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ScottyBro at the Forum in ROME

Ah! the "Forum".....ScottyBro like most tourists was looking forward 2 this tour, and my god he was amazed at the collapse of the financial Institutions, hmmm? much like today, seem's like we never learn, Greed does corrupt, I think it was the word's of Cicero, SHIT!....he wassa head of his time Bro!. THIS!.... in time is what await's our houses of humble pie, ..one giant step 4 man,....one giant leap 4 the BIG FALL!, Anyhoooooo! back 2 the NOW! ScottyBro is hoping 2 meet up with Mario his Buddy Vick's brother in law, Mario was born in Aberdeen Scotland, and alway's wanted 2 visit his family's homeland of Italy, This was the time that all the chip's fell into place, this wa s the Summer of enlightment 4 him, not only was he going 2 visit this beautiful Country, he was going 2 wrap himself up in his heritage, and absorb the time warp, ......and he's a Soccer fan 2 boot, THIS!... should B a "Doozer", friggin ell!
he's a Glasgow Celtic fan, and, and, ...and he loves the ladies, and History, Oh Well! 2 outta 3 ain't bad Ugh?
Mario and ScottyBro will B spending the day at the Forum, the Colliseum,(this is ScottyBro's third trip 2 the
House of Pain) he's actually thinking of applying 4 a guides permit, yuk,yuk,...then they R hoping 2 see the Arch of Titus, Caesar's Temple,the Arch of Constantine, Nero's Palace, Romulas's Mossaleum, and on and on, this Country, thought ScottyBro, will either pamper your mind,....or leave U with a serious bout of ADD!, He was going 2 take it in small step's, kinda like the Baby Step's, that Psychologist's and Psychiatrist's drop on us, and the friggin Bill, yuk!. Anyhoooo! this is our hero looking across the site at the remnant's of the house
of Gain, Man!.....its Amazing what 2000 year's can do, theres more 2 this than meet's the eye Bro! hopefully Mario will B able 2 fill in the friggin gap's.

HEY!!!!...Mario it's ScottyBRO! How R U ? ........................................................................................................

.................................................................stay tuned 2 the next installment of our hero & Mario, on the Loose!
"Seeeeeyyyyyaaaa SOON".........ScottyBro!

ScottyBro Swedish Babes, Italian Hike, Tourist Trap,

It wassa gorgeous day in Rome, 85 degrees, notta cloud in the sky, ScottyBro was debating with the staff at the Hotel about, ugh?.........."SOCCER", and the consensous was that Scotland needed 2 hire an Italian Coach, just like England and Ireland, Then! with a weeee bit of luck we just might get back 2 the "BIG-SHOW", FAQ? that mean's that Hadrian's wall FAILED! We Scot's love the reverse psychology "THING", Anyhoooooo!.....after some tourist's got into it,....................... they said that a Scottish forward couldn't "Score" in a Brothel, Man! that was hitting below the friggin belt,....it was the appropriate time 4 him 2 get his ass outta "Dodge", B/4 the passion takes U 4 a ride,...as he was refo-cussing in the lounge he saw a group of Swedish Babes, he had met 3 day's B/4,..... they were a group of Archeology students from the University of Gotenburg, he had told them about the Swedish female Para-Gliders he had hung out with in Rio de Janiero, B/4 he came 2 Europe, he enjoyed the Swedish approach 2 life, I guess in the northern climes
in their homeland, the summers R short, SO!....one must hang on 2 a warm body 4 heat and entertainment, it makes them more Liberal in their relationships, YO!...ScottyBro was a "FAN"tastic believer in the friggin virtues of self preservation,..... we Scot's share a common latitude 2 a degree or so, and keeping our cheeks warm is a priority, Anyhoooooo! the ladies were in Rome 2 see the Historical Landmarks That is ROME!...U wont find a better place 4 the past than the "Eternal City" one could spend a lifetime here, and not see it all, Sonya, Inge, Stef, and Kirsten, had taken him 4 a short hike yesterday morning, FAQ? it lasted for 31/2 hrs. Man! he was friggin knackered,....and they mentioned that the next day they were planning 2 go on a Big hike, Shit! THAT!.....was not 4 him, SO! he put on his thinking cap, and came up with the line that would save his ........."SOLES" yuk,yuk, Listen this is a Budget Tour , so Econo

