World Cup Soccer Virtual tour, ScottysGig laments about Scotland not making the World Cup. Cartoons, rants and just sharing the major sites in the cities he travels too. The people he meets along the way and the mode of travel he takes. It is meant to make you chuckle just think it could be your taking the tour. See you in South Africa.
Man! the high altitude of Tabletop mountain was getting 2 the Boy's, not only had they 2 look after their own safety, Now! they could see why Webby was adamant that they didn't have a drink B/4 going up 2 the top, this is a shot of our hero's after "Amazing Grace" "Scotland the Brave" "Mull of Kintyre" "The Northern lights of Aberdeen" Puff! Pant! and FAQ?....and,and finally! the "Flower of Scotland" and I might add more friggin requests from the crowd, and the News Helicopters, Shoot! we could B up here 4 the rest of the "World Cup" said Nash!, Their ass-umption was that Webb and Ronni had set up the whole thing, and now they'l have 2 live with it.................and freakin get EVEN! YO!!!!!.
PS. The "GAMES" will soon B here, and the dynamic duo R already planning 4 their selections,...and how 2 get Even with Webby, Ronni, and all their Co-horts yuk,yuk, let the Games Begin.
This wassa helluva eye opener 4 the duo, they could not believe the amount of people that were let down because Scotland did not Qualify FAQ?.....the world must B full of prodigal Son's and daughters Bro!, this shot was taken on Cape Town beach, this was the TartanARMY'S South African representative Webb Mcguire (Nash's cousin) and his fiancee Ronni, Webb was an engineer who moved 2 Cape Town 4 years ago, and was working on a Big project that would keep him here for 2 more years, and the possibility was that Webb and Ronni could possibly settle down here, it certainly beats the rain of back in Aberdeen ugh?, the next move 4 our intrepid travelers is 2 perform something that has never been done by a member of the "TartanARMY" SO! stay tuned their getting their prop's ready?.
PS. This act of National pride, will B a cathartic moment 4 the dynamic duo, they were 2 late 4 the Hot air World Cup Balloon ride So! this would B their pre- World Cup Statement.
Yahoooooooooooo! they made it, believe it or not, the dynamic duo have just passed the sign 2 Cape Town, and now it's time 2 hook up with Nash's cousin Webb and his fiancee Ronni, they R graciously going 2 put up with the 2 hero's 4 the World Cup, SHOOT! there is no way that ScottyBro or Nash would have been able 2 fork out the coin 4 the "BigSHOW", Man! U would need a friggin unbalanced,...."Balance Book " Bro?, Anyhooo! this is a shot of Scotty and Nash heading 2 a Welcome Party at the Beach, they have a hot air baloon in the shape of the World Cup, and a bi-plane pulling a sign Welcoming the tourists from all over the World, Nash was saying that when this tournament was over,....that a helluva lot of Hot AIR is going 2 B dispenced on the airway's of South Africa, yuk,yuk, our hero's cant wait 2 plunk their sore asses on the Rumper Room sands of Cape Town Beach,....Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! that's better, and,and, and look at those booooootyful Bod's, they look like they were Not Freakin REAL!....Well it could B the fact that Scotty and Nash had boogied their way from Port Elizabeth,...and they were a weee buggered, they needed some "R&R" SO! they told Webby on the phone that they would meet him at the beach, relax a wee bit, then head into town 2 his place, nudge,nudge, wink,wink, When did U a Scotsman! miss out on food, drinks, company,singing, and Joshing! .........."N-E-V-E-R" and they werent going 2 miss out on this "Shin"-Dig! Bro? FAQ? they wouldn't B able 2 live with oneself, SO! let the friggin GAMES BEGIN.
PS, After a few renditions of "Flower of Scotland" (Sob!Sob!) the Boy's were able 2 muster up the courage, 2 take the gondolla up 2 the top of Table-top where they were planning something very Special as a statement 4 the "TartanARMY".
It wassa a beautiful day So! Scotty and Nash stopped in at Port Elizabeth 4 the day, Blimey! they were there all of 5 minutes, and when they came back 2 the car, it was surrounded by a group of Babes,.....it was funny 2 see their enthusiasm 4 the econoBox, they would walk around it with their fingers touching the metal, getting aroused by it's flowing lines, U talk about ergonomics, economics, Bro! this was passionomics, They seemed 2 B in a trance, the dynamic duo were grateful 2 see the group eventually filter away, this was supposed 2 B a wee trip down 2 the Ocean, catch some gentle breezes and a lot of R&R, this is a shot of the brothers in arms with the very last Babe who was still out there, the guy's thought that friggin ell she's still hung over from the nite B/4 or it was drugs, after talking with her 4 a couple of minutes,without the rest of them, Scotty and Nash were able 2 find out that her name was Mish Hogg, she was a mechanic like all the other girls, they were here 4 a Trade and CarSHOW, they had come down to the water 4 a brief respite, WHEN! low and behold she spotted the Scottish flag, then she saw the surface that imbellished its existance, the Babes were all a gaga! Mish she was born in Dundee Scotland and moved 2 South Africa when she was 6 years old, she was hoping and praying that she would meet the owner of the pocket rocket, and B able to newsie about Scotland, she had been back a few times, but it was always a pleasure 2 reminisce with the Scottish tourists when they came 2 South Africa, and she was very disappointed when her homeland did not make it 2 the World Cup, she was hoping 2 let her friends see and experience the passion and the loyalty of the "TartanARMY" with the World Cup on her soil she was hoping 4 Camalot! ALAS! this Lass was going 2 miss the flower of Scotland, the pipes, the songs, the outfits, and all the Scottish regalia, by the time she was finished our 2 hero's were lyig down balling their eyes out, How! could the friggin team let doen it's prodical Sons and Daughters around the world, How could THEY?.....it was breakin their hearts, SO! Scotty and Nash spent the rest of the afternoon down at the water with her, with their Scottish guitar, and singing the "Flower of Scotland" till they ran dry, in the evening they hooked up with the rest of her friends at the Hotel, Scotty and Nash had promised 2 keep in touch with her, and maybe after they had represented the "TartanARMY" at the "BigSHOW" that they might B able 2 drop in and visit with her parents, Man! she had an unbelievable affect on the 2 of them, if they had any doubts as 2 why they came SHOOT! this bolstered their resolve Bro!.
PS. Our 2 hero's R all charged up and ready 4 Cape Town, this ones 4 Mish and all the prodical SOULS.
Man! the high altitude of Tabletop mountain was getting 2 the Boy's, not only had they 2 look after their own safety, Now! they could see why Webby was adamant that they didn't have a drink B/4 going up 2 the top, this is a shot of our hero's after "Amazing Grace" "Scotland the Brave" "Mull of Kintyre" "The Northern lights of Aberdeen" Puff! Pant! and FAQ?....and,and finally! the "Flower of Scotland"
