Canada does own the Podium

The Podium always belonged to Canada. Thanks to all the athletes who gave their best.

ScottyBRO Passionate Roadside Tent

Would U believe it ScottyBro was just out of Rome heading north on the coastal small roads, So that he could see the small towns along the way, and 2 have the beautiful blue Medittaranean on his left MAGIC!...Shit! our hero had a car problem, Faq? why now! Anyhooooooo! circumstance is the creator of opportunity, or something like that, thought ScottyBro, and when he politely bumped into this
mechanic in a small Village, she said that she could have it fixed in a jiffy, it was something weee, that needed adjusting, Blimey! our hero was thinking she was talking about him yuk,yuk, hmmmm! SO! after she worked her magic, he asked her if she would like 2 go 4 a meal down by the Water, she said that after work she would love 2, needless 2 say it turned into an overnite maintenance, and his love bug appreciated her tender touch just as much, and, and, can U imagine the next day was Saturday, SO! they could have a relaxed time 2 spend , and of course sing some Scottish Ballads,yuk,yuk, Life is a Passionate GIG! SO! one must find the touch
just like good old Midas, or is it MidASS ugh?.........Our hero will B ever grateful 4 Italy and all it's Splendour, he figured that the beauty of this trip was that he still had a helluvalot 2 see, and that was just perfect because he already can't wait 2 come back again, AH! thats another "Gig2Fig"..... ScottyBro was pushing the envelope of time but he could'nt pull himself away from a beautiful weekend with this beautiful Meditarranian Lass, OH! and by the way her name was Simone hmmmmm some french in there huh?

ScottyBro last nite in ROME

Highland GAMES U say?...this one took the cake Bro! here was ScottyBro enjoying his last nite out in Rome, this was a Bar in the heart of the Downtown area, that was a wee bit left of centre, Anyhoooo the game was 2 lift one of the Bartenders above ones head, Then! hold a jug of Natures"Gold"......S-T-E-A-D-Y! SO! that U kept it's head, Hold it till the patron's give U the "Thumb's-UP" (Just like Caesar) THEN! my friend, one can benefit 2 a nite fun frolick ...and drinks 4 freeee! YO! or one can take the easier way out, ......if U can't partake U can still still B a Jolly Roger, by getting your picture with the Bartender, hoisted up by a wire, of course U don't get the prize, and U don't get the Adulation, Buit what U get outta the shot, is the chance 2 grab some Ass BRO!...and the Question of our hero is,..."Did He, od Didn't He" was it his Olympic Moment, or did he flunk out?, Onr thing we do Know, is that he definately had "GOLD" in his hand,.....or two yuk,yuk.

P.S. The game plan is 2 drive from Rome up 2 Northern Italy AGAIN! and hook up with the Alps Tunnel, Then it's on 2 Switzerland and Germany Yahooooooooooo!


SeeeyaaaaSOON!
ScottyBro

ScottyBro back in Rome Police in hand

Here he was back in Rome, When outta the Blue! he was confronted with a vision of something so fine ugh huh! the local police had latched on 2 him, Well! it was just a courtesy call, part of being a police officer in the Magic of Rome, is 2 B proficient in Hospitality, and they certainly have the package, I can't imagine doing your daily assignments and catering 2 the dynamic's of tourism that is everywhere, Rome is eternal, and so is the friggin traffic Bro! U need a map just 2 park, and the beauty of the small cars, is that they get U in and out of tricky situation's. This is a shot of ScottyBro with the 2 Officers,....shooting them, with his Camera of course, this is going 2 B a shot 4 the photo Album me thinks! they exchanged pleasantry's of Italy and Scotland, especially in the art of playing the beautiful game, but there skill at diplomacy didn't give our hero the Answer he was looking4, Why 'O' Why cant we go 2 the friggin Big Show, it had bugged the shit outta Scotty, because everywhere he travelled they would ask him Why we never turn up, the fact of the matter is that the greatest fans the (TartanARMY) have been kept on hold 4 to long, Scottish character would have enhanced the "Big Show" we need an Inquisition, and an act of Supreme Guidance from the powers that B 2 restore our place in the hallowed halls of World Soccer! sob!
Anyhooooo! our hero was able 2 leave the Officers with a parting shot, Why!....can't Roma win the serie A, it's funny as Scotty was driving off he could hear them shouting the reasons as they faded into obscurity, much like we Scot's, but the beauty of Scots, is that we have a firm belief, that the party will never B over till
we either win the friggin thing or steal it.

SeeeeeyaSOON
ScottyBro

P.S. He's heading north Again 2 the Alp's, Then on 2 the Party Poopers.

ScottyBro Naples 2 Rome

Some people say!...that it pay's 2 B a weeeee Crazy, Well! this is our hero giving a ride 2 a Chic called Sheela Fraser, an Aussie with a penchant 4 the Liberal Art's, so 2 speak yuk,yuk,....get my drift, ScottyBro had decided 2 take the coast route up 2 Rome, and Sheela heard him talking 2 the font desk at the Hotel of his intention's, Well! how convenient she thought, this is a chance 2 hopefully 2 hitch a ride up 2 the Eternal City and it's "Magic", let me tellya our hero saw the package hmm,
and cdecided 2 give her a ride, (SUCKA) he felt that the trip up would B better with some company along the way, from the time that she got in the car 2 the time they got 2 Rome,......it was (Blah,Blah, Blah,Blah,Blah) this was a shot as he drove on a beautiful road, the weather was still a wee chilly, she was excited that spring was just around the corner, when outta the blue she had an urge 2 embrace the scene, she said that Aussies love 2 garnish the moment, our hero thought that she was talking about something 2 eat, Wrong Again!...she slipped out of her jacket, popped the sunroof and thrust herself into the blue yonder, friggin ell! ScottyBro nearly had a heart attack, just a minute ago he was in the warmth of his Scottymobile! NOW! the freaky Babe from down under was girating in the sea air with a skimpy top on, and I might add a helluva distraction 2 the on coming traffic, and the lineup that began 2 follow, Man! it was friggin chilly, our hero was brave enough 4 a short while, but his goosebumps were getting goosebumps, So! he asked her 2 get back inside, and she kept saying that U don't tell an Aussie 2 Do anything, Shit! there like we Scot's very dogmatic, Ah! I get it, we Scot's sent a lot of our so called malcontent's 2 the Big Island penal system 2 eleviate the backed up system we had, Now! they have came back 2 haunt us, Shoot!, he was thinking of giving her the pitch, but alas his athiastic background would not allow him 2 venture there, So with his his chattering teeth , drippy bluenose, and freakin chillin persona, he managed 2 eventually hook off the road and pull into a wee village 4 a pit stop, where she engratiated the local's with her fantastic Acting skill's, Shit! a few minutes ago he was going 2 kill her, now it's friggin diplomacy sublime, I guess it's a case of, if it fit's?.......... and the beauty of the pit stop was that he was able 2
dump the Beast, she latched on 2 another gullible tourist in the village, whatta figgin relief Bro! 3 hours of yakitty yak, had him frazelled, and he was thinking of staying at the beautiful village over nite, But the thought that she might still B around pushed him on, Hey! at least at the other end is the Eternal Bliss of Rome.
SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyBro

P.S. All roads lead 2 Rome, the eternal city, the appian way and Peace, No more passengers, YO!!!!!!!!