ScottyBro on the beach? Vespa

Not all of Scottybro's time was "T he Quest"....,Oh Nooo! their was side trip's 2 local establishments 2 getta local perspective, ugh? like the local Beaches just 2 RUMinate over the friggin "Quest", his heart was set on getting other point's of view as 2 WHY! SCOTLAND CAN'T..........
........"S-C-O-R-E" OOOOOH! I feel a headache coming ON!, Hey!........look at that freakin site 4 sore eyes, it's time 4 a "Time Out" from all this friggin thinking, She looks like SHE has the answer's 2 a lot of my need's, I know, I'll hit her with ONE of my lines?,.......Needless 2 say his "Life's a Gig waiting 2 Happen" approach came a Cropper!, this signora (The BOUNCER) had her own scheme, first came....U got it! "M-O-N-E-Y" and the next was ugh?........U got it again! friggin "M-O-N-E-Y".......And her towline was her frisbee, she had it down 2 an Art form, the beach was her Hook-Line-@-Sinker......just throw the frisbee and pull in the SUCKERS!, WELL! let me tell U this friggin Scotty has moral's,......and a freakin "Budget" 2 boot FAQ?, Why Me! There's another friggin Question 2 add 4 my "Quest" (Headache), ....just maybe That IS the answer, We Scot's will always B on a Quest, if it was'nt Soccer it would B something else, were an inquisitive bunch, and the what's around the next Bend senario,...is so US?,.......he came 2 the Beach on a freakin "Vespa",.........and she was looking 4 a Ferrari Bro!...... "U Lose" Anyhoooooooo! back 2 the "Quest" , some tanning, lotsa "CHILLIN", some Scouting,....AH! maybe some "Tartan Army" DREAMIN!,.................................He Shoot's!....he SCORES!!!!!!! ScottyBro believes there's a Conspiracy in the Soccer Community, that if Scotland should ever win the "World Cup", They'd B afraid that it might B stolen, and adorning someones mantlepiece, ...or languishing in a pawnshop, NEVER 2 see the light of day AGAIN!, Sceptics, that is our "Auld Enemy", we the "TARTAN ARMY" have a dream, full of Wine-Women-@-"Bling"......................................................................................the World Cup 2 US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

ScottyBro @ the COLLISEUM

Whatta friggin place!....the house of pain, or should I say...the "COLLISEUM", built 2thousand years ago 2 entertain the freakin masses, the "Tartan Army" could get some solace here, ScottyBro took it upon himself 2 pilgrimage 2 this Classical Landmark, that personify's the struggles 2 win at All Cost's,........maybe that's what we should do 4 the Scottish Soccer team,....ugh? give them an ultimatum, kinda like "PAY AS U PLAY", it has
a nice ring 2 it don't Uthink!. Anyhooooo!...back 2 the "BIG-HOUSE", his plan is 2 park himself inside the structure,....and do some Celtic chant's, like he's going back 2 his Root's, a kind of War cry! that just might release the curses, and allow us 2 move forward, and win some friggin Soccer "Bling" (FAQ?) ...... That's all we ASK!. I tellya the "COLLISEUM" must have been a site 4 sore eyes Bro! I wonder if deadlines were an issue?, I realize that the dead couild tell a story or 2, maybe a
a million or more U think?, the wonder in all it's glory, was not the "Blood Spectacles" ....but the building of it, U walk around trying 2 imagine, how could they do that?....and....and....and how could they do this?...... .it's amazing the ingenuity of mankind, it never seizes 2 amaze me, THIS! is a place that will stay in his heart 4ever, the struggles of the people 2 not only build it, the maintenance of it, and the eventual functioning as a killing platform 4 the masses 2 B entertained, arent U glad that "TIMES HAVE CHANGED" YO! NOW! we loose our head's over.........."DEADLINES " ye figger?. At this time ScottyBro's going into the building, he's trying 2 get his head around the Celtic chant's, SO! he need's some solace 2 get himself into a state of mind, a kind of RA!RA!RA!!!!!!!!! MAN! we the Spirit's of the "TARTAN ARMY" will go 2 any length 4 SUCCESS.
Stay Tuned.....Seeeeeeya SOON! ScottyBro

ScottyBro At Last in ROME,Soccer TRAVEL'S,

Thank God.....we scots have a pick me up button built into our dna, after the elimination from the "Big-SHOW" it was a time 4 reflection,...SHIT it's been twenty six years since we've freakin Party'd @ the World Cup, Bro that's 2 friggin long even 4 Reflection's ugh?. SO...with all that crap behind him, he set off AGAIN...At Last he was in Italy, the land of Caesar,Da-Vinci,Michelangello, the Colliseum, Spanish Step's,Trevi Fountain,the Forum- GLADiator's, and last but not least...........kathuuuump SOCCER YO, THEY not only have history 2 throw at us, THEY...have been 2 the WORLD CUP (sob,sob) the "Big-SHOW"......and,and,and won it, NO won it NO not once, Not Twice, but how about THREE friggin times, Whatta Legacy....... Man I hope that they can give me some answer's 2 our "FAQ'S", if not I have a rented Scooter,....and Italy 2 ENJOY 2 outta 3 aint bad eh Bro by the way have U seen the Babe's in Italy,...add that 2 the list,History-Culture-Soccer-Hostel-Sight Seeing-
Wine-Pizza's-Babes....U talk about "Bling"....... Italy has it in "TRUMP-LOAD'S" Car's, Jewellry,Clothing,Bikes,
Boat's, Planes, Designing that is their art, ANYTHING...... NOW that is what I call "Bling" it 2 me ITALY this Scot need's some Buffing up yuk,yuk, that and some tender loving care (wink,wink) his sponsor back home had told him how dynamic a culture Italy had, SO with his Scooter he was going 2 find out how dynamic Italy can B. Stay TUNED 2 our hero's next Frame......it comes with pain.

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ScottyBro heading 2 Italy,Soccer Humor,

Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro