It wassa gorgeous day in Rome, 85 degrees, notta cloud in the sky, ScottyBro was debating with the staff at the Hotel about, ugh?.........."SOCCER", and the consensous was that Scotland needed 2 hire an Italian Coach, just like England and Ireland, Then! with a weeee bit of luck we just might get back 2 the "BIG-SHOW", FAQ? that mean's that Hadrian's wall FAILED! We Scot's love the reverse psychology "THING", Anyhoooooo!.....after some tourist's got into it,....................... they said that a Scottish forward couldn't "Score" in a Brothel, Man! that was hitting below the friggin belt,....it was the appropriate time 4 him 2 get his ass outta "Dodge", B/4 the passion takes U 4 a ride,...as he was refo-cussing in the lounge he saw a group of Swedish Babes, he had met 3 day's B/4,..... they were a group of Archeology students from the University of Gotenburg, he had told them about the Swedish female Para-Gliders he had hung out with in Rio de Janiero, B/4 he came 2 Europe, he enjoyed the Swedish approach 2 life, I guess in the northern climesin their homeland, the summers R short, SO!....one must hang on 2 a warm body 4 heat and entertainment, it makes them more Liberal in their relationships, YO!...ScottyBro was a "FAN"tastic believer in the friggin virtues of self preservation,..... we Scot's share a common latitude 2 a degree or so, and keeping our cheeks warm is a priority, Anyhoooooo! the ladies were in Rome 2 see the Historical Landmarks That is ROME!...U wont find a better place 4 the past than the "Eternal City" one could spend a lifetime here, and not see it all, Sonya, Inge, Stef, and Kirsten, had taken him 4 a short hike yesterday morning, FAQ? it lasted for 31/2 hrs. Man! he was friggin knackered,....and they mentioned that the next day they were planning 2 go on a Big hike, Shit! THAT!.....was not 4 him, SO! he put on his thinking cap, and came up with the line that would save his ........."SOLES" yuk,yuk, Listen this is a Budget Tour , so Econo
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