ScottyBRO Passionate Roadside Tent

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Medittaranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a small Village, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a beautiful weekend with this beautiful Meditarranian Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh?

spain, soccer, beach,travel, humor,

Man!...ScottyBro was exstatic,...here he was with all these Fitba Fanatic's on the beach partaking in a Keepy-Up Race, @ this time in the proceeding's he was feeling pretty chuffed, he was a close fifth and still in it, YO!!!............
Unfortunately! this was the start of the race, and his friggin ball skills let him down, he spent more time "Retrieving" than heading the freakin ball, he ended the race in fifth place,.....in a 50 meter race he was 35 meter's behind, and 2 find out after, tha the race was 4 Attention Deficit Youngster's,....Shit! that blew his freakin sork I tellya!. After a wee time 2 pull himself 2gether again ScottyBro spent the rest f the afternoon talking 2 the youngster's about the "Beautiful Game", U could tell they were excited about th Spanish game, and that the "Big-Show" in South Africa next year could B their breakthrough, and after a lot of Soccer jib-jab, they wished Scotland all the best 2 Qualify, and just maybe we might bump into one another on the golden sand's of South Africa AGAIN!....and hopefully with a wee bit of luck I just might make it a better race the next time Huh?.