Showing posts with label World cup Scottish humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World cup Scottish humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

ScottyBro,Tartan Army,Soccer Appeal

Wherever ScottyBro goes he takes with him ,....his trusty well travelled (sniff,sniff) "Tartan Army TENT, in this weee patch of heaven he has found solace 2 recharge his battery's,........
and I might add 2 Recreat, (wink,wink)...get my drift ugh?. Anyhooooo! with his abiding Scottish passion 4 what's around the next bend, he has managed 2 log a lotta miles, some begrudgingly, but most with Smiles!, as a weee lad he lived by the code of Whowhat-
wherewhy@when, now as an adult (I think) he can take his show on the friggin road, and find out how the other half lives, he would like 2 ask his co-horts 2 Blog or Twitter him with their theories as 2 why Scotland has fallen off the World Map of Soccer,......and if they have any way's 2 remedy the situation, ScottyBro himself feels that the only way out is 2 find a Messiah!.....someone of today's and tomorrow's mindset, with tactical and communcational skill's that will sell a program 2 the most passionate fans in the freakin world, we R patient soles, but we need our soles 2 kick a Ball!..... and not for taking a hike, we do need some friggin "Bling" along the way, Scot's look radient with Silverwear, So! in the vastness of our Bluetooth Connectivity,.............Will someone PLEASE! ....listen 2 the PLEE'S from the "Tartan Army" we need a leader, much like Wallace, ye dinna have 2 B Scottish, just show us yer ability's, get result's,...then we will follow U 2 the end.

Stay tuned 2 our Hero's next download PS...........Burley's not the Man.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

FA cup, Chelsea, Scotland for the world cup

Hi!....2 All the Soccer FAN-atics out there.
ScottyBro here!......I don't know about U but watching the FA Cup Final on Saturday nearly had my head spinning, it wasn't the Game that fried my senses, NO!............FRIGGIN EL! it's the end of May and the on field temperature is 109 degrees, the Big fella must B warming up 2 us UGH?. either that or Guus must B Cooking up something, anyhooooo!.......on the subject of Soccer, ScottyBro isa frustrated soccer fan-atic, who's bitting at the bit 2 cheer his team 2 GLORY! (Not Gorrie). This carrot-top Misfit is takin his trusty fitba and heading 4 the freakin Highlands and the Lowlands of Our great planet 2 let the Soccer world know that S-C-O-T-L-A-N-D.................is friggin still playing the game, HEY! not as beautiful as some, But SHOOT!.....that's our problem, WHAT! with the globalWARMING just maybe we will get some of the Solar Creativity that the Samba Boy's have been Living on 4 all those year's, ..............and just maybe it will charge up our frozen battery's,SO! that the "Tartan Army" can get out
of the closet, throw away the stand -by mode, and get their "Assingear" and let us hear the Score "O Flower of Scotland" THEN!....and only then will we know, that YO!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE LAND OF NOD!.