Tuesday, June 29, 2010

World Cup England Going HOME!

This was the ExPAT'S putting on a Party 4 the English fan's, it was hopefully going 2 B a winning Party,...and the least said the better, and the consensus among the patron's, was that they didn't deserve 2 win it anyhow, there sub-par performance throughout the tournament was not acceptable, we the fans have been waiting 4 one of our teams from the wee island in the North Sea 2 do them proud, and it looks like were going backwards, we need an Inquisition into the whole debacle, we need 2 put more emphasis on our own players, and those managers that come 2 the BigSHOW 2 scout out the talent from abroad, R just putting another nail in our Coffin, we've had the premier League now 4 twenty odd years, our home brew's R a dying species, the comments of getting back 2 the Academy's, is like the one about the horse and the gate, 2 friggin late Bro!  NOW! were getting into crisis mode AGAIN!......Wasn't the Premier League supposed 2 lift up our own talent pool, and hopefully at the end of the Rainbow, a British team could win the "WorldCUP" huh?.....seem's 2 me like were further from that objective than we have Ever been.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

World Cup ENGLANDS BIG GAME

This is a Shot of the boy's on the phone back 2 their mate Syd Evans in Aberdeen, Oooooop's! Nasher's traffic lite changed 2 bright Red, AH! that's better, now comes the friggin French, Anyhooooooooo!...back 2 the business at hand, Syd was saying that the gang back home were all lit up with the "BigSHOW" and they respected us 4 representing them in South Africa, a few of them had called us idiot's,...and nut's 2 waste our time on something so trivial, BUT!...after seeing us with our Colors on, they were very proud, they felt the passion, Scotty & Nash said it envelopes U and U feel like singing "Flower of Scotland" all day, and that's why Nash is not on the phone, he's kinda hoarse from last nites activity's, and that is the World Cup, it's an Activity hub 4 everything, and with the backdrop of the Zuvuzelas its "CRAZY"......Oh! and by the way Congrat's 2 England 4 getting through 2 the Knock-out round, the last sixteen is where the real games begin, they have not played well, so that just might B an omen, Germany's going 2 B tough, but we have a good record against them SO! take it 2 them, it's a new day.
And would U believe it Ghana takes out the USA "AGAIN" same score same round (I Think!), and how about that talented Uruguay team, SHIT! I would hate 2 B gambling man, there so much Quality that any team on a given day could get the result, so that's Ghana & Uruguay in the "Quarters" today we have 2 great games England v Germany, Argentina v Mexico WOW! Whatta day it's going 2 B down at the old "Watering Hole" yuk,yuk, (hic!hic!) the exPat's R holding a "BigPARTY" Today, SO! I think that theres going 2 B two hoarse Scotchmen in the croud 2NITE! YO!!!.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

World Cup Soccer | Scotty Nash & Webby "BigGAME"

Here was the boy's enjoying the nectar of the god's, and still trying 2 get over Portugal's cloud seven act, they even managed 2 talk about the size.......of Africa, and how the hell can it B so hot in the north, and freezin in the south, Blimey! back home if it was raining in the North, there wassa great chance that it was ditto in the friggin South, after a weee bartering on the weather it was back 2 the business at hand Bro!, "FITBA" AYE! the World Cup has the eyes and the ear's (Zuvuzelas) have the attention of the freakin World, the horn of plenty is not slowing down, it's getting Louder, Yikes!. This wassa sit down review of the games, HEY! Scotty's Brasil R flying high, so 2 is Webby's Argentina, But! Nashers Ivory Coast looks on the edge of Table Mountain, were hoping and praying that theres an African presence in the last sixteen Bro!....and today the Boy's will B down at the V&A Waterfront at the "ExPAT'S" watering hole WATCHING "ENGLAND/SLOVENIA"
Man! it's been a Shitty World Cup 4 England up till now,we can only hope they can put it together 4 the one that count's, then it's the "USA/ALGERIA",.......Then! "GHANA/GERMANY", Scotty, Nash, & Webby were saying that they have never been as excited about the games, and the beauty of it all is that they don't have 2 worry about their team, it's like a load off their chest's, kinda like the oddsmaker's were saying, that your free,....2 bet on the pack, SO! go and have "FUN".


