ScottyBro Nash, and the Frauliens Camping

The dynamic duo were scooting along when outta the blue
a vision appeared up ahead, and since Nash was starting 2 feel the pinch, ScottyBro felt an obligation 2 stop and have a freakin break, Nasher was still in a shitty mood over the EconoLIMO!...he loved space, especially in a friggin car. They pulled into a Campsite southeast of Munich, Nasaher was about 2 go through the roof, about he was expecting a real bed, after all that travelling, When his favorite passion was there, and I might add, in abundance, it was a vision of BBBBBBBABES!.....walking around the campsite Bro! and Nasher was starting 2 really mello out when a couple of Fraulien's asked if we were Scots! and if we could help them put up their tent, Aye!!!! were Scottish, they replied,....and! if U don't mind some words of wisdom, from a Camping expert, U should pitch your tent next 2 our's, not only for security, but we can help U with thing's you'l need, aint that right ugh Scotty, Nasher asked, AYE! ScottyBro responded, and maybe U can teach us some German ugh? much 2 our hero's
relief, they agreed, and in return we had 2 teach them some Scottish, (MAGIC!). After a wee time 2 sort out the brand new tent, the recreational engineers believe it or not, managed 2 get it up ( Theres a Viagra Commercial) if U ever heard one yuk,yuk, during the construction process we had paired off, Nash had endeared himself 2 Steffi, she spoke some English, and had a wicked sence of humor, she came from a town just north west of Munich called ULM, she was an artist who liked 2 dicker in sculpturing with Garbage, she liked the fact that there was alway's inventory around , she said if "U can lug it , U can sell it", ScottyBro liked the fact that he was paired with Inge, she came from Munich, working in Computer Graphics, and did not speak a word of English, at the beginning he was a wee apprehensive, but its funny how life work's out it's little miracles, ScottyBro noticed that during the tent erecting that she was the only one that couldn't speak English, Yet! she was the one that kept the humor going, she had an incredible energy about her, and that personality was out of this world, by the time that the tent was up, and their things unloaded ScottyBro was eye 2 eye , and holding hand's with this frisky Fraulien, ............Steffi loved the Bigman's offbeat humor, and he liked that she came from Ulm? Man! theres a line in there somewhere ugh? just maybe it's an accronym, U now like United Lovers Man-Date! yuk,yuk,....Anyhooooooo! this is a shot of the 2 groups heading 2 their tents 4 some R&R hummmmmm! .....and of course some lesson's, like Steffi kept saying "Time should not B Wasted" Form Follows Function, in it's Own Way, and like the dynamic duo would say!.....lets get down 2
learning about,......German Babes ugh?.


SeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

PS Our 2 Hero's, after a wee rest R ready 4 the Big Push.

ScottyBro Nash and BABES!!!

HEY! remember the dynamic duo were in such a freakin hurry 2 get their "Assisingear"...low and beh0ld the quandry of mankind changerd their gear's, MAN! look at those Babes was the first thing outta Nash's mouth, then in a friggin flash out came his camera, "Click" "Click" "Click" "Click" he was clicking the "Chic's" Bro! and like any hot blooded Scot our hero followed his lead, yuk,yuk, Man! these "Frauliens" are Special Nash was thinking, gee I hope Liz does'nt mind huh?, Airports have that Carnival expression, people who travel through them are mostly in the right frame of mind, Relaxed, Tanned,Rejuvenated, and Beaming, No matter what they were getting Nash and ScottyBro in the right frame of mind, and the download's back home will B theeee Sweeeetner of the day 4 Big Ed, Syd,Big Jim and Terry, Whatta friggin Blast!!!! Anyhooooo! after 2 hours in the Airport "THEY" headed 4 the LIMO!.

SeeeeyaSOON!

ScottyBro

ScottyBro last nite in ROME

Highland GAMES U say?...this one took the cake Bro! here was ScottyBro enjoying his last nite out in Rome, this was a Bar in the heart of the Downtown area, that was a wee bit left of centre, Anyhoooo the game was 2 lift one of the Bartenders above ones head, Then! hold a jug of Natures"Gold"......S-T-E-A-D-Y! SO! that U kept it's head, Hold it till the patron's give U the "Thumb's-UP" (Just like Caesar) THEN! my friend, one can benefit 2 a nite fun frolick ...and drinks 4 freeee! YO! or one can take the easier way out, ......if U can't partake U can still still B a Jolly Roger, by getting your picture with the Bartender, hoisted up by a wire, of course U don't get the prize, and U don't get the Adulation, Buit what U get outta the shot, is the chance 2 grab some Ass BRO!...and the Question of our hero is,..."Did He, od Didn't He" was it his Olympic Moment, or did he flunk out?, Onr thing we do Know, is that he definately had "GOLD" in his hand,.....or two yuk,yuk.

P.S. The game plan is 2 drive from Rome up 2 Northern Italy AGAIN! and hook up with the Alps Tunnel, Then it's on 2 Switzerland and Germany Yahooooooooooo!


