Auld Lang Syne, HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

AYE!....it's that time of the year Again! when we Scot's like 2 take stock, and,and sometimes rectify the wrong that we have done,....hmmmm? ScottyBro thought 4 a weee while, then came 2 the conclusion THAT!... I am, in my own mind, friggin (P-E-R-F-E-C-T)....yuk,yuk,wink,wink, Well its good 2 dream once and awhile ugh? HEY! i'm totally of the Belief "That Lifes a GIG WAITING 2 HAPPEN BRO" and the objective is........2 make it "HAPPEN", FAQ? Whatta year it was,...365 and the freakin "Big Dive" YUK!....Oh WELL! we Scot's have the "Ye Canna Keep us Doon" attitude, and Our hero has made
amends with his naesayers, ......just a wee ScottyBro wit and some restitution here and there,.......... and his battery's R all charged up again, Aaaaah! That's better, Bro! now ye have 2 get Willin 2 find out the "Chillin" the "QUEST" had taken 2 years 2 plan, with the end result that the "TartanARMY" was going 2 South Africa 4 the "World Cup" WELL! we could go and cheer on the lesser lights mate, BUT! unfortunately we've got into a friggin rut, and,and, were back 2 Square One faq?, and the new Scottish New Years song is....We'll drink a cup "O" Kindness Yet , WHY?WHY?WHY? for the sake of "Auld Lang Syne", yuk!.... YEH! the economy took a dive, and the Fitba team went with it, and Life throw's all these friggin hurdles 2 climb, But!!..through it All, ScottyBro has the where with all, 2 cherish the lines of a Scottish poet, "If yer nae deid,...plant yer heid" meaning that if your Alive,...then sanctify your mind and Grow. ANYHOOOOOOOOOOO! We'll get back on track on the next BLOG, Our hero would like 2 take this time 2 Wish Each and Everyone of YOU, the Very Best 4 the coming year 2010, ...and with a weee bit of luck U just might See him in his "TartanARMY" Regalia in the stands in South Africa.

ScottyBro in Palmero, Xmas Party

Whaaaatta friggin PARTEEEE!...Luigi and Palmero arranged 4 a wee gathering at a seaside Restorante, just 2 make ScottyBro feel at home, Blimey!.....we had 80 people turn up, Man! it helped 2 sooth the pain of being away from home at Xmas, that and "Bikers will Always come 2 a Party" Bro! . They had managed 2 get the services of Rab Bruce, Who! it happened 2 B on the island doing research into the Mt. Etna volcano, he wassa volcanologist, from Glasgow, going round the world 2 all the Big hotspot's, and doing on-site research and data collecting, Man! Scot's have gotta B one of the greatest travellers, and I might add Researchers in human history Bro?, can U imagine growing up in Scotland and studying "Volcanoes" huh?.well Rab told him that good old Edinburgh Castle was sitting right on top of a Volcano, millions of years defunk, but none the less, a "Volcano".....and, and U never know, one of these century's.......... ( KABOOOM!) Anyhoooooo! Luigi & Palmero had manged 2 acquire his services 2 play his pipes at the gathering, and the funny thing was............that his Italian girlfriend who didn't speak a word of English, was by his side all evening long, YEH! that's her on the extreme left, I guess she must like men in skirt's who happen 2 B long winded, hmmm? SHIT! our hero well's up everytime he hears the pipes Bro!, and especially at Xmas time and never having been away from home at this time of year, (sob!) Now! where was he? AH! ...as one can see , Luigi Palmero, & there friend Roberto had come in their cultural garb, the "PalermoPINK" was the order of the day, and a few others had taken the heed, and this year the Palermo Soccer team is a good team, SO! there is "Cheer" on the island, How about giving Scotland some of the friggin "Bling" ugh?, we need HELP!, I tellya if we had 2 wear a skirt, and,and .....wear "PINK" we would do it Pronto Mate,.....(I think?). ScottyBro was soon the focus of attention, with his tartan kilt, Carrot-top, hiking boot's, and his Scottish "Tank-Top" he was hmmm? different,he was not the usual tourist who frequented the shores of this Mediterranean Jewel, NO! ....that's 4 sure, people have always been intrigued by the unorthodoxy of life, the misfits, the left wingers, (I hear that Palermo has a good one, that Bro must see) YO!!!! Anyhooooo! back on track Again!.. in his Tour 4 Answers he has noticed how people want 2 know? All about the weeee island people who have managed 2 spread their wing's, and travel the globe , in the Quest 4 "What's around the next Bend" Eventually we traveled all the way round the Globe Bro! , and with all the knowledge that we picked up WE! cant build a friggin Soccer team that will do us proud SHIT!, HEY! just maybe we need another trip round the World, and,and that's where our hero is, surrounded by dear friends and Bikers at Xmas down at the waterside, this is a shot of ScottyBro, and Rab doing a rendition of "Flower of Scotland" with the accompaniment of Natalie with no string's attached, yuk,yuk, needless 2 say the nite was long, and the Quest was heavy Bro!....Italians R connoisseurs of the Beautiful game, and an island culture 2 boot!.........Sicilians R a very proud people, who live in a paradise setting, who live 4 their team, No INTER, AC, JUVE, ROMA, ........NA!!!! Palermo is their team, and that's the bottom line Bro!, and ScottyBro liked that Quality, he remembers back in Scotland that his mates were either Rangers, Celtic, or Man. U. fans, he spent a lot of time arguing with them that our own town Aberdeen should B the only team, and that 2 follow like sheep the Big Boy's will only weaken the league, and drive the youngsters 2 Virtual Reality show's, and computer games, HEY!.....isn't that what's happening anyhoooo? That's another story that deserves another friggin Quest 4 Answers ugh?. Later in the evening when it had quitened down he was able 2 ask the islanders the enevitable Question?...."Why! the friggin Ell Scotland cant Go 2 the BIG-SHOW" (AGAIN) FAQ?, we heard all the usual answers, it's our northern climes, that beats us, and the foreign invasion of the premier league has killed the pool of homebrews, the poor economy, lacking Confidence in the basic skills, the acceptance of mediocrity, lack of progressive Corporate Sponsor's, and some wise cracker said that the Beautiful Game NEVER reached the Shores of Britain, and that were still searching 4 the Quest 4 the Holy Grail (The Beautiful Game) huh? Man! I could run through a friggin litany of answers, they were ongoing Bro!......and our hero was becoming more adrift from reality, YO! that wine was encompassing him in virtual reality (hic!).....Luigi and Palmero managed 2 salvage his dignity by closing the Bigshow 4 the nite, and escorting him back 2 their home, one thing the Bike Club had arranged with Luigi & Palmero was that ScottyBro would have the use of a Bike 4 his island Trippin, and just maybe they will B able 2 have some of the Clubbers join him.


P.S. Stay tuned 2 this station Bro!....our hero has a twist of fate ahead.


SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro
Corries Flower of Scotland

ScottyBro Luigi and Palmero in Palermo

Heeeeeeeeee's Baaaaack! the indominible Scot with the tussled Carrot-Top, .....and the battery 2 match, Our hero returned 2 Rome, rented a car ,and,and....got his assingear 4 Sicily, headed outta Rome he latched onto the E45 south, all the way down 2 Villa San Giovanni, the port of call 4 the ferry 2 Messina on Sicily(Yahoooo)
After the ferry trip, which was a weee 2 freakin choppy 4 the carrot-top, yuk,yuk,yuk,... he landed at the Prima Invasatura, where he hooked up with the E90 all the way on the coast 2 Beautiful Palermo, there he was going 2 B&B with Luigi and Palmero, who was a friend of ScottyBro's cousin, and had visited Scotland the previous year and had invited us 2 come 2 Sicily and see one of the Medditeranean Jewel's, WELL he's on the island and scooting by Villafranca Tirrena, now comes
wait 4 it.....Barcellona NO! not the soccer god's just a weee hamlet on the Sicilian coast, with it's own magic 4 the weary travellers who fight the time schedules, thank god our hero has no friggin schedule, YEH! the "BIG-SHOW" WILL b HERE B/4 U know it Bro!...yuk,yuk, Anyhooooo! back 2 the trippin at hand, then on 2 Patti, MY!..... she looks nice, 2 bad gotta keep rippin, round the bend ,then onto Gioiosa Marea, down the road 2 Capo d'Orlando, Vrooooom! U got it on 2 Acquedolci , then on 2 Caronia, MAN! it's all Beautiful, on the coast, and is waiting 4 the Redhead 2 come back and visit Bro!, BLIMEY!...he shot by little Cefalu, when he got the urge! and with a weee pit-stop at the next jewel Campofelice di Roccella he was able 2 have a wee, yuk,yuk, HEY! it's Termini Imerese next, a wee hook 2 the right AH! the friggin Ocean is still on my right Bro! hmmmm!, Shit!...we have a straight away ,COOL! time 4 a wee crank of FUN! Ah! theres Casterdaccia Vroooooooom!..............now 4 Bagheria, and,and,....the next ones Beautiful Palermo, SHOOOT! ...he could'nt wait , the beautiful was the operative word, not only the vistas he had just past, but the seeing Palmero again, she was a site 4 sore eyes, and this weary traveler had a pair of them AAAHHH!!!.........theres "P-A-L-E-R-M-O".....that was one helluva trip Dude! ScottyBro had fulfilled his first promise, Shit! he felt great! 2 B in Palermo and see Luigi and Palmero again was going 2 B (MAGIC!), this is a shot of the three of them just after the Reunion, Palmero was outstanding, she had came on a ton with her English, Luigi was a work in progress, the beauty of Luigi's English was the way he threw himself into the act of getting his point accross, I often thought he should have been an entertainer, cos! everybody loved it when he dug in his heel's, and with his Broken English, which at times sounded like another language,...that was foreign, even 2 humans, stand up Comedy was certainly his Calling Bro!. and he remembered how Soccer was my passion just like him, .....and that Scotland had failed again 2 get 2 the "BIG-SHOW" AGAIN!!!!!!! SIX times we have tried but oh NO! the god's were not with us, .....SOB! Anyhoooooooooo! good old Luigi had brought along with him a Soccer Magazine with the latest FIFA rating's and this is a shot of the disclosure that the friggin Scot's had been down graded even more, SHIIITTTT! how much more can the "Tartan Army" TAKE!, freakin HELL! Sicily"s alway's getting the BOOT! like we Scot's, but at least they can look back at a helluva lot of "BLING"
SHOOOOOT! ALL we want is something shiney! ANYTHING! 2 let the Archeologist who will B digging us up ,say a few hundred years from now,........... 2 establish that we Scot's not only wove beautiful fabric's, and we doctored the best Liquor around, we also were very adept at ingenuity, Pioneers, Sciences, Writing, and,and as Entertainers I might add, ugh Luigi? ALL we need 2 fill out our CV's is Damn Good "fitbaPlayers" Well it's up 2 the next lineage of Soccer Daft tussled haired dreamer's 2 take on the torch, and,and hopefully after we have found a messiah, and that we will get back 2 the "BIG-SHOW" AGAIN! and hopefully with good old Scottish pride WIN the friggin thing, HEY! without dreams, there would B no HOPE!....and that's something we Scot's have in bucket load's, SO! U can stick that Magazine where the sun don't shine Luigi, and let's change the subject ugh? Hey! doesn't Palermo have a good team this year, of course knowing very well that Luigi & Palmero and the Palermo Pinks go together like pea's in a pot, and theres Palmero wearing
her PALERMOpinkPANTS, All our hero could say,...or should I say (THINK) was whatta pair of leg's Bro! , it's only jealousy that rules his thought, 4 all the relationship's he's had, he hasn't made the Big connection YET!
it kinda bug's the shit outta him, that Palmero was, and is still the only love that Luigi's had, funny how life work's its little plot's Bro!, as they had found in Scotland once they broke through the facade, their candid humor took over, and with a little give and take they managed 2 enjoy their friendship, and tonite they had planned a special gathering 4 their Scottish guest, their Biker Club was going to host a party, in a Ristorante down at the waterfront, 2 give him a feeling of his hometown (Aberdeen) and 2 have a Piper Play his favorite
Scottish Song "Flower of Scotland" Man! that break's the ice, even in a Curling Rink, WELL! let me tellya, he was blown over, friggin he thought here I am thousand's of miles from home and they have soothed my pain,
it's Xmas time and, and that feeling of longing just took a right turn Bro! here on the wee island of Sicily in a jewel of a place called Palermo, ScottyBro found solace of heart and sole, stripped from the materialism of life, cast aside the "Bling" thrown away the want's and found peace at last, I guess it has 2 B the island mentality, people R more reserved on an island, and the keeping up with the Jones syndrome is the haunt's of the Urban mainland, the island's R generally speaking based on community's, work, and spirituality, sure R&R is a must, but on the mainland it's a Lust, that loses it's meaning in the fact that the pressure of existing
wear's U down, and more and more Psychiatrists R making a killing on the revolving door, ScottyBro had noticed the change , getting off the ferry in Messina, it was like a rush of fresh air, Shoot! he thought THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR!.

PS. Lookout 4 our hero and Luigi & Palmero on Sicily...U don't want 2 miss there next episode. Yoweeeee!

SeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

ScottyBro and Santa, Merry Xmas

It's that time of year , U know the time 4 Reflection,...and poor ScottyBro can't get past the "BIG YIN" the one that created this whole big plan,...and the Quest! "WHY" why O why can't we Scot's get 2 the friggin "World Cup", (Groan) he's heard the answers on 4 front's Brazil, France, Spain, and Italy,...and i might add that he's more confused than ever, he left Scotland with a simple plan, and with every FFP's he's gathered more baggage yuck's,....most of the answers have mentioned that the Premier League was the destruction of the homebrew talent, and when the game returns to the grassroots, the Academy's, then U will see a more balanced and greater talent pool again, Man! that's going 2 take a freakin lotta time Bro!, our hero laughed at a kid in Brazil who said that U have 2 Crawl B/4 U learn 2 walk, Shit they have won the friggin "Big-Show" ugh? how many times fffive or is it Six times, Shoot! they know how 2 Score, and they get all the Bling, we Scot's just want a little piece of the friggin action, like ugh? getting 2 the "SHOW" that would B "COOL", 2 have the "Tartan Army" in cold storage AGAIN! is killng the game in Scotland, the youngsters in Scotland are growing up with a Losing attitude, and that is the footings from which we build our tomorrow's, ....and that my friend is Lower Ranking's in the future, (sob!)....the beauty of the Beautiful game is that you tend 2 live for the now, hopefully our hero will B able 2 decifer the Quest and find some kind of Answers that just might help him when he return's 2 Scotland after he goes 2 the "World-Cup" in June, in South Africa, this is a SHOT! he Scores! of ScottyBro in Sicily, at a Xmas Gathering, and like B/4 they asked if he could come in his Scottish Regalia, ....nae problem he said, this was all part of the cultural exchange that he figured would B part of the journey, and that is why he packed 4 the moments, and the fact is he loved 2 B different anyway, ......getting back 2 this shot , he was in the process of singing a Xmas Song
plus a wee improv, When outta the blue the "Big Guy" arrived, he was a Bit Wobbly SO! ScottyBro just winged it Anyhooooo, with a wee bit of levity he was able 2 flow from the Xmas Song into the entre,and I might say, that my mates back home would have givin him a passing grade Bro!. After an evening of great company and 2 much (hic!) wine our hero was able 2 drag,....or should I say crawl his way back 2 the hotel, and that I might add was something that pre-neanderthal's could'nt do, ...and, and, we Scot's can get up in the friggin mornin and kick some ball around our hero was thinkin, Nae Bloody WAY! just maybe in the afternoon ugh?... he remembered from past experiences that the human body can only take a certain amount of abuse, THEN!... it's back 2 charging the Battery's AGAIN!, (Grunt,Groan)...B/4 he sign's off 4 the nite, he wanted 2 take some time 2 wish each and every one, the Merriest (hic!) of Xmases, hoping that U not only get what U like , and what U wanted, But! that U can give a wee cheer and hopefully a Wish, THAT! we FRIGGIN SCOTS will B partying at the next freakin "BIG-SHOW" with U, we would love 2 win it , but like that youngster in Brazil said , We can crawl 2 the party, THEN! the "Tartan Army" can show U the way 2 P-A-R-T-Y! if it came 2 winning the Cup 4 Partying, the Scot's would B up there with BRAZIL, Shoot! we need 2 Score! BRO!....Anyhoooooooo! like he said, take time 2 make time this Xmas 2 Reflect on the good thing's in life, and remember we do have a lifeline,...and that is humor! with it U can have the Xmas that we all should enjoy, this is the first Xmas that our hero has been away 4 Xmas, Thank God 4 Internet, Emails, Cell Phones, and a great......."WINE"

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
ScottyBro

PS Seeya SOON (HIC!)

Ferarri and Juventus in the Same Town

ScottyBro took a side trip 2 the Holy Land,....GOD'S country, NO! not the one in the Bible, but the one where all good gearheads love 2 visit, YES! U got it the beautiful rolling hills and sensuous bends of TURIN,.... the land of Ferrari and Lamborghini, Man!...whatta friggin "GIG" this is without a doubt theee Highlite, ScottyBro had fallen in love as a youngster back in Scotland, the first time he saw a Ferrari he was five years old, maybe even younger, his eyes nearly popped out of his head, it was without a doubt the most beautiful thing he had seen up till then, Well! let me tellya through the subsequent passing years they have just got better and better, and 2 this day they hold the key 2 his heart, Man! that beautiful sensuous body,and and,and,..and those gorgeous louvers, the aggressive posture, with that Ferrari Red, its the landmark of ALL Designs, everything that is made in this planet comes under the scrutiny of comparison's, is it as good as a F-
F-E-R-AR-R-I?....my friggin guess is, not bloody likely!. Anyhoooooo on this trip up 2 Turin he met up with a group of "Gearheads" from all over, and they were taking this pilgrimage up 2 the halls of perfection 2 get their fix, VROOOOM,VROOOOM, the freakin damn ROOOOOOMS R Expensive! and not only 2 see the Ferarri factory, but 2 B able 2 kill two birds with one stone , his favourite I talian team is Juve!....maybe its because of the association with the City, WHAT!.....Ferarri and Juventus in the same place WOWeeeeeeee! there go's a fortune on a Ferarri T SHIRT, and a Diego's Juve SHIRT, the buck stop's in Turin! OH WELL! ...it's only money yuk,yuk. he was able 2 get the gearheads 2 take shots of him and all the Ferarri's, it was like a Win-
Win Party, the shot above, is of the Ferarri 360 Spyder, one of his fave's, So! it had 2 B right on, and 2 have
the beautiful Leslie Divers from his home town of Aberdeen Scotland made it all that more special, she had a wit that was off the charts, ...and 2 try and focus on the shot was a real task 4 our hero, Every time she said "CHEESE"...it sounded like Geez! and his ears would perk up, and his senses went wild, here he was touching a 360 Spyder, ...and, and, and looking into the eyes of a gorgeuos Scottish Lassie (SWOOOON), I guess the game never end's, it's just that theres no time 2 start, and time 2 end huh?, U have 2 seize the moment, and love it Bro!. Well Anyhooo! they were going 2 spend the afternoon on a picnic, somewhere in the Turin hill's with a bottle of Italy's best , and the magical sounds of a rasping Ferarri as a backdrop, Friggin ell what else do U want out of Life Bro! THAT!....... and a Passionate Picnic with Leslie, "LONG LIVE GEARHEADS".

SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

PS Our hero is all geared up now, and ready 4 the next "RUMBLE".

