ScottyBro and Nash in the Ethiopian Highlands

ScottyBro and Nash were looking forward 2 this part of the trip, 2 get back in the Highlands Again!....well the Ethiopian Highlands, and I must they R impressive Bro! they make ours look like foothill's, yuk,yuk, But! the beautiful view's, and, and best of all, the pure air Ahh! it's just what the doctor ordered YO!!!!. Thank god 4 the friggin ugh?.................."Sunroof" Scotty was thinking, without it we would have had 2 stop on every bend, and nook and cranny, Yikes!...this trip would have taken a lifetime without it, Anyhooooooo back 2 the business at hand Bro!, our partners in crime R heading 4 Addis Ababa, the Capital of Ethiopia, and 4 the time being their going 2 soak up the Beautiful mountain air and the freaking "VIEW'S".

ScottyBRO Passionate Roadside Tent

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Medittaranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a small Village, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a beautiful weekend with this beautiful Meditarranian Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh?

ScottyBro last nite in ROME

Highland GAMES U say?...this one took the cake Bro! here was ScottyBro enjoying his last nite out in Rome, this was a Bar in the heart of the Downtown area, that was a wee bit left of centre, Anyhoooo the game was 2 lift one of the Bartenders above ones head, Then! hold a jug of Natures"Gold"......S-T-E-A-D-Y! SO! that U kept it's head, Hold it till the patron's give U the "Thumb's-UP" (Just like Caesar) THEN! my friend, one can benefit 2 a nite fun frolick ...and drinks 4 freeee! YO! or one can take the easier way out, ......if U can't partake U can still still B a Jolly Roger, by getting your picture with the Bartender, hoisted up by a wire, of course U don't get the prize, and U don't get the Adulation, Buit what U get outta the shot, is the chance 2 grab some Ass BRO!...and the Question of our hero is,..."Did He, od Didn't He" was it his Olympic Moment, or did he flunk out?, Onr thing we do Know, is that he definately had "GOLD" in his hand,.....or two yuk,yuk.

P.S. The game plan is 2 drive from Rome up 2 Northern Italy AGAIN! and hook up with the Alps Tunnel, Then it's on 2 Switzerland and Germany Yahooooooooooo!


SeeeyaaaaSOON!
ScottyBro

ScottyBro in Beautiful SICILY

ScottyBro has joined Luigi and Palmero's Bike Club on a jaunt over 2 Trapani on the West Coast of the Island, First He had 2 familiarise himself 2 the friggin frisky FAQmobile! can U imagine they put our hero on the Clubs "Designated Hitter".............Whatta freakin (BLAST) After a weee time he was back on track, the old touch had him back in the saddle again, THIS!...was going 2 B something special, first we hooked on 2 the Autostrada Palermo-Mazara del Valo just north of the city, and the beautifull North coast strip from Isola delle Femmine 2 Torre Muzza, MAN! Whatta friggin trip, Luigi would pull alongside and point 2 the the landmarks along the way, there was just 2 many, that at the next pitstop he told him 2 4get me and enjoy the ride, at Alcamo we hooked on 2 the Diramazione Trapani-Alcamo, where we able 2 crease the leather Bro!! yuk,yuk, .....Vrooooooooom! Anyhoooo! we reached Trapani by lunch time, where Palmero told us that we have a weee trip north of the City 2 a natural outcropping of land was where they were hooking up with some friends 2 have a Barbecue by the water, Magic! it's a place where U cast yer fates 2 the wind, those friggin warm Medittareanean breezes R really
intoxicating he was thinking, Well! that afternoon was spent on the shores of the beautiful Blue Med, with a group of very Special new friends, it was amazing 2 ScottyBro that the people were so friendly, I guess it's like he was thinking before, that's what U get with Island Communities, it's hard 2 believe that this is the place where the mafiosa originated huh?.........."WHATTA FRIGGIN ISLAND BRO".

SeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

PS Have no fear, get yer "ASSINGEAR" it's time 4 trippin,sippin, and dippin.

ScottyBro heading 2 Italy,Soccer Humor,

Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro