Leaning tower of PISA and ScottyBro's "SHOTS"

Man!...these Bus Tours R an adventure on 2 themselves, U could actually spend ALL your trip on a Bus in Italy, and never get bored!, Well Anyhooooooo!....... our hero had hooked up with 3 young fillies on the tour bus up 2 PISA, it goes without saying, that he took a lot of stick with his accent, Chic's love the Scottish twang!....I think they like any twang, as long as it has Life YO!.....AND he certainly fills the bill, ugh?. When they got 2 Pisa, they asked him 2 accompany them 2 the sites, WELL! let me tellya,...."THE SHOT'S" that he planned in his head were a friggin pain in the ass, Every location was a...how shall I put it, an Adventure in Bio-Genetical Diplomacy,
the game plan was 2 share in the freakin "Shots"....So! that we could make them personal, "LIKE BEING IN...... THE SHOTS", All they were interested in was "What's next" and....and......the old stand buy!....Wheres the shop's, geeeeee!, Frigginell!....if it was'nt 4 the kindness of the Other tourist's our hero would not have ANY SHOTS!, CHILL-OUT!.............was the order of the day, SO! with an open mind and a friggin helluva lot of peaceful guidance he was able 2 navigate the minefield of gender association Bro!, the bottom line is that he was able 2 get his shots by hook or by crook, and the rest of the tourists on the bus had told him that they would help him with the next "Tuscany",...THIS!...is a shot of the Babes planning their next Shoppin out in SIENNA!.....meanwhile ScottyBro has thee "SHOT" of all
Shots, this is one he had planned 4 ,back in Scotland, the distance and the perspective had 2 B bang on, or it would'nt work,there had 2 B co-operation from the one behind the len's and our hero, SO! he had 2 endure the strain of bonevolent barterof "get your finger out" and take the freakin "SHOT"l,....I must admit that the shot worked out better than he had planned, outta the blue came the Tour Bus driver Sergio!.....who was able 2 take the shot,........Blimey! the girl's have got the friggin map out now, Oh NO! there goes another hour,...at least say's Sergio!.....ugh?.

Stay tuned 2 the miss-adventures of our prodigal son ScottyBro in Tuscany .........CHILL!