World Cup Soccer Virtual tour, ScottysGig laments about Scotland not making the World Cup. Cartoons, rants and just sharing the major sites in the cities he travels too. The people he meets along the way and the mode of travel he takes. It is meant to make you chuckle just think it could be your taking the tour. See you in South Africa.
Highland GAMES U say?...this one took the cake Bro! here was ScottyBro enjoying his last nite out in Rome, this was a Bar in the heart of the Downtown area, that was a wee bit left of centre, Anyhoooo the game was 2 lift one of the Bartenders above ones head, Then! hold a jug of Natures"Gold"......S-T-E-A-D-Y! SO! that U kept it's head, Hold it till the patron's give U the "Thumb's-UP" (Just like Caesar) THEN! my friend, one can benefit 2 a nite fun frolick ...and drinks 4 freeee! YO! or one can take the easier way out, ......if U can't partake U can still still B a Jolly Roger, by getting your picture with the Bartender, hoisted up by a wire, of course U don't get the prize, and U don't get the Adulation, Buit what U get outta the shot, is the chance 2 grab some Ass BRO!...and the Question of our hero is,..."Did He, od Didn't He" was it his Olympic Moment, or did he flunk out?, Onr thing we do Know, is that he definately had "GOLD" in his hand,.....or two yuk,yuk.
P.S. The game plan is 2 drive from Rome up 2 Northern Italy AGAIN! and hook up with the Alps Tunnel, Then it's on 2 Switzerland and Germany Yahooooooooooo!
Here he was back in Rome, When outta the Blue! he was confronted with a vision of something so fine ugh huh! the local police had latched on 2 him, Well! it was just a courtesy call, part of being a police officer in the Magic of Rome, is 2 B proficient in Hospitality, and they certainly have the package, I can't imagine doing your daily assignments and catering 2 the dynamic's of tourism that is everywhere, Rome is eternal, and so is the friggin traffic Bro! U need a map just 2 park, and the beauty of the small cars, is that they get U in and out of tricky situation's. This is a shot of ScottyBro with the 2 Officers,....shooting them, with his Camera of course, this is going 2 B a shot 4 the photo Album me thinks! they exchanged pleasantry's of Italy and Scotland, especially in the art of playing the beautiful game, but there skill at diplomacy didn't give our hero the Answer he was looking4, Why 'O' Why cant we go 2 the friggin Big Show, it had bugged the shit outta Scotty, because everywhere he travelled they would ask him Why we never turn up, the fact of the matter is that the greatest fans the (TartanARMY) have been kept on hold 4 to long, Scottish character would have enhanced the "Big Show" we need an Inquisition, and an act of Supreme Guidance from the powers that B 2 restore our place in the hallowed halls of World Soccer! sob! Anyhooooo! our hero was able 2 leave the Officers with a parting shot, Why!....can't Roma win the serie A, it's funny as Scotty was driving off he could hear them shouting the reasons as they faded into obscurity, much like we Scot's, but the beauty of Scots, is that we have a firm belief, that the party will never B over till we either win the friggin thing or steal it.
SeeeeeyaSOON ScottyBro
P.S. He's heading north Again 2 the Alp's, Then on 2 the Party Poopers.
Whatta friggin place!....the house of pain, or should I say...the "COLLISEUM", built 2thousand years ago 2 entertain the freakin masses, the "Tartan Army" could get some solace here, ScottyBro took it upon himself 2 pilgrimage 2 this Classical Landmark, that personify's the struggles 2 win at All Cost's,........maybe that's what we should do 4 the Scottish Soccer team,....ugh? give them an ultimatum, kinda like "PAY AS U PLAY", it has a nice ring 2 it don't Uthink!. Anyhooooo!...back 2 the "BIG-HOUSE", his plan is 2 park himself inside the structure,....and do some Celtic chant's, like he's going back 2 his Root's, a kind of War cry! that just might release the curses, and allow us 2 move forward, and win some friggin Soccer "Bling" (FAQ?) ...... That's all we ASK!. I tellya the "COLLISEUM" must have been a site 4 sore eyes Bro! I wonder if deadlines were an issue?, I realize that the dead couild tell a story or 2, maybe a a million or more U think?, the wonder in all it's glory, was not the "Blood Spectacles" ....but the building of it, U walk around trying 2 imagine, how could they do that?....and....and....and how could they do this?...... .it's amazing the ingenuity of mankind, it never seizes 2 amaze me, THIS! is a place that will stay in his heart 4ever, the struggles of the people 2 not only build it, the maintenance of it, and the eventual functioning as a killing platform 4 the masses 2 B entertained, arent U glad that "TIMES HAVE CHANGED" YO! NOW! we loose our head's over.........."DEADLINES " ye figger?. At this time ScottyBro's going into the building, he's trying 2 get his head around the Celtic chant's, SO! he need's some solace 2 get himself into a state of mind, a kind of RA!RA!RA!!!!!!!!! MAN! we the Spirit's of the "TARTAN ARMY" will go 2 any length 4 SUCCESS. Stay Tuned.....Seeeeeeya SOON! ScottyBro
Thank God.....we scots have a pick me up button built into our dna, after the elimination from the "Big-SHOW" it was a time 4 reflection,...SHIT it's been twenty six years since we've freakin Party'd @ the World Cup, Bro that's 2 friggin long even 4 Reflection's ugh?. SO...with all that crap behind him, he set off AGAIN...At Last he was in Italy, the land of Caesar,Da-Vinci,Michelangello, the Colliseum, Spanish Step's,Trevi Fountain,the Forum- GLADiator's, and last but not least...........kathuuuump SOCCER YO, THEY not only have history 2 throw at us, THEY...have been 2 the WORLD CUP (sob,sob) the "Big-SHOW"......and,and,and won it, NO won it NO not once, Not Twice, but how about THREE friggin times, Whatta Legacy....... Man I hope that they can give me some answer's 2 our "FAQ'S", if not I have a rented Scooter,....and Italy 2 ENJOY 2 outta 3 aint bad eh Bro by the way have U seen the Babe's in Italy,...add that 2 the list,History-Culture-Soccer-Hostel-Sight Seeing- Wine-Pizza's-Babes....U talk about "Bling"....... Italy has it in "TRUMP-LOAD'S" Car's, Jewellry,Clothing,Bikes, Boat's, Planes, Designing that is their art, ANYTHING...... NOW that is what I call "Bling" it 2 me ITALY this Scot need's some Buffing up yuk,yuk, that and some tender loving care (wink,wink) his sponsor back home had told him how dynamic a culture Italy had, SO with his Scooter he was going 2 find out how dynamic Italy can B. Stay TUNED 2 our hero's next Frame......it comes with pain.
Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro
