scotty dec 28

Heeeeee's Baaaack!....Scottybro is gearing up AGAIN!  3 months back home was all he needed 2 recharge, NOW! his mind is geared 2 the next ADDventure, U have 2 seize the day, seize the moment, seize the gravol, or whatever and get yer assingear, and hopefully with a wee bit of luck, the chip's will fall into place YO!!!!!.
 Due 2 his contacts on his last ADDventure, he has a lot 2 consider, Anyhooooo! due 2 budget constraints, he is considering an invitation 2 California 2 hook up with Chad Roy in LA a Soccer nut, Biker Fiend,Car Hawk, Sports Afficionado, and I might add + some good old Scottish stock. Scottybro befriended CR in a   Cape Town pub on the waterfront during the World Cup (Whatta- GIG), they shared a passion 4 the Bootyful Game,Women,Custom Bikes,Cars,travel,music,
comedy,politics,& everything
under the sun, Chad was saying 2 Scotty, that if he ever came 2 San Diego, he would see more sun in a month than he would see in a year in Scotland, that's when Scotty's ear's perked up,he was juiced,California,sun,babes,water, Man! it must B Heaven 4 wee island people in the northern hemisphere, that's when the wheel's started 2 turn,just maybe we could make it happen Bro!.

Scotty & Nash Final nite in Capetown.

Believe it or not,the journey 4 Scotty Nash is going 2/B “OVER”. This is a shot of the dynamic duo enjoying a party on their last nite in Cape Town,  Webb and Ronni  had arranged a Bon Voyage nite at the “Ex Pat’s” watering hole, they had a helluva turnout, most of them were regular’s  admittedly, but  Scotty felt that the energy that came from the irregular’s was the highlite,….their passion was on their sleeves, and their longing was true blue, it wassa nite of “Flower of SCOTLAND”  “Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomand” “Northern lights of ABERDEEN”  “Amazing GRACE”  Needless 2 say the Boy’s had 2 dress in their native regalia, and it became a game with the ladies in the crowd 2 see who could get a shot of the under the kilt rule,  this is a shot of Scotty trying 2 put his putter in his knapsack, and in the moment of repose Nash flipped him off, So! That the ladies could unlock the miss-terry, yuk,yuk, due 2 government restrictions, and I might add good tastes, this is a shot of frame 12 just .005 second after  the flip, so ass not 2 infringe yuk,yuk,  Anyhoooooooo!  The ladies seemed 2/B contented, and harassed the Boy’s 4 the rest of the Knight,  it wassa long nite, and in the moments of  R&R and privacy in the loo Scotty was enjoying that peaceful  engagement, WHEN! Outta the blue FRIGGINELL!!!!!!!! This dude in the next booth let off a rip of  UGOTIT~ “Flower of Scotland”  SHIT! It nearly killed poor Scotty, it took him a wee time 2 gather his wit’s   and after he was back on the seat again, he joined his Ex Pat  neighbour in a rendition of…….FOS!   it just goes 2 show that even in our time of need, one can always’s express your passion in song,  we Scot’s have that auto mode built in 2 our genetic’s, yuk,yuk, and my Celtic  companion Robbie in the next booth wassa  tenorELEVEN on the scale Bro!   by the end of the nite our hero’s had ran the gamit of music, environment,politic’s,moviedom,comedy,travel, weather, and on and on, and of coarse the World Cup, and,and “WHY!” SCOTLAND cant get 2 the “BIGshow”  and the consensus from the contented crowd was that the World Cup should go 2 beauty of South Afica and it’s people “THANK YOU” 4 THE SHOW!  U R the WINNER!  And we will come back, by nites end 90% of the crowd were………UGOTIT!    “H-O-A-R-S-E”  but happy(hic!).  Of coarse the nite could not end without a rendition of “Amazing Grace”.  Scotty spent the rest of the nite with Sami (the Babe on the right in frame12, Nash had linked up with Cass second left frame 12, they linked up with Webby and Ronni 4 a knight-cap, Whatta friggin nite, the Boy’s were grateful  2  the two of them 4 going the distance, and more 2 make the last nite memorable,….and it was!   It’s such a pity that Scotty; Nash have one big disappointment,………………and that is that they met Cass and Sami on their second last day in South Africa, FAQ?,  the girl’s R planning 2 visit the boy’s in Scotland, SO!  U never know, maybe a Scottish Safari (hmmmm), stay tuned.

• PS.  After a good nites sleep (wink,wink,) they will  fly back 2 Scotland in the morning, they got a big  Surprise when they were informed by one of their sponsors Mercedes that they will ship the car  Back 2 Scotland, and provide another for the second party. way 2 go Big'M', one thing this trip has       accomplished is that in the next part of their lives, they will have 2 think "SMART".

