ScottyBro last nite in ROME

Highland GAMES U say?...this one took the cake Bro! here was ScottyBro enjoying his last nite out in Rome, this was a Bar in the heart of the Downtown area, that was a wee bit left of centre, Anyhoooo the game was 2 lift one of the Bartenders above ones head, Then! hold a jug of Natures"Gold"......S-T-E-A-D-Y! SO! that U kept it's head, Hold it till the patron's give U the "Thumb's-UP" (Just like Caesar) THEN! my friend, one can benefit 2 a nite fun frolick ...and drinks 4 freeee! YO! or one can take the easier way out, ......if U can't partake U can still still B a Jolly Roger, by getting your picture with the Bartender, hoisted up by a wire, of course U don't get the prize, and U don't get the Adulation, Buit what U get outta the shot, is the chance 2 grab some Ass BRO!...and the Question of our hero is,..."Did He, od Didn't He" was it his Olympic Moment, or did he flunk out?, Onr thing we do Know, is that he definately had "GOLD" in his hand,.....or two yuk,yuk.

P.S. The game plan is 2 drive from Rome up 2 Northern Italy AGAIN! and hook up with the Alps Tunnel, Then it's on 2 Switzerland and Germany Yahooooooooooo!


SeeeyaaaaSOON!
ScottyBro

ScottyBro back in Rome Police in hand

Here he was back in Rome, When outta the Blue! he was confronted with a vision of something so fine ugh huh! the local police had latched on 2 him, Well! it was just a courtesy call, part of being a police officer in the Magic of Rome, is 2 B proficient in Hospitality, and they certainly have the package, I can't imagine doing your daily assignments and catering 2 the dynamic's of tourism that is everywhere, Rome is eternal, and so is the friggin traffic Bro! U need a map just 2 park, and the beauty of the small cars, is that they get U in and out of tricky situation's. This is a shot of ScottyBro with the 2 Officers,....shooting them, with his Camera of course, this is going 2 B a shot 4 the photo Album me thinks! they exchanged pleasantry's of Italy and Scotland, especially in the art of playing the beautiful game, but there skill at diplomacy didn't give our hero the Answer he was looking4, Why 'O' Why cant we go 2 the friggin Big Show, it had bugged the shit outta Scotty, because everywhere he travelled they would ask him Why we never turn up, the fact of the matter is that the greatest fans the (TartanARMY) have been kept on hold 4 to long, Scottish character would have enhanced the "Big Show" we need an Inquisition, and an act of Supreme Guidance from the powers that B 2 restore our place in the hallowed halls of World Soccer! sob!
Anyhooooo! our hero was able 2 leave the Officers with a parting shot, Why!....can't Roma win the serie A, it's funny as Scotty was driving off he could hear them shouting the reasons as they faded into obscurity, much like we Scot's, but the beauty of Scots, is that we have a firm belief, that the party will never B over till
we either win the friggin thing or steal it.

SeeeeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

P.S. He's heading north Again 2 the Alp's, Then on 2 the Party Poopers.

ScottyBro Naples 2 Rome

Some people say!...that it pay's 2 B a weeeee Crazy, Well! this is our hero giving a ride 2 a Chic called Sheela Fraser, an Aussie with a penchant 4 the Liberal Art's, so 2 speak yuk,yuk,....get my drift, ScottyBro had decided 2 take the coast route up 2 Rome, and Sheela heard him talking 2 the font desk at the Hotel of his intention's, Well! how convenient she thought, this is a chance 2 hopefully 2 hitch a ride up 2 the Eternal City and it's "Magic", let me tellya our hero saw the package hmm,
and cdecided 2 give her a ride, (SUCKA) he felt that the trip up would B better with some company along the way, from the time that she got in the car 2 the time they got 2 Rome,......it was (Blah,Blah, Blah,Blah,Blah) this was a shot as he drove on a beautiful road, the weather was still a wee chilly, she was excited that spring was just around the corner, when outta the blue she had an urge 2 embrace the scene, she said that Aussies love 2 garnish the moment, our hero thought that she was talking about something 2 eat, Wrong Again!...she slipped out of her jacket, popped the sunroof and thrust herself into the blue yonder, friggin ell! ScottyBro nearly had a heart attack, just a minute ago he was in the warmth of his Scottymobile! NOW! the freaky Babe from down under was girating in the sea air with a skimpy top on, and I might add a helluva distraction 2 the on coming traffic, and the lineup that began 2 follow, Man! it was friggin chilly, our hero was brave enough 4 a short while, but his goosebumps were getting goosebumps, So! he asked her 2 get back inside, and she kept saying that U don't tell an Aussie 2 Do anything, Shit! there like we Scot's very dogmatic, Ah! I get it, we Scot's sent a lot of our so called malcontent's 2 the Big Island penal system 2 eleviate the backed up system we had, Now! they have came back 2 haunt us, Shoot!, he was thinking of giving her the pitch, but alas his athiastic background would not allow him 2 venture there, So with his his chattering teeth , drippy bluenose, and freakin chillin persona, he managed 2 eventually hook off the road and pull into a wee village 4 a pit stop, where she engratiated the local's with her fantastic Acting skill's, Shit! a few minutes ago he was going 2 kill her, now it's friggin diplomacy sublime, I guess it's a case of, if it fit's?.......... and the beauty of the pit stop was that he was able 2
dump the Beast, she latched on 2 another gullible tourist in the village, whatta figgin relief Bro! 3 hours of yakitty yak, had him frazelled, and he was thinking of staying at the beautiful village over nite, But the thought that she might still B around pushed him on, Hey! at least at the other end is the Eternal Bliss of Rome.
SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. All roads lead 2 Rome, the eternal city, the appian way and Peace, No more passengers, YO!!!!!!!!

