Whaaaatta friggin PARTEEEE!...Luigi and Palmero arranged 4 a wee gathering at a seaside Restorante, just 2 make ScottyBro feel at home, Blimey!.....we had 80 people turn up, Man! it helped 2 sooth the pain of being away from home at Xmas, that and "Bikers will Always come 2 a Party" Bro! . They had managed 2 get the services of Rab Bruce, Who! it happened 2 B on the island doing research into the Mt. Etna volcano, he wassa volcanologist, from Glasgow, going round the world 2 all the Big hotspot's, and doing on-site research and data collecting, Man! Scot's have gotta B one of the greatest travellers, and I might add Researchers in human history Bro?, can U imagine growing up in Scotland and studying "Volcanoes" huh?.well Rab told him that good old Edinburgh Castle was sitting right on top of a Volcano, millions of years defunk, but none the less, a "Volcano".....and, and U never know, one of these century's.......... ( KABOOOM!) Anyhoooooo! Luigi & Palmero had manged 2 acquire his services 2 play his pipes at the gathering, and the funny thing was............that his Italian girlfriend who didn't speak a word of English, was by his side all evening long, YEH! that's her on the extreme left, I guess she must like men in skirt's who happen 2 B long winded, hmmm? SHIT! our hero well's up everytime he hears the pipes Bro!, and especially at Xmas time and never having been away from home at this time of year, (sob!) Now! where was he? AH! ...as one can see , Luigi Palmero, & there friend Roberto had come in their cultural garb, the "PalermoPINK" was the order of the day, and a few others had taken the heed, and this year the Palermo Soccer team is a good team, SO! there is "Cheer" on the island, How about giving Scotland some of the friggin "Bling" ugh?, we need HELP!, I tellya if we had 2 wear a skirt, and,and .....wear "PINK" we would do it Pronto Mate,.....(I think?). ScottyBro was soon the focus of attention, with his tartan kilt, Carrot-top, hiking boot's, and his Scottish "Tank-Top" he was hmmm? different,he was not the usual tourist who frequented the shores of this Mediterranean Jewel, NO! ....that's 4 sure, people have always been intrigued by the unorthodoxy of life, the misfits, the left wingers, (I hear that Palermo has a good one, that Bro must see) YO!!!! Anyhooooo! back on track Again!.. in his Tour 4 Answers he has noticed how people want 2 know? All about the weeee island people who have managed 2 spread their wing's, and travel the globe , in the Quest 4 "What's around the next Bend" Eventually we traveled all the way round the Globe Bro! , and with all the knowledge that we picked up WE! cant build a friggin Soccer team that will do us proud SHIT!, HEY! just maybe we need another trip round the World, and,and that's where our hero is, surrounded by dear friends and Bikers at Xmas down at the waterside, this is a shot of ScottyBro, and Rab doing a rendition of "Flower of Scotland" with the accompaniment of Natalie with no string's attached, yuk,yuk, needless 2 say the nite was long, and the Quest was heavy Bro!....Italians R connoisseurs of the Beautiful game, and an island culture 2 boot!.........Sicilians R a very proud people, who live in a paradise setting, who live 4 their team, No INTER, AC, JUVE, ROMA, ........NA!!!! Palermo is their team, and that's the bottom line Bro!, and ScottyBro liked that Quality, he remembers back in Scotland that his mates were either Rangers, Celtic, or Man. U. fans, he spent a lot of time arguing with them that our own town Aberdeen should B the only team, and that 2 follow like sheep the Big Boy's will only weaken the league, and drive the youngsters 2 Virtual Reality show's, and computer games, HEY!.....isn't that what's happening anyhoooo? That's another story that deserves another friggin Quest 4 Answers ugh?. Later in the evening when it had quitened down he was able 2 ask the islanders the enevitable Question?...."Why! the friggin Ell Scotland cant Go 2 the BIG-SHOW" (AGAIN) FAQ?, we heard all the usual answers, it's our northern climes, that beats us, and the foreign invasion of the premier league has killed the pool of homebrews, the poor economy, lacking Confidence in the basic skills, the acceptance of mediocrity, lack of progressive Corporate Sponsor's, and some wise cracker said that the Beautiful Game NEVER reached the Shores of Britain, and that were still searching 4 the Quest 4 the Holy Grail (The Beautiful Game) huh? Man! I could run through a friggin litany of answers, they were ongoing Bro!......and our hero was becoming more adrift from reality, YO! that wine was encompassing him in virtual reality (hic!).....Luigi and Palmero managed 2 salvage his dignity by closing the Bigshow 4 the nite, and escorting him back 2 their home, one thing the Bike Club had arranged with Luigi & Palmero was that ScottyBro would have the use of a Bike 4 his island Trippin, and just maybe they will B able 2 have some of the Clubbers join him.P.S. Stay tuned 2 this station Bro!....our hero has a twist of fate ahead.
SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro
Corries Flower of Scotland
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