• PPS.    Lifes a Gig waiting 2  happen, just make it "HAPPEN" is Scotty's fave line, and hopefully with some luck he will find a Gig in the future 2 stick his snubnose in 2 and with his new found SmartMODE
• SMELL THE FRIGGIN ROSES BRO!.

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                                                                                                                      Scotty&Nash

Bootyful South Africa Whatta friggen GIG!

The shot looking from Robben Island has 2 B seen, itsa top drawer in the memory bank Bro!  can U imagine that people actually live here, Man!.whatta friggin Gig, just think of it, There R no Losers here.  One thing that the gang had decided was 2 wear the Scotland top's till Scotty and Nash left 2 go back 2 Scotland in a few day's, and our 2 hero's were grabbing the opportunity 2 take shot's, and just like an old Scottish favorite Scotty & Nash "Will Come Back to see Ya"  that's a given, South Africa has a beautiful companion  Mother Nature"  she is the purvayor of beauty and wonderment, and the boy's R in agreement that she is the real World Champion.

Scotty & Nash Robben Island Pilgrimage

Believe it or not the boy's R still in Cape Town, after the hype from the World Cup, it was a Big Downer Bro! Scotty & Nash had 2 do some relaxing, Now was the time 2 get out and about and visit the sites. What Alcatraz was 2 San Francisco,  Robben island was 2 Cape Town, within site of a major metropolis,  Alcatraz became the residence 4 some of the most dangerous criminal's in American history, such as Al Capone, Willie Sutton and the likes, Robben Island had a transition from a seal colony 2 a leper colony 2 a Prison 4 political dissident's, and in this era Robben Island had it's anointment with destiny, 4 seventeen years it was the home 4  one of the greatest freedom fighters of history, Nelson Mandella as a young lawyer became the face of ant-apartheid in South Africa, he spent 28 years in prison fighting 4 the rights of his people, the political change in South Africa eventually enabled him to be released in the nineties, his face and name have become the icon 4 "FREEDOM" around the world, and Robben Island has become a World Historical site, that brings tourists from all over the world 2 pay homage 2 this very special man, this is a shot of our 2 hero's fulfilling that need, this is South Africa's "WALLACE"  and Scots have an affiliation with feedom fighters, and being able 2 see a World class city like Cape Town, and hop on a ferry and pay homage 2 the cause, Scotty &Nash feel privilaged,

World Cup Cape Town Party ! Scottish nite at the Watering Hole

We'll it's over!....and whatta freakin show, and it was the winner's first time,....SHOOT! there is hope 4 Scotland Bro!.  Scotty & Nash have had a Blast! their going 2  take some time now 2 see a wee bit of the Cape Provence, now they can venture out and about and see the Cape of Good Hope, Cape Aguliar and Robben Island,  before heading back 2 Scotland.  Down at the watering hole the patron’s had a very special nite, they had a frugal budget  SO! They decided 2 have a “Scottish Nite” and in the midst of all the fervour of drinking, singing, joking, and gambling they had a piper, who jacked up the croud  every time there was a lull, it was a nite of “Flower of Scotland” Heeeland “FLING’S” toasting “S-P-A-I-N”

and reminiscing on the World Cup, Scotty & Nash were thinking that this is the environment that the “TartanARMY” Should B part of, Scotty has a lot of tapes, video’s, Emails, 2 review when he gets back home, he has rummaged with the idea of putting it 2  book format, and passing the info on 2 the backbone of our depression…….. the ( SFA)  WELL! That is another story Bro!.
PS. Scotty, Nash,Webber, and Ronni R going 2 take the ferry over 2 Robben Island, and pay homage 2         Nelson Mandella, and his fight 4 his people.

SeeeeeeeeyaSOON!

World Cup Scotty& Nash dream

Down at the watering hole the patron’s had a post World Cup SHIN-DIG!....it wassa  time 4 passion 2 rear its ugly head Bro!,  soccer is a funny game U can start up with a reserved conservative layback atti-dude!  THEN! B it offside’s, fouls, penalty’s, did the ball cross the line, poor shooting, no shooting, 2 defensive, lack of skill’s, lack of pace, lack of confidence, lack of this, lack of that, friggin what ever!  It is the script 4 difference of opinions, and we all know where that can take U “KAAAABOOOOM” it was great in a way, our 2 hero’s  were the sympathy vote in all the the conflicts, the combatant’s would look up and see Scotty or Nash in front of them………………………..and Chill! NO!  They weren’t  bouncers, the logic went like this Bro!,  if 2 Scot’s can travel all the way from Europe 2 South Africa and partake in the World CUP and their team was not in the freakin  tournament,  Man!  That wassa beacon of hope 4 the also ran’s,  here wassa wee piece of granite in the North sea, who hadn’t been 2 the “BigSHOW” 4  a long, long time, and their fans still have the passion 4 the bootyful  game, most of the combatant’s would respond 2 Scotty or Nash that the World Cup itself misses the passion of the “TartanARMY” and would love 2 see us back in the Show, and U could see the anger and frustration dissipate from their faces, the dynamic duo were happy all nite playing the referee, and selling the world of “Hope”.