ScottyBro Naples and Vesuvious

FreakinEll! whatta place, Naples just blew ScottyBro outta the water, Sure! he had been told by other tourists about it's appeal, "They were friggin WRONG!" IT'S MORE!, 2 B
here and experience its (Magic) is not only a priviledge, no wonder that a lot of movies have been shot here, I know that Vesuvious cap's it off, well I have news 4 the old mountain which hasn't erupted since Dec. 1944, that it would B better 4 all concerned 2 keep yer friggin cap on,
the local's call her Scarletto, (Hunchback), and one can venture up 2 the rim and get one of the most spectacular views U will see in your life Bro! Nothing like this in Scotland, it makes the volcano that Edinburgh castle was built on, look like a pimple, yuk,yuk, and can U imagine that the people still farm it's very slopes up 2 this day, They either have devine guidance, or have a penchant 4 danger, when the Volcano exploded in 79AD. it decimated the City and the town's of Pompeii and Herculanium, and there worried about traffic, Go Figger?, Anyhoooo! this is our hero
talking 2 his friend Nash back in Aberdeen, he's taking pictures of the Bay of Naples with the city and Vesuvious as the backdrop, his plan is 2 find some time 2 visit Pompeii, Then hopefully get back 2 Rome in a couple of day's.

SeeeeeyaRealSOON
ScottyBro
P.S. Wait till U see his car rental, it fit's him 2 a "T". yuk,yuk,

ScottyBro riding in Sicily

Man!..... SICILY IS THE PLACE 2 B, Whatta Place Bro! All this and yer wrapped by the Medditaranean whatta GIG!,
Yoweeeeee, ScottyBro has spent the last part of of his Sicilian Bike ride with Luigi and Palmero and four of the Bikers cruising the coast from Lungomare Salinella in Marsala to Mazara del Vallo, Agrigento,Pachino, to Siracusa, that Cicero said was the most beautiful city in the World, then on 2 Catania with the backdrop of Mt. Etna, it was a magical Ride with such a freakin diversity of
Beauty, our hero had already committed himself, NO! not the Crazy house Bro!...but the returning 4 a longer stay, so he could really get 2 know the culture and the people, Scotty had spent the last week with Luigi and Palmero (who were planning another trip 2 Scotland) Now it was time 2 get his carcass back 2 Rome 2 catch his connecting flight. This is a shot of ScottyBro and Maria Calderone at the Ferry dock in Messina, before he got on board he presented her with one of his tops, and his parting line was........2 keep it warm until he comes back, he is finding that their is 2 much beautiful women in this world Bro! the issue is 2 stay focused, and that my dear friends is where our hero falls Short! AAAAACH WELL Life is a GIG, waiting 2 HAPPEN! U just have 2 make the friggin thing HAPPEN.

SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBr0

PS. heading back 2 ROME.....and the next part of his Journey.

ScottyBro and the Biker Barbecue

This was one of those moments where he missed his Buddy Nash back in Aberdeen, thank god Palmero had a girlfriend called Melita Chellini, she was a friggin Show Stopper, and with a wee coaxing from Palmero, Melita was able 2 get our hero back on track YO!!! this is a shot of the Barbecue just north of Trapani on the North West coast of Sicily, ScottyBro never travels without his "Tartan Army" FLAG!....and he has a tradition no matter where he is, 2 dip "Old Blue" in the waters of contentment that he must journey, in a sign of personal respect 2 the people that he visit's.


PS. Our hero plus Melita and the gang will B Riding on.
SeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

ScottyBro in Beautiful SICILY

ScottyBro has joined Luigi and Palmero's Bike Club on a jaunt over 2 Trapani on the West Coast of the Island, First He had 2 familiarise himself 2 the friggin frisky FAQmobile! can U imagine they put our hero on the Clubs "Designated Hitter".............Whatta freakin (BLAST) After a weee time he was back on track, the old touch had him back in the saddle again, THIS!...was going 2 B something special, first we hooked on 2 the Autostrada Palermo-Mazara del Valo just north of the city, and the beautifull North coast strip from Isola delle Femmine 2 Torre Muzza, MAN! Whatta friggin trip, Luigi would pull alongside and point 2 the the landmarks along the way, there was just 2 many, that at the next pitstop he told him 2 4get me and enjoy the ride, at Alcamo we hooked on 2 the Diramazione Trapani-Alcamo, where we able 2 crease the leather Bro!! yuk,yuk, .....Vrooooooooom! Anyhoooo! we reached Trapani by lunch time, where Palmero told us that we have a weee trip north of the City 2 a natural outcropping of land was where they were hooking up with some friends 2 have a Barbecue by the water, Magic! it's a place where U cast yer fates 2 the wind, those friggin warm Medittareanean breezes R really
intoxicating he was thinking, Well! that afternoon was spent on the shores of the beautiful Blue Med, with a group of very Special new friends, it was amazing 2 ScottyBro that the people were so friendly, I guess it's like he was thinking before, that's what U get with Island Communities, it's hard 2 believe that this is the place where the mafiosa originated huh?.........."WHATTA FRIGGIN ISLAND BRO".

SeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

PS Have no fear, get yer "ASSINGEAR" it's time 4 trippin,sippin, and dippin.