ScottyBro Naples 2 Rome

Some people say!...that it pay's 2 B a weeeee Crazy, Well! this is our hero giving a ride 2 a Chic called Sheela Fraser, an Aussie with a penchant 4 the Liberal Art's, so 2 speak yuk,yuk,....get my drift, ScottyBro had decided 2 take the coast route up 2 Rome, and Sheela heard him talking 2 the font desk at the Hotel of his intention's, Well! how convenient she thought, this is a chance 2 hopefully 2 hitch a ride up 2 the Eternal City and it's "Magic", let me tellya our hero saw the package hmm,
and cdecided 2 give her a ride, (SUCKA) he felt that the trip up would B better with some company along the way, from the time that she got in the car 2 the time they got 2 Rome,......it was (Blah,Blah, Blah,Blah,Blah) this was a shot as he drove on a beautiful road, the weather was still a wee chilly, she was excited that spring was just around the corner, when outta the blue she had an urge 2 embrace the scene, she said that Aussies love 2 garnish the moment, our hero thought that she was talking about something 2 eat, Wrong Again!...she slipped out of her jacket, popped the sunroof and thrust herself into the blue yonder, friggin ell! ScottyBro nearly had a heart attack, just a minute ago he was in the warmth of his Scottymobile! NOW! the freaky Babe from down under was girating in the sea air with a skimpy top on, and I might add a helluva distraction 2 the on coming traffic, and the lineup that began 2 follow, Man! it was friggin chilly, our hero was brave enough 4 a short while, but his goosebumps were getting goosebumps, So! he asked her 2 get back inside, and she kept saying that U don't tell an Aussie 2 Do anything, Shit! there like we Scot's very dogmatic, Ah! I get it, we Scot's sent a lot of our so called malcontent's 2 the Big Island penal system 2 eleviate the backed up system we had, Now! they have came back 2 haunt us, Shoot!, he was thinking of giving her the pitch, but alas his athiastic background would not allow him 2 venture there, So with his his chattering teeth , drippy bluenose, and freakin chillin persona, he managed 2 eventually hook off the road and pull into a wee village 4 a pit stop, where she engratiated the local's with her fantastic Acting skill's, Shit! a few minutes ago he was going 2 kill her, now it's friggin diplomacy sublime, I guess it's a case of, if it fit's?.......... and the beauty of the pit stop was that he was able 2
dump the Beast, she latched on 2 another gullible tourist in the village, whatta figgin relief Bro! 3 hours of yakitty yak, had him frazelled, and he was thinking of staying at the beautiful village over nite, But the thought that she might still B around pushed him on, Hey! at least at the other end is the Eternal Bliss of Rome.
SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. All roads lead 2 Rome, the eternal city, the appian way and Peace, No more passengers, YO!!!!!!!!