World Cup Soccer Virtual tour, ScottysGig laments about Scotland not making the World Cup. Cartoons, rants and just sharing the major sites in the cities he travels too. The people he meets along the way and the mode of travel he takes. It is meant to make you chuckle just think it could be your taking the tour. See you in South Africa.
It wassa a beautiful day So! Scotty and Nash stopped in at Port Elizabeth 4 the day, Blimey! they were there all of 5 minutes, and when they came back 2 the car, it was surrounded by a group of Babes,.....it was funny 2 see their enthusiasm 4 the econoBox, they would walk around it with their fingers touching the metal, getting aroused by it's flowing lines, U talk about ergonomics, economics, Bro! this was passionomics, They seemed 2 B in a trance, the dynamic duo were grateful 2 see the group eventually filter away, this was supposed 2 B a wee trip down 2 the Ocean, catch some gentle breezes and a lot of R&R, this is a shot of the brothers in arms with the very last Babe who was still out there, the guy's thought that friggin ell she's still hung over from the nite B/4 or it was drugs, after talking with her 4 a couple of minutes,without the rest of them, Scotty and Nash were able 2 find out that her name was Mish Hogg, she was a mechanic like all the other girls, they were here 4 a Trade and CarSHOW, they had come down to the water 4 a brief respite, WHEN! low and behold she spotted the Scottish flag, then she saw the surface that imbellished its existance, the Babes were all a gaga! Mish she was born in Dundee Scotland and moved 2 South Africa when she was 6 years old, she was hoping and praying that she would meet the owner of the pocket rocket, and B able to newsie about Scotland, she had been back a few times, but it was always a pleasure 2 reminisce with the Scottish tourists when they came 2 South Africa, and she was very disappointed when her homeland did not make it 2 the World Cup, she was hoping 2 let her friends see and experience the passion and the loyalty of the "TartanARMY" with the World Cup on her soil she was hoping 4 Camalot! ALAS! this Lass was going 2 miss the flower of Scotland, the pipes, the songs, the outfits, and all the Scottish regalia, by the time she was finished our 2 hero's were lyig down balling their eyes out, How! could the friggin team let doen it's prodical Sons and Daughters around the world, How could THEY?.....it was breakin their hearts, SO! Scotty and Nash spent the rest of the afternoon down at the water with her, with their Scottish guitar, and singing the "Flower of Scotland" till they ran dry, in the evening they hooked up with the rest of her friends at the Hotel, Scotty and Nash had promised 2 keep in touch with her, and maybe after they had represented the "TartanARMY" at the "BigSHOW" that they might B able 2 drop in and visit with her parents, Man! she had an unbelievable affect on the 2 of them, if they had any doubts as 2 why they came SHOOT! this bolstered their resolve Bro!.
PS. Our 2 hero's R all charged up and ready 4 Cape Town, this ones 4 Mish and all the prodical SOULS.
YEH! our 2 hero's R back on the road again, all sore backs and all, ahem! this is a shot of Nash stretching his back and saluting his blue collar prodical son's in East London, "Way 2 go HAMMERS" way 2 GO!... Scotty was all stocked 4 the run into Cape Town, they were going 2 have a Quickeeeeee in East London, Then! boot it over 2 Port Elizabeth 4 a couple of day's, surely Scotty was thinking that they couldn't get into any trouble in either location huh?, THINK AGAIN! a few kilometers down the hiway they were pulled over by the police,.....as the officer approached the Limo he looked like a real angry piece of work, Scotty and Nash were trying 2 figure out what they might have done, just maybe the local police R Looking 4 funds 4 their soccer team, the officer approached the car and demanded Scotty and Nash's driving licenses, GOD! he's sharp, he assumed that both were driving the Limo, and he needed 2 see BOTH! after a few minutes of scrutinizing the officer asked where we came from and where we were going, SHIT! the friggin biggest thing since Nelson Mandela was released, is coming 2 SouthAfrica, the World Cup will bring the world 2 their shores, your going 2 make a killing at the marketing end, So! lighten up at the security side, after a few more minutes of enlightenment the officer went back 2 his car , grabbed an article, walked back and handed Scotty his license plate, apparently our hero's had taken the plate off At Durban Beach, where they put the South Africa sign on the rear bumper, Nash had put the license plate down under the car, Scotty had told him 2 hurry up, we gotta get ready 4 the restaurant BABES! OH YEH!.....our hero's replied, SHIT! the story goes that a bystander had seen them taking the plate off, and handed it 2 a police cruiser at the beach, the bystander told them the make of the car, and the ID of the occupants, and that they were going 2 East London on Friday, the officer by sheer coincidence had 2 pick up an individual at East London SO! with a wee bit of luck he might B able 2 hook up with them, and believe it or not, that's exactly how it panned out, Man! WE were lucky, it was illegal to drive without the plate, and thye police officer replied No! we don't need funds 4 the soccer team ,and we will B vigilant 4 the "BigSHOW" SO! just maybe we will cross path's AGAIN!, as the officer walked away he looked back , gave them a salute and a smile and replied....have a nice day! and "World Cup", FAQ? Scotty and Nash gave outta sigh of relief, it could have been worse, Hey! let's put on that friggin plate again, Bro!.
PS. they have a lot on there plate SO! the dynamic duo R trying 2 stay friggin FOCUSSED! @#$%!
It wassa a beautiful day So! Scotty and Nash stopped in at Port Elizabeth 4 the day, Blimey! they were there all of 5 minutes, and when they came back 2 the car, it was surrounded by a group of Babes,.....it was funny 2 see their enthusiasm 4 the econoBox, they would walk around it with their fingers touching the metal, getting aroused by it's flowing lines, U talk about ergonomics, economics, Bro! this was passionomics, They seemed 2 B in a trance, the dynamic duo were grateful 2 see the group eventually filter away, this was supposed 2 B a wee trip down 2 the Ocean, catch some gentle breezes and a lot of R&R, this is a shot of the brothers in arms with the very last Babe who was still out there, the guy's thought that friggin ell she's still hung over from the nite B/4 or it was drugs, after talking with her 4 a couple of minutes,without the rest of them, Scotty and Nash were able 2 find out that her name was Mish Hogg, she was a mechanic like all the other girls, they were here 4 a Trade and CarSHOW, they had come down to the water 4 a brief respite, WHEN! low and behold she spotted the Scottish flag, then she saw the surface that imbellished its existance, the Babes were all a gaga! Mish she was born in Dundee Scotland and moved 2 South Africa when she was 6 years old, she was hoping and praying that she would meet the owner of the pocket rocket, and B able to newsie about Scotland, she had been back a few times, but it was always a pleasure 2 reminisce with the Scottish tourists when they came 2 South Africa, and she was very disappointed when her homeland did not make it 2 the World Cup, she was hoping 2 let her friends see and experience the passion and the loyalty of the "TartanARMY" with the World Cup on her soil she was hoping 4 Camalot! ALAS! this Lass was going 2 miss the flower of Scotland, the pipes, the songs, the outfits, and all the Scottish regalia, by the time she was finished our 2 hero's were lyig down balling their eyes out, How! could the friggin 
