World Cup Soccer Virtual tour, ScottysGig laments about Scotland not making the World Cup. Cartoons, rants and just sharing the major sites in the cities he travels too. The people he meets along the way and the mode of travel he takes. It is meant to make you chuckle just think it could be your taking the tour. See you in South Africa.
Whatta place! Nairobi get's U in it's cross hairs, and play's with your mind, 2 shoot or not 2 shoot! Scotty was telling Nash that every friggin corner get's U in it's sites, Oh Well! U just have 2 live with it Bro!...and,and "SHOOT" AWAY! yuk,yuk, and the gang back home will appreciate the fact that were paying homage 2 another fighter 4 Independance, just like "Wallace" it was an emotional shoot at the "dedan kimathi statue" when they got 2 Nairobi they got some travel brochures and read up on the sites 2 visit, and they both lit up when they read about his fight in the fifties 4 feedom, one small word that raptures the mind, and engratiates time, and frequently put's your life on the line, and he died 4 his cause, and just like Wallace, Che Guevara, Martin Luther King, the fight will go on, SO! rest in peace my friend, This ones 4 YOU! Bro!......click!click!CLICK!!!!!!
PS. The guy's R ready 4 another site that has them BOTH! in a freakin "Flux".
The dynamic duo R in Split Croatia, after a short stay in Ljubljana, Slovenia, they booted down 2 Split, Croatia, one of the jewel's on the Adriatic, ScottyBro had seen pictures in travel brochures and whatnot, well he was dumbfounded, how truthfull they really were, the coastline of the Adriatic, is one of those gotcha's that U must see in your lifetime, this is a shot of ScottyBro and Nash downloading till the friggin sun goes down,yuk, yuk, everybody back home was asking 4 pictures SO! they felt an obligation 2 freeload their services ugh?, it's amazing 2 see the influence that the Romans have left in there Architecture, and our hero's had bookmarked Split 4 another time another visit, ......But! with time as an allie.
Ah! the "Forum".....ScottyBro like most tourists was looking forward 2 this tour, and my god he was amazed at the collapse of the financial Institutions, hmmm? much like today, seem's like we never learn, Greed does corrupt, I think it was the word's of Cicero, SHIT!....he wassa head of his time Bro!. THIS!.... in time is what await's our houses of humble pie, ..one giant step 4 man,....one giant leap 4 the BIG FALL!, Anyhoooooo! back 2 the NOW! ScottyBro is hoping 2 meet up with Mario his Buddy Vick's brother in law, Mario was born in Aberdeen Scotland, and alway's wanted 2 visit his family's homeland of Italy, This was the time that all the chip's fell into place, this wa s the Summer of enlightment 4 him, not only was he going 2 visit this beautiful Country, he was going 2 wrap himself up in his heritage, and absorb the time warp, ......and he's a Soccer fan 2 boot, THIS!... should B a "Doozer", friggin ell! he's a Glasgow Celtic fan, and, and, ...and he loves the ladies, and History, Oh Well! 2 outta 3 ain't bad Ugh? Mario and ScottyBro will B spending the day at the Forum, the Colliseum,(this is ScottyBro's third trip 2 the House of Pain) he's actually thinking of applying 4 a guides permit, yuk,yuk,...then they R hoping 2 see the Arch of Titus, Caesar's Temple,the Arch of Constantine, Nero's Palace, Romulas's Mossaleum, and on and on, this Country, thought ScottyBro, will either pamper your mind,....or leave U with a serious bout of ADD!, He was going 2 take it in small step's, kinda like the Baby Step's, that Psychologist's and Psychiatrist's drop on us, and the friggin Bill, yuk!. Anyhoooo! this is our hero looking across the site at the remnant's of the house of Gain, Man!.....its Amazing what 2000 year's can do, theres more 2 this than meet's the eye Bro! hopefully Mario will B able 2 fill in the friggin gap's.
HEY!!!!...Mario it's ScottyBRO! How R U ? ........................................................................................................
.................................................................stay tuned 2 the next installment of our hero & Mario, on the Loose! "Seeeeeyyyyyaaaa SOON".........ScottyBro!
Whatta friggin place!....the house of pain, or should I say...the "COLLISEUM", built 2thousand years ago 2 entertain the freakin masses, the "Tartan Army" could get some solace here, ScottyBro took it upon himself 2 pilgrimage 2 this Classical Landmark, that personify's the struggles 2 win at All Cost's,........maybe that's what we should do 4 the Scottish Soccer team,....ugh? give them an ultimatum, kinda like "PAY AS U PLAY", it has a nice ring 2 it don't Uthink!. Anyhooooo!...back 2 the "BIG-HOUSE", his plan is 2 park himself inside the structure,....and do some Celtic chant's, like he's going back 2 his Root's, a kind of War cry! that just might release the curses, and allow us 2 move forward, and win some friggin Soccer "Bling" (FAQ?) ...... That's all we ASK!. I tellya the "COLLISEUM" must have been a site 4 sore eyes Bro! I wonder if deadlines were an issue?, I realize that the dead couild tell a story or 2, maybe a a million or more U think?, the wonder in all it's glory, was not the "Blood Spectacles" ....but the building of it, U walk around trying 2 imagine, how could they do that?....and....and....and how could they do this?...... .it's amazing the ingenuity of mankind, it never seizes 2 amaze me, THIS! is a place that will stay in his heart 4ever, the struggles of the people 2 not only build it, the maintenance of it, and the eventual functioning as a killing platform 4 the masses 2 B entertained, arent U glad that "TIMES HAVE CHANGED" YO! NOW! we loose our head's over.........."DEADLINES " ye figger?. At this time ScottyBro's going into the building, he's trying 2 get his head around the Celtic chant's, SO! he need's some solace 2 get himself into a state of mind, a kind of RA!RA!RA!!!!!!!!! MAN! we the Spirit's of the "TARTAN ARMY" will go 2 any length 4 SUCCESS. Stay Tuned.....Seeeeeeya SOON! ScottyBro
THANK GOD!...we Scot's have a built in Pick me Up button in our dna, that and a friggin bottle of JW helped ScottyBro dillute the pain of Scotland's elimination from the "BIG-SHOW"...FAQ?. SO! he tried 2 focus on the next part of his journey, "ITALY" the land of Caesar, Da-Vinci, Michelangello, the Colliseum, GLADiators, and last but not least KA- THUMP! SOCCER!.....YO!. They not only have history 2 throw at us, "THEY" have been 2 the "BIG-SHOW", and won it 3 times 4 real ugh?, whatta friggin legacy 2 hand down Bro!. ScottyBro was thinking that after he fly's into Rome,...the first trip was 2 visit the real house of pain " THE COLLISEUM" that's just what he needed as a booster, just think, over 2000 years ago people fought and died 2 entertain the masses, that was the "BIG-SHOW" of it's time , ....and here he was mopping over a loss, SO! he planned 2 rent a moped (Scooter)............and visit the "Big House". His sponsor had told him about Italy and it's " Dynamic Ambience" well our hero was going 2 see how Dynamic ITALY really is.
Whatta place! Nairobi get's U in it's cross hairs, and play's with your mind, 2 shoot or not 2 shoot! Scotty was telling Nash that every friggin corner get's U in it's sites, Oh Well! U just have 2 live with it Bro!...and,and "SHOOT" AWAY! yuk,yuk, and the gang back home will appreciate the fact that were paying homage 2 another fighter 4 Independance, just like "Wallace" it was an emotional shoot at the "dedan kimathi statue" when they got 2 Nairobi they got some travel brochures and read up on the