PS.   The dynamic duo are in a state of uphoria, THEY can now see the "TartanARMY" in all it's splendour
         at the WorldCUP AGAIN!......sure we'll have 2 live in dreamland 4 a while Bro!  but Spain gave us 
         hope.

World Cup Scotty & Nash Dutch & Spanish fans onTable Mountain

The fitba affishionado's R in seventh heaven, we have 2 great team's fighting 4 the "Big Prize", Holland v Spain, what else could U ask 4,....Scotty & Nash thought shuddawuddacudda that Scotland v Holland or Scotland v Spain would have been the perfect Final, YO!  mind U if Scotland had played Spain we would never have seen,.....or touched the friggin ball sigh?,  Spain has 2 B the favorites, their not in sync up front yet, Torres is off color, they need 2 get more from their forwards, What! with the engine they have (Xavi, & Iniesto)  the 2 best in the world, their like Spains patron saint of the Artists (Picasso) with an empty canvas and lots of paint, Very Scary Bro!.  Anyhooooooo! this is a shot of our hero's back on the top of Table Mountain, they had taken a pair of binoculars so they could get a better view of all the beauty that is 360*, their intention's was 2 take the time 2 really enjoy the "Table" thank god there's no tablecloth (cloud's) at the moment, AAAHHHHHH! What the friggin Ell is that noise Nash!....Shit! No piece, not even on the top of Table Mountain  BRO!  a group of Dutch & Spanish fan's were venting their emotion's on the high ground, Blimey their full of fitba passion, and there going 2 "Partee" all the way 2 the "BIG-GAME" SHOOT! all that wind is keeping the Boy's "KILT'S UP"  must B  the Viagra tartan yuk,yuk,........and theres alway's someone in the croud who want's 2 take advantage of physic's wind +kilt=Buff! click! click!click!  Scots R the world champion's of this game Bro!.....and that's a given ugh?. 


PS.    The Big Game is tomorrow July 11th, and Scotty Nash Webber & Ronni R going back 2 the Ex Pat's 
          watering hole at the V&A Waterfront, this is going 2 B a rush, at last we have the "Scot's" at the     
          World Cup Final BRO!   " M-A-G-I-C".


                                                                                                                                                                         SeeeeyaSOON!
                                                                                                                                                                          Scotty&Nash

Can U freakin believe it,......Argentina, Brazil, Italy ,France,Ivory Coast, and,and England have packed 4 home, Scotty can't believe it he's watching Brazil getting onto their bus 4 the airport, Nash was saying that there's going 2 B a lot of coaches looking 4 work after this Show just maybe the game of soccer is changing, maybe Scotland can get some of the friggin "BLING"  SHIT! we need "SOMETHING" Anything 2 get the "TartanARMY" back on the terraces of the WorldCUP AGAIN!....I can tellya there was a lot of empty seats that we could have graced with our brand of passion BRO!....Let's get our train back on the track's, and hopefully get 2 Brasil 4 the next one,  This is a shot of the board of director's of the SRB (the Scottish Review Board) Scotty, Webby.Ronni, and  Nash at the ExPAT'S watering hole picking the Semi Final winners, bare in mind that all of their picks R back in the land of Nod, Somewhere licking their wounds and having an "INQUISITION" I tellya theres going 2B a helluva lot of that in the coming months, yuk,yuk,  Webber can't believe that Argentina gave up without a fight, Germany has been spectacular, but he expected the South American magic 2 take them through, this German team has all the components 2 win the "BIGshow"  Everybody agreed, they were the one's 2 lose it, a sub par show and U never know, SO! after reviewing the teams our board of directors had a draw, Scotty was first,... he.couldn't see by GERMANY, then it was Webby,.....and his choice was HOLLAND,  Ronni picked SPAIN, and poor old Nash was left with his favorite URUGUAY, he just loves "UNDERDOGS" SO! it fitted him 2 a "T". Germany is the biggest surprise of the World Cup, everybody was saying that they were 2 young, and 2 inexperienced 2 win it, it's amazing how 3 week's can change your mind, whatever program their on should be installed in the Premier League, don't U think ugh?.  




