Heeeeeeeeee's Baaaaack! the indominible Scot with the tussled Carrot-Top, .....and the battery 2 match, Our hero returned 2 Rome, rented a car ,and,and....got his assingear 4 Sicily, headed outta Rome he latched onto the E45 south, all the way down 2 Villa San Giovanni, the port of call 4 the ferry 2 Messina on Sicily(Yahoooo)After the ferry trip, which was a weee 2 freakin choppy 4 the carrot-top, yuk,yuk,yuk,... he landed at the Prima Invasatura, where he hooked up with the E90 all the way on the coast 2 Beautiful Palermo, there he was going 2 B&B with Luigi and Palmero, who was a friend of ScottyBro's cousin, and had visited Scotland the previous year and had invited us 2 come 2 Sicily and see one of the Medditeranean Jewel's, WELL he's on the island and scooting by Villafranca Tirrena, now comes
wait 4 it.....Barcellona NO! not the soccer god's just a weee hamlet on the Sicilian coast, with it's own magic 4 the weary travellers who fight the time schedules, thank god our hero has no friggin schedule, YEH! the "BIG-SHOW" WILL b HERE B/4 U know it Bro!...yuk,yuk, Anyhooooo! back 2 the trippin at hand, then on 2 Patti, MY!..... she looks nice, 2 bad gotta keep rippin, round the bend ,then onto Gioiosa Marea, down the road 2 Capo d'Orlando, Vrooooom! U got it on 2 Acquedolci , then on 2 Caronia, MAN! it's all Beautiful, on the coast, and is waiting 4 the Redhead 2 come back and visit Bro!, BLIMEY!...he shot by little Cefalu, when he got the urge! and with a weee pit-stop at the next jewel Campofelice di Roccella he was able 2 have a wee, yuk,yuk, HEY! it's Termini Imerese next, a wee hook 2 the right AH! the friggin Ocean is still on my right Bro! hmmmm!, Shit!...we have a straight away ,COOL! time 4 a wee crank of FUN! Ah! theres Casterdaccia Vroooooooom!..............now 4 Bagheria, and,and,....the next ones Beautiful Palermo, SHOOOT! ...he could'nt wait , the beautiful was the operative word, not only the vistas he had just past, but the seeing Palmero again, she was a site 4 sore eyes, and this weary traveler had a pair of them AAAHHH!!!.........theres "P-A-L-E-R-M-O".....that was one helluva trip Dude! ScottyBro had fulfilled his first promise, Shit! he felt great! 2 B in Palermo and see Luigi and Palmero again was going 2 B (MAGIC!), this is a shot of the three of them just after the Reunion, Palmero was outstanding, she had came on a ton with her English, Luigi was a work in progress, the beauty of Luigi's English was the way he threw himself into the act of getting his point accross, I often thought he should have been an entertainer, cos! everybody loved it when he dug in his heel's, and with his Broken English, which at times sounded like another language,...that was foreign, even 2 humans, stand up Comedy was certainly his Calling Bro!. and he remembered how Soccer was my passion just like him, .....and that Scotland had failed again 2 get 2 the "BIG-SHOW" AGAIN!!!!!!! SIX times we have tried but oh NO! the god's were not with us, .....SOB! Anyhoooooooooo! good old Luigi had brought along with him a Soccer Magazine with the latest FIFA rating's and this is a shot of the disclosure that the friggin Scot's had been down graded even more, SHIIITTTT! how much more can the "Tartan Army" TAKE!, freakin HELL! Sicily"s alway's getting the BOOT! like we Scot's, but at least they can look back at a helluva lot of "BLING"
SHOOOOOT! ALL we want is something shiney! ANYTHING! 2 let the Archeologist who will B digging us up ,say a few hundred years from now,........... 2 establish that we Scot's not only wove beautiful fabric's, and we doctored the best Liquor around, we also were very adept at ingenuity, Pioneers, Sciences, Writing, and,and as Entertainers I might add, ugh Luigi? ALL we need 2 fill out our CV's is Damn Good "fitbaPlayers" Well it's up 2 the next lineage of Soccer Daft tussled haired dreamer's 2 take on the torch, and,and hopefully after we have found a messiah, and that we will get back 2 the "BIG-SHOW" AGAIN! and hopefully with good old Scottish pride WIN the friggin thing, HEY! without dreams, there would B no HOPE!....and that's something we Scot's have in bucket load's, SO! U can stick that Magazine where the sun don't shine Luigi, and let's change the subject ugh? Hey! doesn't Palermo have a good team this year, of course knowing very well that Luigi & Palmero and the Palermo Pinks go together like pea's in a pot, and theres Palmero wearing
her PALERMOpinkPANTS, All our hero could say,...or should I say (THINK) was whatta pair of leg's Bro! , it's only jealousy that rules his thought, 4 all the relationship's he's had, he hasn't made the Big connection YET!
it kinda bug's the shit outta him, that Palmero was, and is still the only love that Luigi's had, funny how life work's its little plot's Bro!, as they had found in Scotland once they broke through the facade, their candid humor took over, and with a little give and take they managed 2 enjoy their friendship, and tonite they had planned a special gathering 4 their Scottish guest, their Biker Club was going to host a party, in a Ristorante down at the waterfront, 2 give him a feeling of his hometown (Aberdeen) and 2 have a Piper Play his favorite
Scottish Song "Flower of Scotland" Man! that break's the ice, even in a Curling Rink, WELL! let me tellya, he was blown over, friggin he thought here I am thousand's of miles from home and they have soothed my pain,
it's Xmas time and, and that feeling of longing just took a right turn Bro! here on the wee island of Sicily in a jewel of a place called Palermo, ScottyBro found solace of heart and sole, stripped from the materialism of life, cast aside the "Bling" thrown away the want's and found peace at last, I guess it has 2 B the island mentality, people R more reserved on an island, and the keeping up with the Jones syndrome is the haunt's of the Urban mainland, the island's R generally speaking based on community's, work, and spirituality, sure R&R is a must, but on the mainland it's a Lust, that loses it's meaning in the fact that the pressure of existing
wear's U down, and more and more Psychiatrists R making a killing on the revolving door, ScottyBro had noticed the change , getting off the ferry in Messina, it was like a rush of fresh air, Shoot! he thought THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR!.
PS. Lookout 4 our hero and Luigi & Palmero on Sicily...U don't want 2 miss there next episode. Yoweeeee!
SeeyaSOON
ScottyBro
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