World Cup ENGLANDS BIG GAME

This is a Shot of the boy's on the phone back 2 their mate Syd Evans in Aberdeen, Oooooop's! Nasher's traffic lite changed 2 bright Red, AH! that's better, now comes the friggin French, Anyhooooooooo!...back 2 the business at hand, Syd was saying that the gang back home were all lit up with the "BigSHOW" and they respected us 4 representing them in South Africa, a few of them had called us idiot's,...and nut's 2 waste our time on something so trivial, BUT!...after seeing us with our Colors on, they were very proud, they felt the passion, Scotty & Nash said it envelopes U and U feel like singing "Flower of Scotland" all day, and that's why Nash is not on the phone, he's kinda hoarse from last nites activity's, and that is the World Cup, it's an Activity hub 4 everything, and with the backdrop of the Zuvuzelas its "CRAZY"......Oh! and by the way Congrat's 2 England 4 getting through 2 the Knock-out round, the last sixteen is where the real games begin, they have not played well, so that just might B an omen, Germany's going 2 B tough, but we have a good record against them SO! take it 2 them, it's a new day.
And would U believe it Ghana takes out the USA "AGAIN" same score same round (I Think!), and how about that talented Uruguay team, SHIT! I would hate 2 B gambling man, there so much Quality that any team on a given day could get the result, so that's Ghana & Uruguay in the "Quarters" today we have 2 great games England v Germany, Argentina v Mexico WOW! Whatta day it's going 2 B down at the old "Watering Hole" yuk,yuk, (hic!hic!) the exPat's R holding a "BigPARTY" Today, SO! I think that theres going 2 B two hoarse Scotchmen in the croud 2NITE! YO!!!.

ScottyBro & Nash in Austria.

After there workout in the Campsite with Inge and Steffi, it was on 2 the open road again, ScottyBro was thinking that friggin ell theres going 2 B a helluva lot of staying in touch with all these Babes from the tour, ugh?.....OOOPS! another bend in the road, YIKES! look at those friggin peak's, that's just when Nash jumped up through the sunroof and exposed himself 2 the wonders of elevated grandeaur that R the "Mountain's" Shit! we have mountain's in Scotland, but this is another freakin Category said Nash!...compared 2 these we have "foothill's" Scotty was in total agreement, it was like they had ventured into another world, one that was created 4 mountain goat's and SUV"s our poor econcar was scooting along trying 2 keep up with the local's, unfortunately their great cyclist's here and we had 2 stop a few times 2 get some shot's 4 the tour,....and friggin pitstop's, Ahem! Ahem!, the elevation was starting 2 get 2 poor Nash, it was either that or the after affect's of the "Volcano" NO! not the Iceland one, the friggin Steffi one, our poor hero hadn't had a workout like that since 4ever he was thinking yuk,yuk, Scotty told him 2 put his ass back in the seat and enjoy the scenery, the drag was using up 2 much petrol, this was going 2 B a Budget trip all the way 2 Cape Town South AFRICA.

SeeeeeeyaSOON
ScootyBro yuk,yuk.
PS. the dynamic duo R heading 4 Ljubljana Sllovenia

ScottyBro Nash, and the Frauliens Camping

The dynamic duo were scooting along when outta the blue
a vision appeared up ahead, and since Nash was starting 2 feel the pinch, ScottyBro felt an obligation 2 stop and have a freakin break, Nasher was still in a shitty mood over the EconoLIMO!...he loved space, especially in a friggin car. They pulled into a Campsite southeast of Munich, Nasaher was about 2 go through the roof, about he was expecting a real bed, after all that travelling, When his favorite passion was there, and I might add, in abundance, it was a vision of BBBBBBBABES!.....walking around the campsite Bro! and Nasher was starting 2 really mello out when a couple of Fraulien's asked if we were Scots! and if we could help them put up their tent, Aye!!!! were Scottish, they replied,....and! if U don't mind some words of wisdom, from a Camping expert, U should pitch your tent next 2 our's, not only for security, but we can help U with thing's you'l need, aint that right ugh Scotty, Nasher asked, AYE! ScottyBro responded, and maybe U can teach us some German ugh? much 2 our hero's
relief, they agreed, and in return we had 2 teach them some Scottish, (MAGIC!). After a wee time 2 sort out the brand new tent, the recreational engineers believe it or not, managed 2 get it up ( Theres a Viagra Commercial) if U ever heard one yuk,yuk, during the construction process we had paired off, Nash had endeared himself 2 Steffi, she spoke some English, and had a wicked sence of humor, she came from a town just north west of Munich called ULM, she was an artist who liked 2 dicker in sculpturing with Garbage, she liked the fact that there was alway's inventory around , she said if "U can lug it , U can sell it", ScottyBro liked the fact that he was paired with Inge, she came from Munich, working in Computer Graphics, and did not speak a word of English, at the beginning he was a wee apprehensive, but its funny how life work's out it's little miracles, ScottyBro noticed that during the tent erecting that she was the only one that couldn't speak English, Yet! she was the one that kept the humor going, she had an incredible energy about her, and that personality was out of this world, by the time that the tent was up, and their things unloaded ScottyBro was eye 2 eye , and holding hand's with this frisky Fraulien, ............Steffi loved the Bigman's offbeat humor, and he liked that she came from Ulm? Man! theres a line in there somewhere ugh? just maybe it's an accronym, U now like United Lovers Man-Date! yuk,yuk,....Anyhooooooo! this is a shot of the 2 groups heading 2 their tents 4 some R&R hummmmmm! .....and of course some lesson's, like Steffi kept saying "Time should not B Wasted" Form Follows Function, in it's Own Way, and like the dynamic duo would say!.....lets get down 2
learning about,......German Babes ugh?.


SeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

PS Our 2 Hero's, after a wee rest R ready 4 the Big Push.

ScottyBro Nash and BABES!!!

HEY! remember the dynamic duo were in such a freakin hurry 2 get their "Assisingear"...low and beh0ld the quandry of mankind changerd their gear's, MAN! look at those Babes was the first thing outta Nash's mouth, then in a friggin flash out came his camera, "Click" "Click" "Click" "Click" he was clicking the "Chic's" Bro! and like any hot blooded Scot our hero followed his lead, yuk,yuk, Man! these "Frauliens" are Special Nash was thinking, gee I hope Liz does'nt mind huh?, Airports have that Carnival expression, people who travel through them are mostly in the right frame of mind, Relaxed, Tanned,Rejuvenated, and Beaming, No matter what they were getting Nash and ScottyBro in the right frame of mind, and the download's back home will B theeee Sweeeetner of the day 4 Big Ed, Syd,Big Jim and Terry, Whatta friggin Blast!!!! Anyhooooo! after 2 hours in the Airport "THEY" headed 4 the LIMO!.

SeeeeyaSOON!

ScottyBro

ScottyBro and Nash at Munich Airport

FINALLY!....after all this time ScottyBro and his best friend Nash have linked up again, after nine months Scotty feels that the baby has been delivered, kinda BIG but those beautifull colors YO!. Even though they had communicated on a dailly basis, this was dynamite, now the dynamic duo can get on with the final part of the "Tour" All the way from Munich down 2 Cape Town South Africa 4 the "World Cup" friggin hell Scot's will B at the "BIGSHOW" regardless, Scotty and Nash were representing the "TartanARMY" and they will B heard on the hallowed grounds of , of........"Nuetral's" YEH!,
and of course the Quest 4 Answers 2 why Scottish soccer has fallen off the World Map (sob!) ScottyBro has posed the Question in every Country he's been 2, a lot have been the same, a lot have been intriguing, and some of them have been away out there, it's great 2 get a response fom the fan's, let's hope that in the end something good and positive can come out of this Bro! just maybe in the near future we can get back 2 the Big Party,....SO! in talking about the Big Party Nash & ScottyBro are heading 4 the Limo and stoked 4 the road and all those fan's on the way FAQ? will B their guide, and Smart will B their Ride YO!.

SeeeeyaSOON!

ScottyBro

P.S. No B.S. Our hero's are winners in the right frame of mind.

ScottyBro booting it 2 Munich

IF ONLY!..... Life was perfect, U know like having a SmartCAR ugh,huh? with a Ferrari engine hmmmmmmm, (COOL) the ride in Switzerland was unbelievable, ScottyBro felt that he could have set up on every bend on the road taken shot's, time was certainly his Big enemy, SO! he decided 2 motor on regardless, this was a time 4 a new plan 4 the rest of the trip down 2 Cape Town BRO!, it's amazing when he reflects on the trip up till now, he's tried 2 balance out the schedule from the GetGO! Alas! "THINGS HAPPEN" schedules get outta wack, next thing yer trying 2 make up, NO! not with a Babe, (TIME), Oh Well
Lifes a GIG waiting 2 HAPPEN and he's Scottish U know frugal, dogmatic, SMART, and we Scot's love 2 make it HAPPEN!....it's the What's round the next bend syndrome, our wee patch of granite in the North sea is pretty restrictive, SO! we have 2 spread our wings and visit our friends out there, Once a Scot locks in his dogmatic side takes over, so our hero is booting it in his Ferrari ??? on 2 Munich.


SeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

P.S. Scotty meets up with his mate Nash Barber from Aberdeen at Munich Airport.