PS.   The watering hole has a Big Semi Shin-dig with a sidebar of the "Tour de France",






                                                                                                                                               SeeeeeeeeeeyaSOON
                                                                                                                                                    Scotty&Nash

World Cup BRASIL OUT

After watching his favorite team Brasil  getting beat in the Quarters Scotty just had 2 get friggin outta the Pub, and get some fresh air,...it's amazing how Cape Town can entrap U, (Thank God!)  with all that beauty, it just shakes U out of your doldrum's, 
gloom and doom get kicked 2 the curb in this jewel
on the 2 Ocean's, the Rainbow Nation has a diamond here and our hero's have already agreed that they will come back after the World Cup is over,and really get 2 know it, Shit! said Nash!...we'll have 2 win the freakin Pool's, this is a shot of Nash trying 2 get Scotty,the car, Table Mountain, the plane pulling the sign, (Which! by the way our 2 hero's found out later,  wassa set up by Webb & Ronni) this is without a doubt thee iconic landmark of Cape Town, 2 most people U don't have 2 say the name, it speaks 4 itself, just like the Eiffel Tower in Paris,the Pyramids at Cairo, the Sydney Opera House, Big Ben in London, etc,etc, this was a friggin great escape from the blues, tomorrow there going back down 2 the the Watering hole with a group of Webb & Ronni's friends 2 watchy the game between Argentina v Germany, Scotty was thinking that this should have been the "World Cup" sob! FAQ? now that the favorite Brasilian team is out, I guess they will have 2 B like Scotland after all,....time 4 an Inquisition Bro!  me thinks yuk,yuk,.

World Cup England Going HOME!

This was the ExPAT'S putting on a Party 4 the English fan's, it was hopefully going 2 B a winning Party,...and the least said the better, and the consensus among the patron's, was that they didn't deserve 2 win it anyhow, there sub-par performance throughout the tournament was not acceptable, we the fans have been waiting 4 one of our teams from the wee island in the North Sea 2 do them proud, and it looks like were going backwards, we need an Inquisition into the whole debacle, we need 2 put more emphasis on our own players, and those managers that come 2 the BigSHOW 2 scout out the talent from abroad, R just putting another nail in our Coffin, we've had the premier League now 4 twenty odd years, our home brew's R a dying species, the comments of getting back 2 the Academy's, is like the one about the horse and the gate, 2 friggin late Bro!  NOW! were getting into crisis mode AGAIN!......Wasn't the Premier League supposed 2 lift up our own talent pool, and hopefully at the end of the Rainbow, a British team could win the "WorldCUP" huh?.....seem's 2 me like were further from that objective than we have Ever been.

World Cup ENGLANDS BIG GAME

This is a Shot of the boy's on the phone back 2 their mate Syd Evans in Aberdeen, Oooooop's! Nasher's traffic lite changed 2 bright Red, AH! that's better, now comes the friggin French, Anyhooooooooo!...back 2 the business at hand, Syd was saying that the gang back home were all lit up with the "BigSHOW" and they respected us 4 representing them in South Africa, a few of them had called us idiot's,...and nut's 2 waste our time on something so trivial, BUT!...after seeing us with our Colors on, they were very proud, they felt the passion, Scotty & Nash said it envelopes U and U feel like singing "Flower of Scotland" all day, and that's why Nash is not on the phone, he's kinda hoarse from last nites activity's, and that is the World Cup, it's an Activity hub 4 everything, and with the backdrop of the Zuvuzelas its "CRAZY"......Oh! and by the way Congrat's 2 England 4 getting through 2 the Knock-out round, the last sixteen is where the real games begin, they have not played well, so that just might B an omen, Germany's going 2 B tough, but we have a good record against them SO! take it 2 them, it's a new day.
And would U believe it Ghana takes out the USA "AGAIN" same score same round (I Think!), and how about that talented Uruguay team, SHIT! I would hate 2 B gambling man, there so much Quality that any team on a given day could get the result, so that's Ghana & Uruguay in the "Quarters" today we have 2 great games England v Germany, Argentina v Mexico WOW! Whatta day it's going 2 B down at the old "Watering Hole" yuk,yuk, (hic!hic!) the exPat's R holding a "BigPARTY" Today, SO! I think that theres going 2 B two hoarse Scotchmen in the croud 2NITE! YO!!!.