PS. The boys R getting ready 4 the BigGAME,...and they wont 4get 2 put on their Kilt's.



SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyNash&Webby

Sunday, June 20, 2010

World Cup Underdog's YEH!

FRIGGINELL! U talk about David and Goliath, Slovenia with it's 2 millon population ties the USA with it's 340 million, Serbia knocks off Germany! Switzerland beats Spain, France takes an early Hike, and Greece not only gets its first Victory in the World Cup period!
it also gets its very first"GOL" SHOOT! Scotland should have been here, maybe with a wee luck we might have Scored FAQ?......meanwhile down at the "Ex Pat's" Watering Hole, the Kilt Crusaders are Cheering 4 ALL the Underdog's Bro! and the latest pole of favorite's from the patron's R ......Argentina,
Brasil, Spain, Germany, Italy,Paraguay,Chile,Uruguay, it's still early, but one doesn't know in this World Cup, maybe this will B the Show where a Smaller Nation will take the prize, and since Scotty and Nash come from one of the smallest country's their Cheering 4 Paraguay,and Slovenia"WAY2GO!... U WEE DEVILS" our hero's can only hope and pray that the Underdogs can stay the distance, it would B a breath of fresh air, ......and don't we need some of that in this Crazy friggin World UGH?.


PS. After the 1st round the Schedule lightens up, and they'll B able
2 get some sight-seeing in, What they have seen up till now is
Spectacular, This is without a doubt one of theee places in the whole Wide World, and there plan's R 2
see as much as they can.


SeeeeeyaSoon!
Scotty&Nash

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

World Cup Scotty Nash &Webby TartanArmy Oath.

After a nite at the Watering Hole, the three "TartanARMY" twitters decided it was time 4 some guidelines U know something 2 keep them online, Shit! the offline stuff has 2 much baggage, SO! this is a shot of Nash and Webby with the backing of Scotty and his freakin "Vuvuzela" Horn taking the oath of Restraint
B/4 turning in 4 the nite,yuk,yuk, Oh! and by the way, the first Shocker of the World Cup,...Spain losing 2 Switzerland 1-0, Scotty thinks theres going 2 B a lot of surprises as the BigSHOW progresses, Blimey! the European Champs could B out in the first round, they have still 2 play Chile, and they will B a handful 4 any team Bro! Tomorrow we see the Argentinians again, we can't wait, they have the package, all they have 2 do is Win the Big Prize.

SeeeeyaSOON
ScottyNashWebby

Monday, June 14, 2010

Vuvuzelas | World Cup Scotty, Nash Neutral Zone

The Boy's(Bafana,Bafana) found a watering hole in Cape Town full of Ex. pat's 2 watch the South Africa and Mexico play to a 1-1 tie,...its friggin great Scotty & Nash R relishing the neutral status there in, it gives them license 2 freelance their passion, YO!! one thing the guy's agree on (And that's a rare THING!) ....is that Argentina as of now, are the best team, and it's going 2 take one helluva team 2 beat them,...and the least said about the England USA 1-1 tie the best, they both have a lot of work 2 do, one of the Pub patrons Phil from Sheffield England, after watching Argentina is GREEN with envy. The atmosphere in Cape Town is electric, wherever U go you R followed by the buzz of the "Vuvuzelas" the Horn's of Plenty of freakin "NOISE", they R the symbol of this World Cup, and in the Stadium they sound like African Beeeees droning the sound out Bro!. The dynamic duo R in their element, they R part of the "Big SHOW" regardless, and their going 2 soak it up, Nash said that the SNT (Scottish Neutral Team) is going 2 get in gear, have a beer or two or three,....and friggin "CHEER", Way 2 Go! Sud Africa. YO!