ScottyBro back in Rome Police in hand

Here he was back in Rome, When outta the Blue! he was confronted with a vision of something so fine ugh huh! the local police had latched on 2 him, Well! it was just a courtesy call, part of being a police officer in the Magic of Rome, is 2 B proficient in Hospitality, and they certainly have the package, I can't imagine doing your daily assignments and catering 2 the dynamic's of tourism that is everywhere, Rome is eternal, and so is the friggin traffic Bro! U need a map just 2 park, and the beauty of the small cars, is that they get U in and out of tricky situation's. This is a shot of ScottyBro with the 2 Officers,....shooting them, with his Camera of course, this is going 2 B a shot 4 the photo Album me thinks! they exchanged pleasantry's of Italy and Scotland, especially in the art of playing the beautiful game, but there skill at diplomacy didn't give our hero the Answer he was looking4, Why 'O' Why cant we go 2 the friggin Big Show, it had bugged the shit outta Scotty, because everywhere he travelled they would ask him Why we never turn up, the fact of the matter is that the greatest fans the (TartanARMY) have been kept on hold 4 to long, Scottish character would have enhanced the "Big Show" we need an Inquisition, and an act of Supreme Guidance from the powers that B 2 restore our place in the hallowed halls of World Soccer! sob!
Anyhooooo! our hero was able 2 leave the Officers with a parting shot, Why!....can't Roma win the serie A, it's funny as Scotty was driving off he could hear them shouting the reasons as they faded into obscurity, much like we Scot's, but the beauty of Scots, is that we have a firm belief, that the party will never B over till
we either win the friggin thing or steal it.

SeeeeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

P.S. He's heading north Again 2 the Alp's, Then on 2 the Party Poopers.