ScottyBro and the Police Lamborghini.

Believe it or not, ScottyBro was cruising along in all his glory dreaming about the day when, ugh? Scotland won the "World Cup" YAHOOOOOOOOO! WHEN outta the blue this mirage, abberation what ever U want 2 call it friggin left him, like he was standing still YIKES!........it so happened at the next pit stop, whatta relief, Their it was in all it's glory, with it's sleek bodyframe, and that snub nose, Big-assed end, with All that Power, yoweeeeeee! and it wassa Police car 2 boot huh? "Gofigger" Hey! wait a minute, if yer policing the super highway's what would B better than a freakin Lamborghini Ghyardo, Nobody's going 2 take U 2 the Limit, if their human? and there ain't a better product 4 National pride, and as a selling tool than 2 show it 2 the public on the highway's and Biway's of this Magical Country, Shit! it made our hero jealous, he is a lover of Lamborghini's, come 2 think about it, he loves all the
Italian Car's, Friggin Ell! this is the domain of beautiful design, it does'nt matter if it's a watch, a ring, a dress,
(and what's in it) Yuk,Yuk, 2 a boat, a plane, What ever, ScottyBro was coming 2 the end of his Italian Safari, and guess what, he would like 2 stay longer, unfortunately believe it or not he has a schedule 2 get back on track, SO! 2 Cut a long story short, ScottyBro had a great conversation with the 2 police Officers, and they promised that they would give him the courtesy on the highway of passing in second gear.

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ScottyBro and Livorno lass

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Mediterranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a Town, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a weekend with this beautiful Mediterranean Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh? OH! and by the way the name of this Town was, wait 4 it.......Livorno, I thought she said Love-or-no! hmmmmmm?, Scotty was just south of Pisa, and leaning towards STAYING!, But alas everything must come 2 an end faq?....after exchanging phone numbers, email addresses, Pin's, Blog's, twitter's, blood group's, yuk,yuk, Shit! I think he's serious about this one, after a weekend of fun, with a ton of passionate aerobic's Simone said that if the Scot's were 2 get back into the "Big Show" Again that they would have 2 learn how 2 channel their undeniable Passion, into and around the Team system, All 4 one, and one 4 ALL, she said that she watched the game with Italy, and that they chased everything, BUT!.....they never looked like they were in control, and that the final third was their biggest downfall, just no imagination or creativity, also because of the Premier league, it looks like the Academy's are not producing the new talent that will sustain an onwards and UPWARD'S! mentality, Phew! and all that from a mechanic, and a Mediterranean Lass 2 boot! Shoot!
with all that information, and a last hug and Squeeze,...and another one, and some friggin water works they departed on the Meditterranean Beach at Gombo with it's breakwater as a backdrop, Now! it was north 2 Pisa
he was going 2 hook up with the E33 North 2 link up with the E35 then on 2 Milan.


SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. Our hero has 2 make up some time now, So! it will B a short stay over in Milan, see Jose Murhino's Inter,
and ACMilan, and get some Soccer Feedback. SOB!

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The Podium always belonged to Canada. Thanks to all the athletes who gave their best.

ScottyBRO Passionate Roadside Tent

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Medittaranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a small Village, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a beautiful weekend with this beautiful Meditarranian Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh?

ScottyBro last nite in ROME

Highland GAMES U say?...this one took the cake Bro! here was ScottyBro enjoying his last nite out in Rome, this was a Bar in the heart of the Downtown area, that was a wee bit left of centre, Anyhoooo the game was 2 lift one of the Bartenders above ones head, Then! hold a jug of Natures"Gold"......S-T-E-A-D-Y! SO! that U kept it's head, Hold it till the patron's give U the "Thumb's-UP" (Just like Caesar) THEN! my friend, one can benefit 2 a nite fun frolick ...and drinks 4 freeee! YO! or one can take the easier way out, ......if U can't partake U can still still B a Jolly Roger, by getting your picture with the Bartender, hoisted up by a wire, of course U don't get the prize, and U don't get the Adulation, Buit what U get outta the shot, is the chance 2 grab some Ass BRO!...and the Question of our hero is,..."Did He, od Didn't He" was it his Olympic Moment, or did he flunk out?, Onr thing we do Know, is that he definately had "GOLD" in his hand,.....or two yuk,yuk.

P.S. The game plan is 2 drive from Rome up 2 Northern Italy AGAIN! and hook up with the Alps Tunnel, Then it's on 2 Switzerland and Germany Yahooooooooooo!


SeeeyaaaaSOON!
ScottyBro

ScottyBro back in Rome Police in hand

Here he was back in Rome, When outta the Blue! he was confronted with a vision of something so fine ugh huh! the local police had latched on 2 him, Well! it was just a courtesy call, part of being a police officer in the Magic of Rome, is 2 B proficient in Hospitality, and they certainly have the package, I can't imagine doing your daily assignments and catering 2 the dynamic's of tourism that is everywhere, Rome is eternal, and so is the friggin traffic Bro! U need a map just 2 park, and the beauty of the small cars, is that they get U in and out of tricky situation's. This is a shot of ScottyBro with the 2 Officers,....shooting them, with his Camera of course, this is going 2 B a shot 4 the photo Album me thinks! they exchanged pleasantry's of Italy and Scotland, especially in the art of playing the beautiful game, but there skill at diplomacy didn't give our hero the Answer he was looking4, Why 'O' Why cant we go 2 the friggin Big Show, it had bugged the shit outta Scotty, because everywhere he travelled they would ask him Why we never turn up, the fact of the matter is that the greatest fans the (TartanARMY) have been kept on hold 4 to long, Scottish character would have enhanced the "Big Show" we need an Inquisition, and an act of Supreme Guidance from the powers that B 2 restore our place in the hallowed halls of World Soccer! sob!
Anyhooooo! our hero was able 2 leave the Officers with a parting shot, Why!....can't Roma win the serie A, it's funny as Scotty was driving off he could hear them shouting the reasons as they faded into obscurity, much like we Scot's, but the beauty of Scots, is that we have a firm belief, that the party will never B over till
we either win the friggin thing or steal it.

SeeeeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

P.S. He's heading north Again 2 the Alp's, Then on 2 the Party Poopers.