ScottyBro on the beach? Vespa

Not all of Scottybro's time was "T he Quest"....,Oh Nooo! their was side trip's 2 local establishments 2 getta local perspective, ugh? like the local Beaches just 2 RUMinate over the friggin "Quest", his heart was set on getting other point's of view as 2 WHY! SCOTLAND CAN'T..........
........"S-C-O-R-E" OOOOOH! I feel a headache coming ON!, Hey!........look at that freakin site 4 sore eyes, it's time 4 a "Time Out" from all this friggin thinking, She looks like SHE has the answer's 2 a lot of my need's, I know, I'll hit her with ONE of my lines?,.......Needless 2 say his "Life's a Gig waiting 2 Happen" approach came a Cropper!, this signora (The BOUNCER) had her own scheme, first came....U got it! "M-O-N-E-Y" and the next was ugh?........U got it again! friggin "M-O-N-E-Y".......And her towline was her frisbee, she had it down 2 an Art form, the beach was her Hook-Line-@-Sinker......just throw the frisbee and pull in the SUCKERS!, WELL! let me tell U this friggin Scotty has moral's,......and a freakin "Budget" 2 boot FAQ?, Why Me! There's another friggin Question 2 add 4 my "Quest" (Headache), ....just maybe That IS the answer, We Scot's will always B on a Quest, if it was'nt Soccer it would B something else, were an inquisitive bunch, and the what's around the next Bend senario,...is so US?,.......he came 2 the Beach on a freakin "Vespa",.........and she was looking 4 a Ferrari Bro!...... "U Lose" Anyhoooooooo! back 2 the "Quest" , some tanning, lotsa "CHILLIN", some Scouting,....AH! maybe some "Tartan Army" DREAMIN!,.................................He Shoot's!....he SCORES!!!!!!! ScottyBro believes there's a Conspiracy in the Soccer Community, that if Scotland should ever win the "World Cup", They'd B afraid that it might B stolen, and adorning someones mantlepiece, ...or languishing in a pawnshop, NEVER 2 see the light of day AGAIN!, Sceptics, that is our "Auld Enemy", we the "TARTAN ARMY" have a dream, full of Wine-Women-@-"Bling"......................................................................................the World Cup 2 US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

ScottyBro @ the COLLISEUM

Whatta friggin place!....the house of pain, or should I say...the "COLLISEUM", built 2thousand years ago 2 entertain the freakin masses, the "Tartan Army" could get some solace here, ScottyBro took it upon himself 2 pilgrimage 2 this Classical Landmark, that personify's the struggles 2 win at All Cost's,........maybe that's what we should do 4 the Scottish Soccer team,....ugh? give them an ultimatum, kinda like "PAY AS U PLAY", it has
a nice ring 2 it don't Uthink!. Anyhooooo!...back 2 the "BIG-HOUSE", his plan is 2 park himself inside the structure,....and do some Celtic chant's, like he's going back 2 his Root's, a kind of War cry! that just might release the curses, and allow us 2 move forward, and win some friggin Soccer "Bling" (FAQ?) ...... That's all we ASK!. I tellya the "COLLISEUM" must have been a site 4 sore eyes Bro! I wonder if deadlines were an issue?, I realize that the dead couild tell a story or 2, maybe a
a million or more U think?, the wonder in all it's glory, was not the "Blood Spectacles" ....but the building of it, U walk around trying 2 imagine, how could they do that?....and....and....and how could they do this?...... .it's amazing the ingenuity of mankind, it never seizes 2 amaze me, THIS! is a place that will stay in his heart 4ever, the struggles of the people 2 not only build it, the maintenance of it, and the eventual functioning as a killing platform 4 the masses 2 B entertained, arent U glad that "TIMES HAVE CHANGED" YO! NOW! we loose our head's over.........."DEADLINES " ye figger?. At this time ScottyBro's going into the building, he's trying 2 get his head around the Celtic chant's, SO! he need's some solace 2 get himself into a state of mind, a kind of RA!RA!RA!!!!!!!!! MAN! we the Spirit's of the "TARTAN ARMY" will go 2 any length 4 SUCCESS.
Stay Tuned.....Seeeeeeya SOON! ScottyBro