ScottyBro in Venice

Sorry gang! our hero's been down with the friggin flu,.. Man! he thought he was dying, he was thinking that it must have been after the trip up 2 the Leaning tower of Pisa, the bus ride was hectic, and some of the tourists were coughing, Shit!...it hit him like a brick wall, YUK!!! with all this beauty around and he had 2 get sick, NOW
that he's back on track he wants 2 go fire on ALL Cylinders, Bro!..........theres so much 2 see and do in Italy, freakin ell U would need a few lifetimes just 2 scrape the barrel,
(hic!)...Oooops! gotta a little ahead of myself yuk,yuk, Anyhoooooo! one place was Big on ScottyBro's agenda was the immortal city of Venice, I know,...I know,...it's friggin sinking and all that, and we wont pull the plug, on the Royal tub,.....somehow we'll make it work again, the billions will B spent, and the millions will pay rent, (as usual). While in Venice our hero got locked into a debate with the tourists, and the local,s (I know their getting fewer, and fewer) about the up-coming World Cup, Man!!! everybody has a say, Bro!.the one thing about Soccer is that no matter where U are on this friggin planet, "Their waiting 4 U" the
masses, the throng's, the Crouds, Soccer is a language U might know the detail's of a specific language But! I Bet U that no matter Who your talking 2, the names and the games will bring cheer 2 their eyes, and they will reach 4 conversation, more than any political or religious debate that's on the table, long live fitba (SOCCER) it brings joy 2 the heart, and it makes us sing, Sure!... we need a wee bit more Harmony, but that will come WHEN! Scotland wins the "World Cup" sob! I will say that(sob) is an acronym for....Sonofabitch!
and that it's becoming an endearing part of our culture, now that Soccer has taken a back seat 2 Poker, S0b!!
FAQ? he promised b/4 the trip that IF Scotland failed 2 qualify AGAIN!!!!!!!! THAT he would keep it 2gether Bro!....up till now he's kept it "COOL" SHIT! it really gets him aggrevated though, How can the best fans in All the World (The TartanArmy) B left at the friggin docks AGAIN!, faq?.......can somebody fill me in, PLEASE????
I know I hear the phrase over and over and over and over and over AGAIN!...wait till the next TIME Bro, YEH!...THERE GOING 2 MAKE IT, Shit!...I remember when making oot wassa priviledge, and not a freakin battle, Oh Well, thats another story, onwards and upwards is the Scotty way, now getting back 2 Venice after meeting up with 2 couples from California, Rik and Summer, Cody and Bretta, YEH! real California names huh?, they got into a discustion with a group of tourists about the "World Cup" Who was going 2 win it,...and the enevitable Boondoggle of Them All!...Why is Scotland not at the "Big-Show", MAN! it took a lot of
sole searching, trying 2 be pragmatic about it, But alas the friggin Answers are still the same after all this time, "We R not good enough 2 grace the Big stage, We have 2 get good and ready THEN! We can take the show on the road with confidence, and that my friend is going 2 take a helluva long time, What!...with the expansion of the game into all corners of the world I cannot see us being in the game until hopefully someone will come along, somebody real special, ...a Messiah, that can change our program and take us on a new path, Shit!..our hero was getting pretty pissed off by now, he hated dwelling on the negative, Man! life is 2 freakin short 2 be wasted on the "ifandsandbutts" sequels 2 life. That afternoon ScottyBro and his new California (its beautiful how it rolls of the tongue huh?) friends went 4 a Gondola ride on the "Grand Canal" it is without a doubt,....a site 4 sore eyes Bro! once on the water its a whole new perspective, U try 2 imagine yourself in a taxi, and being shown the sites, well being planted in a boat with All the action that goes on around U, and the sounds,Well let me tell U , if your like our hero and have ADD, U would have no chance of being a Gondaleer, (Thank God) it takes a special individual 2 manouver these boats in and out of all the nooks and cranny's of Venice, my hat's off 2 them, They R not only skilled in the Gondola management, but they R part of the act , That is Venice! U play out the role because it envelopes U, there is no holding back, U fit right into the play, the moment U arrive in Venice, being a first time tourist, is the worst, U R so enraptured by the sites, and the friggin engineering that built it , they have the biggest Construction site in the world , working in the lagoon building massive water tight gates 2 hold bak the Adriatic, and hopefully
save Venice from the frequent storms that R part of its destruction, the population of Venice has dropped 60% since the late fifties, the city has become a tourist only site now, the preservation is going 2 cost billions, and will B an ongoing concern 4 years, Shoot! its amazing what engineering can do? ugh!New Orleans?. The shot above was a stop over 2 get some novelty shots of the beautiful Architecture, that is Venice, its kind of tricky taken shots on the boat, one can try 2 do a 360,.....and ooops (Overboard) into the
drainage soup that is the quality of the water in the Lagoon, yuk, This paricular shot, is one where he stopped 2 purchase a souvenir World Cup ball that he had promised the Gondaleer Guiseppe, ..........and,and with one cultured swing of his trusty right foot he was able 2 drop it on the Gondala, with the skill of a Premier league midfield dynamo, .......................................................Well thats not quite true, this is actually take 23, and the friggin Ball did land in the Canal regardless, one thing I took away from this exploits was,...that this crew could play 4 Scotland, and maybe I should B a recriut for the team huh?.

SeeeeeyaSOON! ScottyBro (hic!)

ps I promise the next time I catch the flu 2 take a header!...in the friggin Grand Canyon.

TUSCANY'S "Chillin Fields" with ScottyBro

Woweeeeee!...whatta a trip, Man!... "TUSCANY" has a special place in the hearts and minds of the intrepid traveller, it not only takes U 4 a Spin, it pulls U in and raptures your mind! ScottyBro was in his element, That!...and some Bellisimo Vino! (hic!)......this has 2 B God's country, it is so virtuious, that it friggin boggles the mind,...and that's something that our poor intrepid hero needed, was a getting away from it ALL!. He had read about it through the years, but 2 B standing on the red clay soil and look across a valley at the beautiful rolling hill's, and...and.....the Beautiful Cypress trees,like boundary guards, pointing 2 the heaven's saluting the beholder, and...and those Villa's, and...the tiled Roof's, and those meandering country roads with natures profusion on every bend! geeeeee!! Whatta friggin place, U could lose yer head here if U were so incline yuk,yuk,....it has a "CHILLIN FACTOR" that is off the table, Bro!, ScottyBro thinks that the word Beautiful is used more times here than any other place in the freakin planet, Blimey! and this is just the first day, Man! he can't wait 4 more of the same, with it's high chillin factor count, No wonder people live long lives in its embrace, he had been telling his buddy Nash back in Scotland, that Rome had blown his socks off, but he was thinking that the whole boot of Italy, had 2 B made of the finest Quality Leather Bro!....ScottyBro had a feeling that if it were a cake,... Italy would have a helluva lot of icing on top. The tour had stopped 4 the nite at a Villa, and this is a shot of our hero with his Beautiful full bodied, red......Wine caressing his friggin senses, Chillin his body and soul, and mingling with the vista before him.

Hey Remember, ScottyBro is a tuner,So!....stay tuned 2 his ADDventures in Italy.

Seeeeya SOON!....... ScottyBro.

