World Cup Soccer Virtual tour, ScottysGig laments about Scotland not making the World Cup. Cartoons, rants and just sharing the major sites in the cities he travels too. The people he meets along the way and the mode of travel he takes. It is meant to make you chuckle just think it could be your taking the tour. See you in South Africa.
SOMEWHERE!....in the darkest recesses of his mind, Scotty was not looking forward 2 this day, this was the day when our hero had 2 leave his beautiful Italy, friggin Ell even his Frugalmobile (Smart Car) was sobbing!, FAQ? Why,Why,- "WHY!" , Anyhooooo! after a few moments of reassuring the........."Car" he was able 2 saunter on down the highway, he remembered the famous lines of the Big-Guy, (I WILL BE BACK). This is a shot of him driving Smartly along heading 4 Munich Germany, where he will link up with an old friend from Aberdeen Hans Rheims who was visiting relatives in Munich, he also was going 2 hook up with his Buddy Nash Barber who was flying into Munich, THEN! Scotty and Nash were going 2 drive all the way from Germany down 2 Cairo Egypt, take a freakin breather, then get on our Smart Cap's and boot it on down 2 Cape Town South Africa 2 represent Scotland, and I might add the friggin "Tartan Army" Bro! this is the "BIGSHOW" and the flag of St. Andrews will B flying high at the Party,and, and, and.......just Maybe the Answer 4 the whole trip might surface Hey Bro! ....Lifes a Gig, so friggin Milk it, listen up, Scctland is the Neanderthals of World Soccer, the freakin "Tartan Army" is always ready All we need is an Invitation.
SeeeeyaSOON! ScottyBro
P.S. HEY! Stay Tuned, Scotty- Nash- Smart Pants will head 4 Austria, Slovenia,Croatia......................
Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro
The "BLING-TRAIL" that's what this is All friggin about,....ScottyBro hasn't seen it in his Lifetime, (FAQ?)...and going by the record books neither has his "Fitba Daft" ancestor's (sob!). Digging in the past is not the Scottish way, OH NO!....contrary 2 what our freakin "Auld Enemy" might say! we do not dwell in the past, we are of the forward notion,....U know! the Onwards and Upwards philosophy YO!!!, we can bite the bullet with the best of them...BUT! like all good species in time, SHIT! U do need a wee "BLING" once and a while.......................UGH? ScottyBro.
SOMEWHERE!....in the darkest recesses of his mind, Scotty was not looking forward 2 this day, this was the day when our hero had 2 leave his beautiful Italy, friggin Ell even his Frugalmobile (Smart Car) was sobbing!, FAQ? Why,Why,-