SeeeyaaaaSOON!
ScottyBro

ScottyBro Naples 2 Rome

Some people say!...that it pay's 2 B a weeeee Crazy, Well! this is our hero giving a ride 2 a Chic called Sheela Fraser, an Aussie with a penchant 4 the Liberal Art's, so 2 speak yuk,yuk,....get my drift, ScottyBro had decided 2 take the coast route up 2 Rome, and Sheela heard him talking 2 the font desk at the Hotel of his intention's, Well! how convenient she thought, this is a chance 2 hopefully 2 hitch a ride up 2 the Eternal City and it's "Magic", let me tellya our hero saw the package hmm,
and cdecided 2 give her a ride, (SUCKA) he felt that the trip up would B better with some company along the way, from the time that she got in the car 2 the time they got 2 Rome,......it was (Blah,Blah, Blah,Blah,Blah) this was a shot as he drove on a beautiful road, the weather was still a wee chilly, she was excited that spring was just around the corner, when outta the blue she had an urge 2 embrace the scene, she said that Aussies love 2 garnish the moment, our hero thought that she was talking about something 2 eat, Wrong Again!...she slipped out of her jacket, popped the sunroof and thrust herself into the blue yonder, friggin ell! ScottyBro nearly had a heart attack, just a minute ago he was in the warmth of his Scottymobile! NOW! the freaky Babe from down under was girating in the sea air with a skimpy top on, and I might add a helluva distraction 2 the on coming traffic, and the lineup that began 2 follow, Man! it was friggin chilly, our hero was brave enough 4 a short while, but his goosebumps were getting goosebumps, So! he asked her 2 get back inside, and she kept saying that U don't tell an Aussie 2 Do anything, Shit! there like we Scot's very dogmatic, Ah! I get it, we Scot's sent a lot of our so called malcontent's 2 the Big Island penal system 2 eleviate the backed up system we had, Now! they have came back 2 haunt us, Shoot!, he was thinking of giving her the pitch, but alas his athiastic background would not allow him 2 venture there, So with his his chattering teeth , drippy bluenose, and freakin chillin persona, he managed 2 eventually hook off the road and pull into a wee village 4 a pit stop, where she engratiated the local's with her fantastic Acting skill's, Shit! a few minutes ago he was going 2 kill her, now it's friggin diplomacy sublime, I guess it's a case of, if it fit's?.......... and the beauty of the pit stop was that he was able 2
dump the Beast, she latched on 2 another gullible tourist in the village, whatta figgin relief Bro! 3 hours of yakitty yak, had him frazelled, and he was thinking of staying at the beautiful village over nite, But the thought that she might still B around pushed him on, Hey! at least at the other end is the Eternal Bliss of Rome.
SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. All roads lead 2 Rome, the eternal city, the appian way and Peace, No more passengers, YO!!!!!!!!

Ferarri and Juventus in the Same Town

ScottyBro took a side trip 2 the Holy Land,....GOD'S country, NO! not the one in the Bible, but the one where all good gearheads love 2 visit, YES! U got it the beautiful rolling hills and sensuous bends of TURIN,.... the land of Ferrari and Lamborghini, Man!...whatta friggin "GIG" this is without a doubt theee Highlite, ScottyBro had fallen in love as a youngster back in Scotland, the first time he saw a Ferrari he was five years old, maybe even younger, his eyes nearly popped out of his head, it was without a doubt the most beautiful thing he had seen up till then, Well! let me tellya through the subsequent passing years they have just got better and better, and 2 this day they hold the key 2 his heart, Man! that beautiful sensuous body,and and,and,..and those gorgeous louvers, the aggressive posture, with that Ferrari Red, its the landmark of ALL Designs, everything that is made in this planet comes under the scrutiny of comparison's, is it as good as a F-
F-E-R-AR-R-I?....my friggin guess is, not bloody likely!. Anyhoooooo on this trip up 2 Turin he met up with a group of "Gearheads" from all over, and they were taking this pilgrimage up 2 the halls of perfection 2 get their fix, VROOOOM,VROOOOM, the freakin damn ROOOOOOMS R Expensive! and not only 2 see the Ferarri factory, but 2 B able 2 kill two birds with one stone , his favourite I talian team is Juve!....maybe its because of the association with the City, WHAT!.....Ferarri and Juventus in the same place WOWeeeeeeee! there go's a fortune on a Ferarri T SHIRT, and a Diego's Juve SHIRT, the buck stop's in Turin! OH WELL! ...it's only money yuk,yuk. he was able 2 get the gearheads 2 take shots of him and all the Ferarri's, it was like a Win-
Win Party, the shot above, is of the Ferarri 360 Spyder, one of his fave's, So! it had 2 B right on, and 2 have
the beautiful Leslie Divers from his home town of Aberdeen Scotland made it all that more special, she had a wit that was off the charts, ...and 2 try and focus on the shot was a real task 4 our hero, Every time she said "CHEESE"...it sounded like Geez! and his ears would perk up, and his senses went wild, here he was touching a 360 Spyder, ...and, and, and looking into the eyes of a gorgeuos Scottish Lassie (SWOOOON), I guess the game never end's, it's just that theres no time 2 start, and time 2 end huh?, U have 2 seize the moment, and love it Bro!. Well Anyhooo! they were going 2 spend the afternoon on a picnic, somewhere in the Turin hill's with a bottle of Italy's best , and the magical sounds of a rasping Ferarri as a backdrop, Friggin ell what else do U want out of Life Bro! THAT!....... and a Passionate Picnic with Leslie, "LONG LIVE GEARHEADS".

SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

PS Our hero is all geared up now, and ready 4 the next "RUMBLE".