Leaning tower of PISA and ScottyBro's "SHOTS"

Man!...these Bus Tours R an adventure on 2 themselves, U could actually spend ALL your trip on a Bus in Italy, and never get bored!, Well Anyhooooooo!....... our hero had hooked up with 3 young fillies on the tour bus up 2 PISA, it goes without saying, that he took a lot of stick with his accent, Chic's love the Scottish twang!....I think they like any twang, as long as it has Life YO!.....AND he certainly fills the bill, ugh?. When they got 2 Pisa, they asked him 2 accompany them 2 the sites, WELL! let me tellya,...."THE SHOT'S" that he planned in his head were a friggin pain in the ass, Every location was a...how shall I put it, an Adventure in Bio-Genetical Diplomacy,
the game plan was 2 share in the freakin "Shots"....So! that we could make them personal, "LIKE BEING IN...... THE SHOTS", All they were interested in was "What's next" and....and......the old stand buy!....Wheres the shop's, geeeeee!, Frigginell!....if it was'nt 4 the kindness of the Other tourist's our hero would not have ANY SHOTS!, CHILL-OUT!.............was the order of the day, SO! with an open mind and a friggin helluva lot of peaceful guidance he was able 2 navigate the minefield of gender association Bro!, the bottom line is that he was able 2 get his shots by hook or by crook, and the rest of the tourists on the bus had told him that they would help him with the next "Tuscany",...THIS!...is a shot of the Babes planning their next Shoppin out in SIENNA!.....meanwhile ScottyBro has thee "SHOT" of all
Shots, this is one he had planned 4 ,back in Scotland, the distance and the perspective had 2 B bang on, or it would'nt work,there had 2 B co-operation from the one behind the len's and our hero, SO! he had 2 endure the strain of bonevolent barterof "get your finger out" and take the freakin "SHOT"l,....I must admit that the shot worked out better than he had planned, outta the blue came the Tour Bus driver Sergio!.....who was able 2 take the shot,........Blimey! the girl's have got the friggin map out now, Oh NO! there goes another hour,...at least say's Sergio!.....ugh?.

Stay tuned 2 the miss-adventures of our prodigal son ScottyBro in Tuscany .........CHILL!

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ScottyBro at the Forum in ROME

Ah! the "Forum".....ScottyBro like most tourists was looking forward 2 this tour, and my god he was amazed at the collapse of the financial Institutions, hmmm? much like today, seem's like we never learn, Greed does corrupt, I think it was the word's of Cicero, SHIT!....he wassa head of his time Bro!. THIS!.... in time is what await's our houses of humble pie, ..one giant step 4 man,....one giant leap 4 the BIG FALL!, Anyhoooooo! back 2 the NOW! ScottyBro is hoping 2 meet up with Mario his Buddy Vick's brother in law, Mario was born in Aberdeen Scotland, and alway's wanted 2 visit his family's homeland of Italy, This was the time that all the chip's fell into place, this wa s the Summer of enlightment 4 him, not only was he going 2 visit this beautiful Country, he was going 2 wrap himself up in his heritage, and absorb the time warp, ......and he's a Soccer fan 2 boot, THIS!... should B a "Doozer", friggin ell!
he's a Glasgow Celtic fan, and, and, ...and he loves the ladies, and History, Oh Well! 2 outta 3 ain't bad Ugh?
Mario and ScottyBro will B spending the day at the Forum, the Colliseum,(this is ScottyBro's third trip 2 the
House of Pain) he's actually thinking of applying 4 a guides permit, yuk,yuk,...then they R hoping 2 see the Arch of Titus, Caesar's Temple,the Arch of Constantine, Nero's Palace, Romulas's Mossaleum, and on and on, this Country, thought ScottyBro, will either pamper your mind,....or leave U with a serious bout of ADD!, He was going 2 take it in small step's, kinda like the Baby Step's, that Psychologist's and Psychiatrist's drop on us, and the friggin Bill, yuk!. Anyhoooo! this is our hero looking across the site at the remnant's of the house
of Gain, Man!.....its Amazing what 2000 year's can do, theres more 2 this than meet's the eye Bro! hopefully Mario will B able 2 fill in the friggin gap's.

HEY!!!!...Mario it's ScottyBRO! How R U ? ........................................................................................................

.................................................................stay tuned 2 the next installment of our hero & Mario, on the Loose!
"Seeeeeyyyyyaaaa SOON".........ScottyBro!

ScottyBro Swedish Babes, Italian Hike, Tourist Trap,

It wassa gorgeous day in Rome, 85 degrees, notta cloud in the sky, ScottyBro was debating with the staff at the Hotel about, ugh?.........."SOCCER", and the consensous was that Scotland needed 2 hire an Italian Coach, just like England and Ireland, Then! with a weeee bit of luck we just might get back 2 the "BIG-SHOW", FAQ? that mean's that Hadrian's wall FAILED! We Scot's love the reverse psychology "THING", Anyhoooooo!.....after some tourist's got into it,....................... they said that a Scottish forward couldn't "Score" in a Brothel, Man! that was hitting below the friggin belt,....it was the appropriate time 4 him 2 get his ass outta "Dodge", B/4 the passion takes U 4 a ride,...as he was refo-cussing in the lounge he saw a group of Swedish Babes, he had met 3 day's B/4,..... they were a group of Archeology students from the University of Gotenburg, he had told them about the Swedish female Para-Gliders he had hung out with in Rio de Janiero, B/4 he came 2 Europe, he enjoyed the Swedish approach 2 life, I guess in the northern climes
in their homeland, the summers R short, SO!....one must hang on 2 a warm body 4 heat and entertainment, it makes them more Liberal in their relationships, YO!...ScottyBro was a "FAN"tastic believer in the friggin virtues of self preservation,..... we Scot's share a common latitude 2 a degree or so, and keeping our cheeks warm is a priority, Anyhoooooo! the ladies were in Rome 2 see the Historical Landmarks That is ROME!...U wont find a better place 4 the past than the "Eternal City" one could spend a lifetime here, and not see it all, Sonya, Inge, Stef, and Kirsten, had taken him 4 a short hike yesterday morning, FAQ? it lasted for 31/2 hrs. Man! he was friggin knackered,....and they mentioned that the next day they were planning 2 go on a Big hike, Shit! THAT!.....was not 4 him, SO! he put on his thinking cap, and came up with the line that would save his ........."SOLES" yuk,yuk, Listen this is a Budget Tour , so Econo

