ScottyBro at the Forum in ROME

Ah! the "Forum".....ScottyBro like most tourists was looking forward 2 this tour, and my god he was amazed at the collapse of the financial Institutions, hmmm? much like today, seem's like we never learn, Greed does corrupt, I think it was the word's of Cicero, SHIT!....he wassa head of his time Bro!. THIS!.... in time is what await's our houses of humble pie, ..one giant step 4 man,....one giant leap 4 the BIG FALL!, Anyhoooooo! back 2 the NOW! ScottyBro is hoping 2 meet up with Mario his Buddy Vick's brother in law, Mario was born in Aberdeen Scotland, and alway's wanted 2 visit his family's homeland of Italy, This was the time that all the chip's fell into place, this wa s the Summer of enlightment 4 him, not only was he going 2 visit this beautiful Country, he was going 2 wrap himself up in his heritage, and absorb the time warp, ......and he's a Soccer fan 2 boot, THIS!... should B a "Doozer", friggin ell!
he's a Glasgow Celtic fan, and, and, ...and he loves the ladies, and History, Oh Well! 2 outta 3 ain't bad Ugh?
Mario and ScottyBro will B spending the day at the Forum, the Colliseum,(this is ScottyBro's third trip 2 the
House of Pain) he's actually thinking of applying 4 a guides permit, yuk,yuk,...then they R hoping 2 see the Arch of Titus, Caesar's Temple,the Arch of Constantine, Nero's Palace, Romulas's Mossaleum, and on and on, this Country, thought ScottyBro, will either pamper your mind,....or leave U with a serious bout of ADD!, He was going 2 take it in small step's, kinda like the Baby Step's, that Psychologist's and Psychiatrist's drop on us, and the friggin Bill, yuk!. Anyhoooo! this is our hero looking across the site at the remnant's of the house
of Gain, Man!.....its Amazing what 2000 year's can do, theres more 2 this than meet's the eye Bro! hopefully Mario will B able 2 fill in the friggin gap's.

HEY!!!!...Mario it's ScottyBRO! How R U ? ........................................................................................................

.................................................................stay tuned 2 the next installment of our hero & Mario, on the Loose!
"Seeeeeyyyyyaaaa SOON".........ScottyBro!

ScottyBro on the beach? Vespa

Not all of Scottybro's time was "T he Quest"....,Oh Nooo! their was side trip's 2 local establishments 2 getta local perspective, ugh? like the local Beaches just 2 RUMinate over the friggin "Quest", his heart was set on getting other point's of view as 2 WHY! SCOTLAND CAN'T..........
........"S-C-O-R-E" OOOOOH! I feel a headache coming ON!, Hey!........look at that freakin site 4 sore eyes, it's time 4 a "Time Out" from all this friggin thinking, She looks like SHE has the answer's 2 a lot of my need's, I know, I'll hit her with ONE of my lines?,.......Needless 2 say his "Life's a Gig waiting 2 Happen" approach came a Cropper!, this signora (The BOUNCER) had her own scheme, first came....U got it! "M-O-N-E-Y" and the next was ugh?........U got it again! friggin "M-O-N-E-Y".......And her towline was her frisbee, she had it down 2 an Art form, the beach was her Hook-Line-@-Sinker......just throw the frisbee and pull in the SUCKERS!, WELL! let me tell U this friggin Scotty has moral's,......and a freakin "Budget" 2 boot FAQ?, Why Me! There's another friggin Question 2 add 4 my "Quest" (Headache), ....just maybe That IS the answer, We Scot's will always B on a Quest, if it was'nt Soccer it would B something else, were an inquisitive bunch, and the what's around the next Bend senario,...is so US?,.......he came 2 the Beach on a freakin "Vespa",.........and she was looking 4 a Ferrari Bro!...... "U Lose" Anyhoooooooo! back 2 the "Quest" , some tanning, lotsa "CHILLIN", some Scouting,....AH! maybe some "Tartan Army" DREAMIN!,.................................He Shoot's!....he SCORES!!!!!!! ScottyBro believes there's a Conspiracy in the Soccer Community, that if Scotland should ever win the "World Cup", They'd B afraid that it might B stolen, and adorning someones mantlepiece, ...or languishing in a pawnshop, NEVER 2 see the light of day AGAIN!, Sceptics, that is our "Auld Enemy", we the "TARTAN ARMY" have a dream, full of Wine-Women-@-"Bling"......................................................................................the World Cup 2 US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.