will bring cheer 2 their eyes, and they will reach 4 conversation, more than any political or religious debate that's on the table, long live fitba (SOCCER) it brings joy 2 the heart, and it makes us sing, Sure!... we need a wee bit more Harmony, but that will come WHEN! Scotland wins the "World Cup" sob! I will say that(sob) is an acronym for....Sonofabitch!
and that it's becoming an endearing part of our culture, now that Soccer has taken a back seat 2 Poker, S0b!!
FAQ? he promised b/4 the trip that IF Scotland failed 2 qualify AGAIN!!!!!!!! THAT he would keep it 2gether Bro!....up till now he's kept it "COOL" SHIT! it really gets him aggrevated though, How can the best fans in All the World (The TartanArmy) B left at the friggin docks AGAIN!, faq?.......can somebody fill me in, PLEASE????
I know I hear the phrase over and over and over and over and over AGAIN!...wait till the next TIME Bro, YEH!...THERE GOING 2 MAKE IT, Shit!...I remember when making oot wassa priviledge, and not a freakin battle, Oh Well, thats another story, onwards and upwards is the Scotty way, now getting back 2 Venice after meeting up with 2 couples from California, Rik and Summer, Cody and Bretta, YEH! real California names huh?, they got into a discustion with a group of tourists about the "World Cup" Who was going 2 win it,...and the enevitable Boondoggle of Them All!...Why is Scotland not at the "Big-Show", MAN! it took a lot of
sole searching, trying 2 be pragmatic about it, But alas the friggin Answers are still the same after all this time, "We R not good enough 2 grace the Big stage, We have 2 get good and ready THEN! We can take the show on the road with confidence, and that my friend is going 2 take a helluva long time, What!...with the expansion of the game into all corners of the world I cannot see us being in the game until hopefully someone will come along, somebody real special, ...a Messiah, that can change our program and take us on a new path, Shit!..our hero was getting pretty pissed off by now, he hated dwelling on the negative, Man! life is 2 freakin short 2 be wasted on the "ifandsandbutts" sequels 2 life. That afternoon ScottyBro and his new California (its beautiful how it rolls of the tongue huh?) friends went 4 a Gondola ride on the "Grand Canal" it is without a doubt,....a site 4 sore eyes Bro! once on the water its a whole new perspective, U try 2 imagine yourself in a taxi, and being shown the sites, well being planted in a boat with All the action that goes on around U, and the sounds,Well let me tell U , if your like our hero and have ADD, U would have no chance of being a Gondaleer, (Thank God) it takes a special individual 2 manouver these boats in and out of all the nooks and cranny's of Venice, my hat's off 2 them, They R not only skilled in the Gondola management, but they R part of the act , That is Venice! U play out the role because it envelopes U, there is no holding back, U fit right into the play, the moment U arrive in Venice, being a first time tourist, is the worst, U R so enraptured by the sites, and the friggin engineering that built it , they have the biggest Construction site in the world , working in the lagoon building massive water tight gates 2 hold bak the Adriatic, and hopefully
save Venice from the frequent storms that R part of its destruction, the population of Venice has dropped 60% since the late fifties, the city has become a tourist only site now, the preservation is going 2 cost billions, and will B an ongoing concern 4 years, Shoot! its amazing what engineering can do? ugh!New Orleans?. The shot above was a stop over 2 get some novelty shots of the beautiful Architecture, that is Venice, its kind of tricky taken shots on the boat, one can try 2 do a 360,.....and ooops (Overboard) into the
drainage soup that is the quality of the water in the Lagoon, yuk, This paricular shot, is one where he stopped 2 purchase a souvenir World Cup ball that he had promised the Gondaleer Guiseppe, ..........and,and with one cultured swing of his trusty right foot he was able 2 drop it on the Gondala, with the skill of a Premier league midfield dynamo, .......................................................Well thats not quite true, this is actually take 23, and the friggin Ball did land in the Canal regardless, one thing I took away from this exploits was,...that this crew could play 4 Scotland, and maybe I should B a recriut for the team huh?.

SeeeeeyaSOON! ScottyBro (hic!)

ps I promise the next time I catch the flu 2 take a header!...in the friggin Grand Canyon.

Leaning tower of PISA and ScottyBro's "SHOTS"

Man!...these Bus Tours R an adventure on 2 themselves, U could actually spend ALL your trip on a Bus in Italy, and never get bored!, Well Anyhooooooo!....... our hero had hooked up with 3 young fillies on the tour bus up 2 PISA, it goes without saying, that he took a lot of stick with his accent, Chic's love the Scottish twang!....I think they like any twang, as long as it has Life YO!.....AND he certainly fills the bill, ugh?. When they got 2 Pisa, they asked him 2 accompany them 2 the sites, WELL! let me tellya,...."THE SHOT'S" that he planned in his head were a friggin pain in the ass, Every location was a...how shall I put it, an Adventure in Bio-Genetical Diplomacy,
the game plan was 2 share in the freakin "Shots"....So! that we could make them personal, "LIKE BEING IN...... THE SHOTS", All they were interested in was "What's next" and....and......the old stand buy!....Wheres the shop's, geeeeee!, Frigginell!....if it was'nt 4 the kindness of the Other tourist's our hero would not have ANY SHOTS!, CHILL-OUT!.............was the order of the day, SO! with an open mind and a friggin helluva lot of peaceful guidance he was able 2 navigate the minefield of gender association Bro!, the bottom line is that he was able 2 get his shots by hook or by crook, and the rest of the tourists on the bus had told him that they would help him with the next "Tuscany",...THIS!...is a shot of the Babes planning their next Shoppin out in SIENNA!.....meanwhile ScottyBro has thee "SHOT" of all
Shots, this is one he had planned 4 ,back in Scotland, the distance and the perspective had 2 B bang on, or it would'nt work,there had 2 B co-operation from the one behind the len's and our hero, SO! he had 2 endure the strain of bonevolent barterof "get your finger out" and take the freakin "SHOT"l,....I must admit that the shot worked out better than he had planned, outta the blue came the Tour Bus driver Sergio!.....who was able 2 take the shot,........Blimey! the girl's have got the friggin map out now, Oh NO! there goes another hour,...at least say's Sergio!.....ugh?.