ScottyBro on the beach? Vespa

Not all of Scottybro's time was "T he Quest"....,Oh Nooo! their was side trip's 2 local establishments 2 getta local perspective, ugh? like the local Beaches just 2 RUMinate over the friggin "Quest", his heart was set on getting other point's of view as 2 WHY! SCOTLAND CAN'T..........
........"S-C-O-R-E" OOOOOH! I feel a headache coming ON!, Hey!........look at that freakin site 4 sore eyes, it's time 4 a "Time Out" from all this friggin thinking, She looks like SHE has the answer's 2 a lot of my need's, I know, I'll hit her with ONE of my lines?,.......Needless 2 say his "Life's a Gig waiting 2 Happen" approach came a Cropper!, this signora (The BOUNCER) had her own scheme, first came....U got it! "M-O-N-E-Y" and the next was ugh?........U got it again! friggin "M-O-N-E-Y".......And her towline was her frisbee, she had it down 2 an Art form, the beach was her Hook-Line-@-Sinker......just throw the frisbee and pull in the SUCKERS!, WELL! let me tell U this friggin Scotty has moral's,......and a freakin "Budget" 2 boot FAQ?, Why Me! There's another friggin Question 2 add 4 my "Quest" (Headache), ....just maybe That IS the answer, We Scot's will always B on a Quest, if it was'nt Soccer it would B something else, were an inquisitive bunch, and the what's around the next Bend senario,...is so US?,.......he came 2 the Beach on a freakin "Vespa",.........and she was looking 4 a Ferrari Bro!...... "U Lose" Anyhoooooooo! back 2 the "Quest" , some tanning, lotsa "CHILLIN", some Scouting,....AH! maybe some "Tartan Army" DREAMIN!,.................................He Shoot's!....he SCORES!!!!!!! ScottyBro believes there's a Conspiracy in the Soccer Community, that if Scotland should ever win the "World Cup", They'd B afraid that it might B stolen, and adorning someones mantlepiece, ...or languishing in a pawnshop, NEVER 2 see the light of day AGAIN!, Sceptics, that is our "Auld Enemy", we the "TARTAN ARMY" have a dream, full of Wine-Women-@-"Bling"......................................................................................the World Cup 2 US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

ScottyBro @ the COLLISEUM

Whatta friggin place!....the house of pain, or should I say...the "COLLISEUM", built 2thousand years ago 2 entertain the freakin masses, the "Tartan Army" could get some solace here, ScottyBro took it upon himself 2 pilgrimage 2 this Classical Landmark, that personify's the struggles 2 win at All Cost's,........maybe that's what we should do 4 the Scottish Soccer team,....ugh? give them an ultimatum, kinda like "PAY AS U PLAY", it has
a nice ring 2 it don't Uthink!. Anyhooooo!...back 2 the "BIG-HOUSE", his plan is 2 park himself inside the structure,....and do some Celtic chant's, like he's going back 2 his Root's, a kind of War cry! that just might release the curses, and allow us 2 move forward, and win some friggin Soccer "Bling" (FAQ?) ...... That's all we ASK!. I tellya the "COLLISEUM" must have been a site 4 sore eyes Bro! I wonder if deadlines were an issue?, I realize that the dead couild tell a story or 2, maybe a
a million or more U think?, the wonder in all it's glory, was not the "Blood Spectacles" ....but the building of it, U walk around trying 2 imagine, how could they do that?....and....and....and how could they do this?...... .it's amazing the ingenuity of mankind, it never seizes 2 amaze me, THIS! is a place that will stay in his heart 4ever, the struggles of the people 2 not only build it, the maintenance of it, and the eventual functioning as a killing platform 4 the masses 2 B entertained, arent U glad that "TIMES HAVE CHANGED" YO! NOW! we loose our head's over.........."DEADLINES " ye figger?. At this time ScottyBro's going into the building, he's trying 2 get his head around the Celtic chant's, SO! he need's some solace 2 get himself into a state of mind, a kind of RA!RA!RA!!!!!!!!! MAN! we the Spirit's of the "TARTAN ARMY" will go 2 any length 4 SUCCESS.
Stay Tuned.....Seeeeeeya SOON! ScottyBro

ScottyBro At Last in ROME,Soccer TRAVEL'S,

Thank God.....we scots have a pick me up button built into our dna, after the elimination from the "Big-SHOW" it was a time 4 reflection,...SHIT it's been twenty six years since we've freakin Party'd @ the World Cup, Bro that's 2 friggin long even 4 Reflection's ugh?. SO...with all that crap behind him, he set off AGAIN...At Last he was in Italy, the land of Caesar,Da-Vinci,Michelangello, the Colliseum, Spanish Step's,Trevi Fountain,the Forum- GLADiator's, and last but not least...........kathuuuump SOCCER YO, THEY not only have history 2 throw at us, THEY...have been 2 the WORLD CUP (sob,sob) the "Big-SHOW"......and,and,and won it, NO won it NO not once, Not Twice, but how about THREE friggin times, Whatta Legacy....... Man I hope that they can give me some answer's 2 our "FAQ'S", if not I have a rented Scooter,....and Italy 2 ENJOY 2 outta 3 aint bad eh Bro by the way have U seen the Babe's in Italy,...add that 2 the list,History-Culture-Soccer-Hostel-Sight Seeing-
Wine-Pizza's-Babes....U talk about "Bling"....... Italy has it in "TRUMP-LOAD'S" Car's, Jewellry,Clothing,Bikes,
Boat's, Planes, Designing that is their art, ANYTHING...... NOW that is what I call "Bling" it 2 me ITALY this Scot need's some Buffing up yuk,yuk, that and some tender loving care (wink,wink) his sponsor back home had told him how dynamic a culture Italy had, SO with his Scooter he was going 2 find out how dynamic Italy can B. Stay TUNED 2 our hero's next Frame......it comes with pain.

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ScottyBro heading 2 Italy,Soccer Humor,

Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro

ScottyBro travels 2 ITALY, SOCCER daft,

THANK GOD!...we Scot's have a built in Pick me Up button in our dna, that and a friggin bottle of JW helped ScottyBro dillute the pain of Scotland's elimination from the "BIG-SHOW"...FAQ?. SO! he tried 2 focus on the next part of his journey, "ITALY" the land of Caesar, Da-Vinci, Michelangello, the Colliseum, GLADiators, and last but not least KA-
THUMP! SOCCER!.....YO!. They not only have history 2 throw at us, "THEY" have been 2 the "BIG-SHOW", and won it 3 times 4 real ugh?, whatta friggin legacy 2 hand down Bro!. ScottyBro was thinking that after he fly's into Rome,...the first trip was 2 visit the real house of pain " THE COLLISEUM" that's just what he needed as a booster, just think, over 2000 years ago people fought and died 2 entertain the masses, that was the "BIG-SHOW" of it's time , ....and here he was mopping over a loss, SO! he planned 2 rent a moped (Scooter)............and visit the "Big House". His sponsor had told him about Italy and it's " Dynamic Ambience" well our hero was going 2 see how Dynamic ITALY really is.

