Showing posts with label Chic's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chic's. Show all posts

Monday, June 7, 2010

Scotty&Nash Capec Town Welcome

Yahoooooooooooo! they made it, believe it or not, the dynamic duo have just passed the sign 2 Cape Town, and now it's time 2 hook up with Nash's cousin Webb and his fiancee Ronni, they R graciously going 2 put up with the 2 hero's 4 the World Cup, SHOOT! there is no way that ScottyBro or Nash would have been able 2 fork out the coin 4 the "BigSHOW", Man! U would need a friggin unbalanced,...."Balance Book " Bro?, Anyhooo!
this is a shot of Scotty and Nash heading 2 a Welcome Party at the Beach, they have a hot air baloon in the shape of the World Cup, and a bi-plane pulling a sign Welcoming the tourists from all over the World, Nash was saying that when this tournament was over,....that a helluva lot of Hot AIR is going 2 B dispenced on the airway's of South Africa, yuk,yuk, our hero's cant wait 2 plunk their sore asses on the Rumper Room sands of Cape Town Beach,....Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! that's better, and,and, and look at those booooootyful Bod's, they look like they were Not Freakin REAL!....Well it could B the fact that Scotty and Nash had boogied their way from Port Elizabeth,...and they were a weee buggered, they needed some "R&R" SO! they told Webby on the phone that they would meet him at the beach, relax a wee bit, then head into town 2 his place, nudge,nudge, wink,wink, When did U a Scotsman! miss out on food, drinks, company,singing, and Joshing!
.........."N-E-V-E-R" and they werent going 2 miss out on this "Shin"-Dig! Bro? FAQ? they wouldn't B able 2 live with oneself, SO! let the friggin GAMES BEGIN.

PS, After a few renditions of "Flower of Scotland" (Sob!Sob!) the Boy's were able 2 muster up the courage, 2 take the gondolla up 2 the top of Table-top where they were planning something very Special as a statement 4 the "TartanARMY".

"StayTUNED!"
Scotty&Nash

Monday, August 24, 2009

Spanish Beach Rolleblading,ScottyBro


Low and Behold!........our hero is trying his freakin damnest 2 keep up with this beautiful Senorita,...Shit! she's gotta helluva pair of lung's on her, YO!...she's a "Bluetooth Belle" 4
me, (Gasp!)....if I cant connect with her,...(Puff)....(Pant).....weeeeeeez, I promise 2 leave this body 4 science. Well U get my drift Ugh?, believe it or not our hero is like a bloodhound, once on the trail,.............sniff!,sniff! he will never let go, especially when the quarry has those valuptious lines like that,...and she's Spanish, with those spanish earring's, yoweeeee!.....long black hair, and,...and,...and those friggin "BIG BROWN EYE'S" Shoot!!.
The rest of the "Gig" was one liner's,...and puffing and panting, and praying................ttfnSB.