Showing posts with label soccer travels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soccer travels. Show all posts

Monday, September 14, 2009

ScottyBro travels 2 ITALY, SOCCER daft,



THANK GOD!...we Scot's have a built in Pick me Up button in our dna, that and a friggin bottle of JW helped ScottyBro dillute the pain of Scotland's elimination from the "BIG-SHOW"...FAQ?. SO! he tried 2 focus on the next part of his journey, "ITALY" the land of Caesar, Da-Vinci, Michelangello, the Colliseum, GLADiators, and last but not least KA-
THUMP! SOCCER!.....YO!. They not only have history 2 throw at us, "THEY" have been 2 the "BIG-SHOW", and won it 3 times 4 real ugh?, whatta friggin legacy 2 hand down Bro!. ScottyBro was thinking that after he fly's into Rome,...the first trip was 2 visit the real house of pain " THE COLLISEUM" that's just what he needed as a booster, just think, over 2000 years ago people fought and died 2 entertain the masses, that was the "BIG-SHOW" of it's time , ....and here he was mopping over a loss, SO! he planned 2 rent a moped (Scooter)............and visit the "Big House". His sponsor had told him about Italy and it's " Dynamic Ambience" well our hero was going 2 see how Dynamic ITALY really is.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

real madrid soccer stadium, spain,scotland

When in Madrid ScottyBro decided against his better judgement 2 visit "Royalty"...all roads lead 2 Rome so 2 speak, his Buddy Nash Barber had told him when he get's here that it was imperitive 2 stand in front of the hallowed ground of Estadio Santiago Bernabeu
....it's like the Mecca 4 Soccer purists, and try 2 get the friggin hex off Scotland, we need help!.......Nash said that I must focus..face the Stadium on a beautiful sunny warm day,...and sing the "Flower of Scotland"
with robust delivery, it has 2 come from the heart , itsa Telapathic Twitter he said, SO! this one's 4 U BUDDY!..........FAQ?.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

highland solace

ScottyBro is a fitba daft Scot, who every 4 years likes 2 get away from the rigors of dying another world cup failure, his great escape is 2 get on his friggin bike and head into the Highlands, and be one with nature, and recharge his freakin frazzled battery. Nobody does it better than a Scotty in
heat, it's only every 4 years that we cool down UGH?,....SO! with his trusty Ball, and his patchwork tent he gets lost in the Highlands 2 try and find himself AGAIN! it's cathartic, spiritual, call it what U want, just that separation from human contact gives ScottyBro the peace he need's 2 move forward. We the football supporters of the Scottish team (TARTAN ARMY) will never die,....sure we come with a heavy brogue's, carrot- tops, Ruddy complection, and we R different, I believe that this is all part and parcel of the World Soccer Community's appreciation of our passion 4 the game and would dearly love 2 see us partake in the "Big-Show" again, Nuetral's the world over would love 2 see that wee piece of granite in the North Sea show their stuff, with the support of the "Tartan Army" in all their regalia,....and the haunting sound of the pipes as a back-drop 2 the "Flower of Scotland" lyrics that congeals our opposition, and vaunts our attack's. With all this Passion and support, we will mend, and so will ScottyBro, the time in the Highlands is a magical restoration of National Pride, sitting on an outcropping of granite with a wee patch of Heather by his side, and an osprey swooping down the glen, and a magestic profile in the distance of a magnificent Stag gives him the "Chilling Solace" that he was begging 4.

Scottish highlands with ScottyBro