Scotty Bro in Spain with the Tartan army (tent)

On the last few day's in Spain, ScottyBro wanted 2 get away from it ALL!. He had just found out that his beloved SCOTLAND had been Eliminated from the "BIG-SHOW" (AGAIN) FAQ?. SO! ...
.................he went friggin Camping with his trusty old Tartan Army surplus tent, the objective was 2 get some "CHILLIN" in, U
know, try 2 stabilize, B/4 U put the oars back in the water again, unfortunately the Campers from all over would drop by and tell him that the Big-Show would not B the same without the Tartan Army (sonofabitch), AGAIN!.......Hey! and by the way, NO! mention of the TEAM!.....is there something that i'm missing in all of this, I thought that the "World-Cup" was the freakin Game, U know the Beautiful game, and,and,and that beautiful trophy, (sob!).......Wel Anyhoooooooooo! he get's a friggin medal 4 keeping it 2gether, like all true blue Scottish fan's "keep the heid" we've got the thickest skin in the world U can haunt us, U can taunt us, But! U cant flaunt us, ScottyBro has promised his sponsor, that he will continue his Quest 4 Anawers tour, a wee bit dilluted now, but the objective still remains the same, FAQ?.

ScottyBro,Tartan Army,Soccer Appeal

Wherever ScottyBro goes he takes with him ,....his trusty well travelled (sniff,sniff) "Tartan Army TENT, in this weee patch of heaven he has found solace 2 recharge his battery's,........
and I might add 2 Recreat, (wink,wink)...get my drift ugh?. Anyhooooo! with his abiding Scottish passion 4 what's around the next bend, he has managed 2 log a lotta miles, some begrudgingly, but most with Smiles!, as a weee lad he lived by the code of Whowhat-
wherewhy@when, now as an adult (I think) he can take his show on the friggin road, and find out how the other half lives, he would like 2 ask his co-horts 2 Blog or Twitter him with their theories as 2 why Scotland has fallen off the World Map of Soccer,......and if they have any way's 2 remedy the situation, ScottyBro himself feels that the only way out is 2 find a Messiah!.....someone of today's and tomorrow's mindset, with tactical and communcational skill's that will sell a program 2 the most passionate fans in the freakin world, we R patient soles, but we need our soles 2 kick a Ball!..... and not for taking a hike, we do need some friggin "Bling" along the way, Scot's look radient with Silverwear, So! in the vastness of our Bluetooth Connectivity,.............Will someone PLEASE! ....listen 2 the PLEE'S from the "Tartan Army" we need a leader, much like Wallace, ye dinna have 2 B Scottish, just show us yer ability's, get result's,...then we will follow U 2 the end.

Stay tuned 2 our Hero's next download PS...........Burley's not the Man.

spain, ScottyBro SCORES on the beach,

ScottyBro was on a cloud somewhere on the Spanish Coast taking in the sun, and basking in the warmth, that Scotland had managed 2 beat Macedonia 2-0, whatta freakin Relief!......he was ready 4 the "kick 2 the curb" routine, ah! just maybe we will make it 2 the friggin "BIG-SHOW" in South Africa next year "YAHOOOO"
The next short while is going 2 put him through the mill
so he decided 2 spend another Relax/Relief day at the beach,.......U talk about luck mate! he hooked up with these 2 beautiful Spanish Babes, and proceeded 2 enthral them with..........ugh?............stories of Scotland, yuk,yuk, they were fascinated with his Carrot -top Hair, and our custom's, and, and, and nearly everything under the friggin sun Bro!, Man! whatta country,...they have Babes in heat outside, normally back home it's the reverse, Anyhooooo!....he spent the rest of the day with them,...and into the next day with a lot of calisthenics into the weeeeeeeeeeeHOURS!, WHICH! just goes 2 prove that we Scot's can......................friggin "SCORE"

Stay tuned our hero is planning his next TRIP.

spanish soccer tips 4 ScottyBro

Scott Brodie/ScottyBro has pitched his Tartan Army Tent close 2 a group of Spanish Soccer players, who R in there element, due 2 the success of the Spanish team (FAQ?).......Shit! if only Scotland could get some of these success ray's and heat up the passion once again, ugh?. Anyhoooooooo! after a little bit of friendly bartering, our hero brought up the enevitible
Question ,...WHY! cant we Scotland get some of this friggin "BLING" and I must admit there is some logic 2 their Logic,..........................................Ye Figger!

touring Spain,ScottyBro,Swedish Babes,busted

It wassa short trip,....but whatta friggin "TRIP", our hero thumbed a ride on the coast up 2 Barcelona, on a tour bus, Not any "Tour Bus" mind U , he either had horse shoes up his ass, or the luck of the Irish on his side Bro!. With his buddy Nash's Real Madrid top in his knapsack, he was thinking of one of his lines right at this very moment, "Swedish Tour Buses Change a man 4ever", armed with this intelligence he took one small step 4 man into the cauldrum of feminine zeal, Man!....he had 2 run the gauntlet of spike happy ball-hawks, (wink,wink) and with the ASSistance of many hand's he was able 2 find a seat, SHOOT! that wassa moment of personal achievement, he was never a kiss ass, but if in the survival of this body,...a wee bit of give and take is necessary,...."So be it". Actually the trip turned into a Poker-fest!, by the time we reached Barcelona one thing had changed, the ladies had my money,.......and I was left with some,..........U got it "CHANGE". FAQ? tt4nSB

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Spanish Beach Rolleblading,ScottyBro

Low and Behold!........our hero is trying his freakin damnest 2 keep up with this beautiful Senorita,...Shit! she's gotta helluva pair of lung's on her, YO!...she's a "Bluetooth Belle" 4
me, (Gasp!)....if I cant connect with her,...(Puff)....(Pant).....weeeeeeez, I promise 2 leave this body 4 science. Well U get my drift Ugh?, believe it or not our hero is like a bloodhound, once on the trail,.............sniff!,sniff! he will never let go, especially when the quarry has those valuptious lines like that,...and she's Spanish, with those spanish earring's, yoweeeee!.....long black hair, and,...and,...and those friggin "BIG BROWN EYE'S" Shoot!!. The rest of the "Gig" was one liner's,...and puffing and panting, and praying................ttfnSB.