Stay tuned 2 the miss-adventures of our prodigal son ScottyBro in Tuscany .........CHILL!

ScottyBro on the beach? Vespa

Not all of Scottybro's time was "T he Quest"....,Oh Nooo! their was side trip's 2 local establishments 2 getta local perspective, ugh? like the local Beaches just 2 RUMinate over the friggin "Quest", his heart was set on getting other point's of view as 2 WHY! SCOTLAND CAN'T..........
........"S-C-O-R-E" OOOOOH! I feel a headache coming ON!, Hey!........look at that freakin site 4 sore eyes, it's time 4 a "Time Out" from all this friggin thinking, She looks like SHE has the answer's 2 a lot of my need's, I know, I'll hit her with ONE of my lines?,.......Needless 2 say his "Life's a Gig waiting 2 Happen" approach came a Cropper!, this signora (The BOUNCER) had her own scheme, first came....U got it! "M-O-N-E-Y" and the next was ugh?........U got it again! friggin "M-O-N-E-Y".......And her towline was her frisbee, she had it down 2 an Art form, the beach was her Hook-Line-@-Sinker......just throw the frisbee and pull in the SUCKERS!, WELL! let me tell U this friggin Scotty has moral's,......and a freakin "Budget" 2 boot FAQ?, Why Me! There's another friggin Question 2 add 4 my "Quest" (Headache), ....just maybe That IS the answer, We Scot's will always B on a Quest, if it was'nt Soccer it would B something else, were an inquisitive bunch, and the what's around the next Bend senario,...is so US?,.......he came 2 the Beach on a freakin "Vespa",.........and she was looking 4 a Ferrari Bro!...... "U Lose" Anyhoooooooo! back 2 the "Quest" , some tanning, lotsa "CHILLIN", some Scouting,....AH! maybe some "Tartan Army" DREAMIN!,.................................He Shoot's!....he SCORES!!!!!!! ScottyBro believes there's a Conspiracy in the Soccer Community, that if Scotland should ever win the "World Cup", They'd B afraid that it might B stolen, and adorning someones mantlepiece, ...or languishing in a pawnshop, NEVER 2 see the light of day AGAIN!, Sceptics, that is our "Auld Enemy", we the "TARTAN ARMY" have a dream, full of Wine-Women-@-"Bling"......................................................................................the World Cup 2 US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

ScottyBro At Last in ROME,Soccer TRAVEL'S,

Thank God.....we scots have a pick me up button built into our dna, after the elimination from the "Big-SHOW" it was a time 4 reflection,...SHIT it's been twenty six years since we've freakin Party'd @ the World Cup, Bro that's 2 friggin long even 4 Reflection's ugh?. SO...with all that crap behind him, he set off AGAIN...At Last he was in Italy, the land of Caesar,Da-Vinci,Michelangello, the Colliseum, Spanish Step's,Trevi Fountain,the Forum- GLADiator's, and last but not least...........kathuuuump SOCCER YO, THEY not only have history 2 throw at us, THEY...have been 2 the WORLD CUP (sob,sob) the "Big-SHOW"......and,and,and won it, NO won it NO not once, Not Twice, but how about THREE friggin times, Whatta Legacy....... Man I hope that they can give me some answer's 2 our "FAQ'S", if not I have a rented Scooter,....and Italy 2 ENJOY 2 outta 3 aint bad eh Bro by the way have U seen the Babe's in Italy,...add that 2 the list,History-Culture-Soccer-Hostel-Sight Seeing-
Wine-Pizza's-Babes....U talk about "Bling"....... Italy has it in "TRUMP-LOAD'S" Car's, Jewellry,Clothing,Bikes,
Boat's, Planes, Designing that is their art, ANYTHING...... NOW that is what I call "Bling" it 2 me ITALY this Scot need's some Buffing up yuk,yuk, that and some tender loving care (wink,wink) his sponsor back home had told him how dynamic a culture Italy had, SO with his Scooter he was going 2 find out how dynamic Italy can B. Stay TUNED 2 our hero's next Frame......it comes with pain.

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ScottyBro heading 2 Italy,Soccer Humor,

Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro

spain, soccer, beach,travel, humor,

Man!...ScottyBro was exstatic,...here he was with all these Fitba Fanatic's on the beach partaking in a Keepy-Up Race, @ this time in the proceeding's he was feeling pretty chuffed, he was a close fifth and still in it, YO!!!............
Unfortunately! this was the start of the race, and his friggin ball skills let him down, he spent more time "Retrieving" than heading the freakin ball, he ended the race in fifth place,.....in a 50 meter race he was 35 meter's behind, and 2 find out after, tha the race was 4 Attention Deficit Youngster's,....Shit! that blew his freakin sork I tellya!. After a wee time 2 pull himself 2gether again ScottyBro spent the rest f the afternoon talking 2 the youngster's about the "Beautiful Game", U could tell they were excited about th Spanish game, and that the "Big-Show" in South Africa next year could B their breakthrough, and after a lot of Soccer jib-jab, they wished Scotland all the best 2 Qualify, and just maybe we might bump into one another on the golden sand's of South Africa AGAIN!....and hopefully with a wee bit of luck I just might make it a better race the next time Huh?.