Scotty&Nash Capec Town Welcome

Yahoooooooooooo! they made it, believe it or not, the dynamic duo have just passed the sign 2 Cape Town, and now it's time 2 hook up with Nash's cousin Webb and his fiancee Ronni, they R graciously going 2 put up with the 2 hero's 4 the World Cup, SHOOT! there is no way that ScottyBro or Nash would have been able 2 fork out the coin 4 the "BigSHOW", Man! U would need a friggin unbalanced,...."Balance Book " Bro?, Anyhooo!
this is a shot of Scotty and Nash heading 2 a Welcome Party at the Beach, they have a hot air baloon in the shape of the World Cup, and a bi-plane pulling a sign Welcoming the tourists from all over the World, Nash was saying that when this tournament was over,....that a helluva lot of Hot AIR is going 2 B dispenced on the airway's of South Africa, yuk,yuk, our hero's cant wait 2 plunk their sore asses on the Rumper Room sands of Cape Town Beach,....Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! that's better, and,and, and look at those booooootyful Bod's, they look like they were Not Freakin REAL!....Well it could B the fact that Scotty and Nash had boogied their way from Port Elizabeth,...and they were a weee buggered, they needed some "R&R" SO! they told Webby on the phone that they would meet him at the beach, relax a wee bit, then head into town 2 his place, nudge,nudge, wink,wink, When did U a Scotsman! miss out on food, drinks, company,singing, and Joshing!
.........."N-E-V-E-R" and they werent going 2 miss out on this "Shin"-Dig! Bro? FAQ? they wouldn't B able 2 live with oneself, SO! let the friggin GAMES BEGIN.

PS, After a few renditions of "Flower of Scotland" (Sob!Sob!) the Boy's were able 2 muster up the courage, 2 take the gondolla up 2 the top of Table-top where they were planning something very Special as a statement 4 the "TartanARMY".

"StayTUNED!"
Scotty&Nash

Scotty& Nash Maputo Beach Babes

The next few day's ScottyBro and Nash really put the pedal 2 the metal, from Amboseli Park they drove down the coast 2 Dar Es Salaam Tanzania, then it was on 2 Nacala, Beira, then finally Maputo the Capital of Mozambique, this is a shot of our 2 hero's bumping into 3 Aussie Soccer fan's Laura, Sheela, and Haily, they were on there way 2 Cape Town 4 the "BIGSHOW"....FINALLY! it was getting close, the world will have it's eye's and ears tuned 4
3 1/2 weeks in June 2 the "WORLD CUP" and the ladies could not believe that 2 Scot's would B at the show, especially that their team had once again failed 2 make the grade, Scotty and Nash took all the barbs that they threw at them, and duly responded with Scot's R fanatical 4 their team, and we R fan's of the Bootyful GAME!.....and the "Quest" was 2 get some insight as 2 why we don't measure up in the present format, Why "O" Why!.....can't the "TartanArmy" ParteeeeAGAIN! FAQ? it's getting real tough as they close in on Cape Town, the dynamic duo have had second thought's I might add, but Scotty dig's in his heel's, this was the reason 4 making the trip Bro!...Hopefully 2 get some answer's, But also 2 see the game as it's supposed 2 B played, and as they looked around at all the beauty that surrounded them, Nasher reminded Scotty, they were on the right track, look at this gorgeous beach, just what the doctor ordered, peace and tranquility and a lot of positive images 2 lighten the friggin load, ugh? enjoying the city and it's beautiful beaches, rekindled the flame in our hero's, knowing that it was a hop step and jump away, there parting shot 2 the Aussie Babes was, that they would B cheering 4 the AUSSIES! and that hopefully in the fervor that is the World Cup, that hopefully they would bump into them AGAIN!

ScottyBro Naples 2 Rome

Some people say!...that it pay's 2 B a weeeee Crazy, Well! this is our hero giving a ride 2 a Chic called Sheela Fraser, an Aussie with a penchant 4 the Liberal Art's, so 2 speak yuk,yuk,....get my drift, ScottyBro had decided 2 take the coast route up 2 Rome, and Sheela heard him talking 2 the font desk at the Hotel of his intention's, Well! how convenient she thought, this is a chance 2 hopefully 2 hitch a ride up 2 the Eternal City and it's "Magic", let me tellya our hero saw the package hmm,
and cdecided 2 give her a ride, (SUCKA) he felt that the trip up would B better with some company along the way, from the time that she got in the car 2 the time they got 2 Rome,......it was (Blah,Blah, Blah,Blah,Blah) this was a shot as he drove on a beautiful road, the weather was still a wee chilly, she was excited that spring was just around the corner, when outta the blue she had an urge 2 embrace the scene, she said that Aussies love 2 garnish the moment, our hero thought that she was talking about something 2 eat, Wrong Again!...she slipped out of her jacket, popped the sunroof and thrust herself into the blue yonder, friggin ell! ScottyBro nearly had a heart attack, just a minute ago he was in the warmth of his Scottymobile! NOW! the freaky Babe from down under was girating in the sea air with a skimpy top on, and I might add a helluva distraction 2 the on coming traffic, and the lineup that began 2 follow, Man! it was friggin chilly, our hero was brave enough 4 a short while, but his goosebumps were getting goosebumps, So! he asked her 2 get back inside, and she kept saying that U don't tell an Aussie 2 Do anything, Shit! there like we Scot's very dogmatic, Ah! I get it, we Scot's sent a lot of our so called malcontent's 2 the Big Island penal system 2 eleviate the backed up system we had, Now! they have came back 2 haunt us, Shoot!, he was thinking of giving her the pitch, but alas his athiastic background would not allow him 2 venture there, So with his his chattering teeth , drippy bluenose, and freakin chillin persona, he managed 2 eventually hook off the road and pull into a wee village 4 a pit stop, where she engratiated the local's with her fantastic Acting skill's, Shit! a few minutes ago he was going 2 kill her, now it's friggin diplomacy sublime, I guess it's a case of, if it fit's?.......... and the beauty of the pit stop was that he was able 2
dump the Beast, she latched on 2 another gullible tourist in the village, whatta figgin relief Bro! 3 hours of yakitty yak, had him frazelled, and he was thinking of staying at the beautiful village over nite, But the thought that she might still B around pushed him on, Hey! at least at the other end is the Eternal Bliss of Rome.
SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. All roads lead 2 Rome, the eternal city, the appian way and Peace, No more passengers, YO!!!!!!!!