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spain, soccer, beach,travel, humor,

Man!...ScottyBro was exstatic,...here he was with all these Fitba Fanatic's on the beach partaking in a Keepy-Up Race, @ this time in the proceeding's he was feeling pretty chuffed, he was a close fifth and still in it, YO!!!............
Unfortunately! this was the start of the race, and his friggin ball skills let him down, he spent more time "Retrieving" than heading the freakin ball, he ended the race in fifth place,.....in a 50 meter race he was 35 meter's behind, and 2 find out after, tha the race was 4 Attention Deficit Youngster's,....Shit! that blew his freakin sork I tellya!. After a wee time 2 pull himself 2gether again ScottyBro spent the rest f the afternoon talking 2 the youngster's about the "Beautiful Game", U could tell they were excited about th Spanish game, and that the "Big-Show" in South Africa next year could B their breakthrough, and after a lot of Soccer jib-jab, they wished Scotland all the best 2 Qualify, and just maybe we might bump into one another on the golden sand's of South Africa AGAIN!....and hopefully with a wee bit of luck I just might make it a better race the next time Huh?.

real madrid soccer stadium, spain,scotland

When in Madrid ScottyBro decided against his better judgement 2 visit "Royalty"...all roads lead 2 Rome so 2 speak, his Buddy Nash Barber had told him when he get's here that it was imperitive 2 stand in front of the hallowed ground of Estadio Santiago Bernabeu
....it's like the Mecca 4 Soccer purists, and try 2 get the friggin hex off Scotland, we need help!.......Nash said that I must focus..face the Stadium on a beautiful sunny warm day,...and sing the "Flower of Scotland"
with robust delivery, it has 2 come from the heart , itsa Telapathic Twitter he said, SO! this one's 4 U BUDDY!..........FAQ?.

Tour de France camping carnival on the Alps

Moon Landing Forty years ago

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Eiffel Tower, Scotty bro in Paris

Pareeeeeeee!....has it's own "MAGIC", and ScottyBro was out scouting, MAN! this is some friggin place, U cant turn a corner without "Bling",...AH! there it is,....the Eiffel Tower, and,........and what's this?, YO! it's the Ladies of the Right, or should I say the "Night", yuk,yuk. B/4 leaving Scotland I promised my mate Nash Barber that I would send him a shot of the Tower
with the Bird's, yuk,yuk,wink ,wink, SO! could U Ladies please......move 2 the LEFT!.

World Cup, Champions League,ScottyBro and BLING

The "BLING-TRAIL" that's what this is All friggin about,....ScottyBro hasn't seen it in his Lifetime, (FAQ?)...and going by the record books neither has his "Fitba Daft" ancestor's (sob!). Digging in the past is not the Scottish way, OH NO!....contrary 2 what our freakin "Auld Enemy" might say! we do not dwell in the past, we are of the forward notion,....U know! the Onwards and Upwards philosophy YO!!!, we can bite the bullet with the best of them...BUT! like all good species in time, SHIT! U do need a wee "BLING" once and a while.......................UGH? ScottyBro.

ScottyBro in the Alps 4 the TOUR.

YO!...the "WORLD CUP TOUR" is on
ScottyBro has landed in France,...SO!
what does any freakin rational thinking person do in July in France?
............U got it!......."Heat-Up" & Drink!....and,and, and join the World Famous Caravan of the "Tour de France" itsa friggin Circus! just what the Scotty likes yuk,yuk, They R Different than the norm! But! then again ScottyBro had a friend called Norm,..who became an Accountant!
that kinda scuppers that ASSumption ugh? stayTuned keep in touch.

ScottyBro... Hits the Road AGAIN

Now! that he has been 2 the Mecca of Soccer1 ... ScottyBro is "Hitting the Road Again" RIO gave him a lot of answer's and U can B sure, after All this "World Cup Tour" is over, he will come back 2 RIO! Whatta friggin place, it is the "Game" ... RIO!...is on the Ball...and Scoring! Man! 4 a Scotsman 2 B surrounded by all that Natural and Physical Beauty, and spice it up with freakin "Heart" Shoot! what else do U want in life, these bones R fed up with Rain, Gog and dampness. I need exposure 2 Vitamin D

p.s enjoy the trip

Edinburgh castle with ScottyBro kicking his soccer Ball

ScottyBro at Edinburgh Castle

RIO is 4 real....4 Soccer nuts like ScottyBro!

ScottyBro Heads U Win! Tails U Lose.

ScottyBro in Ipanema Beach

highland solace

ScottyBro is a fitba daft Scot, who every 4 years likes 2 get away from the rigors of dying another world cup failure, his great escape is 2 get on his friggin bike and head into the Highlands, and be one with nature, and recharge his freakin frazzled battery. Nobody does it better than a Scotty in
heat, it's only every 4 years that we cool down UGH?,....SO! with his trusty Ball, and his patchwork tent he gets lost in the Highlands 2 try and find himself AGAIN! it's cathartic, spiritual, call it what U want, just that separation from human contact gives ScottyBro the peace he need's 2 move forward. We the football supporters of the Scottish team (TARTAN ARMY) will never die,....sure we come with a heavy brogue's, carrot- tops, Ruddy complection, and we R different, I believe that this is all part and parcel of the World Soccer Community's appreciation of our passion 4 the game and would dearly love 2 see us partake in the "Big-Show" again, Nuetral's the world over would love 2 see that wee piece of granite in the North Sea show their stuff, with the support of the "Tartan Army" in all their regalia,....and the haunting sound of the pipes as a back-drop 2 the "Flower of Scotland" lyrics that congeals our opposition, and vaunts our attack's. With all this Passion and support, we will mend, and so will ScottyBro, the time in the Highlands is a magical restoration of National Pride, sitting on an outcropping of granite with a wee patch of Heather by his side, and an osprey swooping down the glen, and a magestic profile in the distance of a magnificent Stag gives him the "Chilling Solace" that he was begging 4.

Scottish highlands with ScottyBro

Scotty Bro in Brasil Real Madrid reading Press Journal

FitbaDaft Scotty on the volley

Scotty on the move

FA cup, Chelsea, Scotland for the world cup

Hi!....2 All the Soccer FAN-atics out there.
ScottyBro here!......I don't know about U but watching the FA Cup Final on Saturday nearly had my head spinning, it wasn't the Game that fried my senses, NO!............FRIGGIN EL! it's the end of May and the on field temperature is 109 degrees, the Big fella must B warming up 2 us UGH?. either that or Guus must B Cooking up something, anyhooooo!.......on the subject of Soccer, ScottyBro isa frustrated soccer fan-atic, who's bitting at the bit 2 cheer his team 2 GLORY! (Not Gorrie). This carrot-top Misfit is takin his trusty fitba and heading 4 the freakin Highlands and the Lowlands of Our great planet 2 let the Soccer world know that S-C-O-T-L-A-N-D.................is friggin still playing the game, HEY! not as beautiful as some, But SHOOT!.....that's our problem, WHAT! with the globalWARMING just maybe we will get some of the Solar Creativity that the Samba Boy's have been Living on 4 all those year's, ..............and just maybe it will charge up our frozen battery's,SO! that the "Tartan Army" can get out
of the closet, throw away the stand -by mode, and get their "Assingear" and let us hear the Score "O Flower of Scotland" THEN!....and only then will we know, that YO!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE LAND OF NOD!.

Scotty bro

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It was a moment of magic for Scotty bro at the beach kicking his ball