ScottyBro Nash, and the Frauliens Camping

The dynamic duo were scooting along when outta the blue
a vision appeared up ahead, and since Nash was starting 2 feel the pinch, ScottyBro felt an obligation 2 stop and have a freakin break, Nasher was still in a shitty mood over the EconoLIMO!...he loved space, especially in a friggin car. They pulled into a Campsite southeast of Munich, Nasaher was about 2 go through the roof, about he was expecting a real bed, after all that travelling, When his favorite passion was there, and I might add, in abundance, it was a vision of BBBBBBBABES!.....walking around the campsite Bro! and Nasher was starting 2 really mello out when a couple of Fraulien's asked if we were Scots! and if we could help them put up their tent, Aye!!!! were Scottish, they replied,....and! if U don't mind some words of wisdom, from a Camping expert, U should pitch your tent next 2 our's, not only for security, but we can help U with thing's you'l need, aint that right ugh Scotty, Nasher asked, AYE! ScottyBro responded, and maybe U can teach us some German ugh? much 2 our hero's
relief, they agreed, and in return we had 2 teach them some Scottish, (MAGIC!). After a wee time 2 sort out the brand new tent, the recreational engineers believe it or not, managed 2 get it up ( Theres a Viagra Commercial) if U ever heard one yuk,yuk, during the construction process we had paired off, Nash had endeared himself 2 Steffi, she spoke some English, and had a wicked sence of humor, she came from a town just north west of Munich called ULM, she was an artist who liked 2 dicker in sculpturing with Garbage, she liked the fact that there was alway's inventory around , she said if "U can lug it , U can sell it", ScottyBro liked the fact that he was paired with Inge, she came from Munich, working in Computer Graphics, and did not speak a word of English, at the beginning he was a wee apprehensive, but its funny how life work's out it's little miracles, ScottyBro noticed that during the tent erecting that she was the only one that couldn't speak English, Yet! she was the one that kept the humor going, she had an incredible energy about her, and that personality was out of this world, by the time that the tent was up, and their things unloaded ScottyBro was eye 2 eye , and holding hand's with this frisky Fraulien, ............Steffi loved the Bigman's offbeat humor, and he liked that she came from Ulm? Man! theres a line in there somewhere ugh? just maybe it's an accronym, U now like United Lovers Man-Date! yuk,yuk,....Anyhooooooo! this is a shot of the 2 groups heading 2 their tents 4 some R&R hummmmmm! .....and of course some lesson's, like Steffi kept saying "Time should not B Wasted" Form Follows Function, in it's Own Way, and like the dynamic duo would say!.....lets get down 2
learning about,......German Babes ugh?.


SeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

PS Our 2 Hero's, after a wee rest R ready 4 the Big Push.

ScottyBRO Passionate Roadside Tent

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Medittaranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a small Village, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a beautiful weekend with this beautiful Meditarranian Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh?

ScottyBro,Tartan Army,Soccer Appeal

Wherever ScottyBro goes he takes with him ,....his trusty well travelled (sniff,sniff) "Tartan Army TENT, in this weee patch of heaven he has found solace 2 recharge his battery's,........
and I might add 2 Recreat, (wink,wink)...get my drift ugh?. Anyhooooo! with his abiding Scottish passion 4 what's around the next bend, he has managed 2 log a lotta miles, some begrudgingly, but most with Smiles!, as a weee lad he lived by the code of Whowhat-
wherewhy@when, now as an adult (I think) he can take his show on the friggin road, and find out how the other half lives, he would like 2 ask his co-horts 2 Blog or Twitter him with their theories as 2 why Scotland has fallen off the World Map of Soccer,......and if they have any way's 2 remedy the situation, ScottyBro himself feels that the only way out is 2 find a Messiah!.....someone of today's and tomorrow's mindset, with tactical and communcational skill's that will sell a program 2 the most passionate fans in the freakin world, we R patient soles, but we need our soles 2 kick a Ball!..... and not for taking a hike, we do need some friggin "Bling" along the way, Scot's look radient with Silverwear, So! in the vastness of our Bluetooth Connectivity,.............Will someone PLEASE! ....listen 2 the PLEE'S from the "Tartan Army" we need a leader, much like Wallace, ye dinna have 2 B Scottish, just show us yer ability's, get result's,...then we will follow U 2 the end.

Stay tuned 2 our Hero's next download PS...........Burley's not the Man.