World Cup Soccer | Scotty Nash & Webby "BigGAME"

Here was the boy's enjoying the nectar of the god's, and still trying 2 get over Portugal's cloud seven act, they even managed 2 talk about the size.......of Africa, and how the hell can it B so hot in the north, and freezin in the south, Blimey! back home if it was raining in the North, there wassa great chance that it was ditto in the friggin South, after a weee bartering on the weather it was back 2 the business at hand Bro!, "FITBA" AYE! the World Cup has the eyes and the ear's (Zuvuzelas) have the attention of the freakin World, the horn of plenty is not slowing down, it's getting Louder, Yikes!. This wassa sit down review of the games, HEY! Scotty's Brasil R flying high, so 2 is Webby's Argentina, But! Nashers Ivory Coast looks on the edge of Table Mountain, were hoping and praying that theres an African presence in the last sixteen Bro!....and today the Boy's will B down at the V&A Waterfront at the "ExPAT'S" watering hole WATCHING "ENGLAND/SLOVENIA"
Man! it's been a Shitty World Cup 4 England up till now,we can only hope they can put it together 4 the one that count's, then it's the "USA/ALGERIA",.......Then! "GHANA/GERMANY", Scotty, Nash, & Webby were saying that they have never been as excited about the games, and the beauty of it all is that they don't have 2 worry about their team, it's like a load off their chest's, kinda like the oddsmaker's were saying, that your free,....2 bet on the pack, SO! go and have "FUN".


PS. The boys R getting ready 4 the BigGAME,...and they wont 4get 2 put on their Kilt's.



SeeeeyaSOON!
ScottyNash&Webby

World Cup Underdog's YEH!

FRIGGINELL! U talk about David and Goliath, Slovenia with it's 2 millon population ties the USA with it's 340 million, Serbia knocks off Germany! Switzerland beats Spain, France takes an early Hike, and Greece not only gets its first Victory in the World Cup period!
it also gets its very first"GOL" SHOOT! Scotland should have been here, maybe with a wee luck we might have Scored FAQ?......meanwhile down at the "Ex Pat's" Watering Hole, the Kilt Crusaders are Cheering 4 ALL the Underdog's Bro! and the latest pole of favorite's from the patron's R ......Argentina,
Brasil, Spain, Germany, Italy,Paraguay,Chile,Uruguay, it's still early, but one doesn't know in this World Cup, maybe this will B the Show where a Smaller Nation will take the prize, and since Scotty and Nash come from one of the smallest country's their Cheering 4 Paraguay,and Slovenia"WAY2GO!... U WEE DEVILS" our hero's can only hope and pray that the Underdogs can stay the distance, it would B a breath of fresh air, ......and don't we need some of that in this Crazy friggin World UGH?.


PS. After the 1st round the Schedule lightens up, and they'll B able
2 get some sight-seeing in, What they have seen up till now is
Spectacular, This is without a doubt one of theee places in the whole Wide World, and there plan's R 2
see as much as they can.


SeeeeeyaSoon!
Scotty&Nash

World Cup Scotty Nash &Webby TartanArmy Oath.

After a nite at the Watering Hole, the three "TartanARMY" twitters decided it was time 4 some guidelines U know something 2 keep them online, Shit! the offline stuff has 2 much baggage, SO! this is a shot of Nash and Webby with the backing of Scotty and his freakin "Vuvuzela" Horn taking the oath of Restraint
B/4 turning in 4 the nite,yuk,yuk, Oh! and by the way, the first Shocker of the World Cup,...Spain losing 2 Switzerland 1-0, Scotty thinks theres going 2 B a lot of surprises as the BigSHOW progresses, Blimey! the European Champs could B out in the first round, they have still 2 play Chile, and they will B a handful 4 any team Bro! Tomorrow we see the Argentinians again, we can't wait, they have the package, all they have 2 do is Win the Big Prize.

SeeeeyaSOON
ScottyNashWebby

Vuvuzelas | World Cup Scotty, Nash Neutral Zone

The Boy's(Bafana,Bafana) found a watering hole in Cape Town full of Ex. pat's 2 watch the South Africa and Mexico play to a 1-1 tie,...its friggin great Scotty & Nash R relishing the neutral status there in, it gives them license 2 freelance their passion, YO!! one thing the guy's agree on (And that's a rare THING!) ....is that Argentina as of now, are the best team, and it's going 2 take one helluva team 2 beat them,...and the least said about the England USA 1-1 tie the best, they both have a lot of work 2 do, one of the Pub patrons Phil from Sheffield England, after watching Argentina is GREEN with envy. The atmosphere in Cape Town is electric, wherever U go you R followed by the buzz of the "Vuvuzelas" the Horn's of Plenty of freakin "NOISE", they R the symbol of this World Cup, and in the Stadium they sound like African Beeeees droning the sound out Bro!. The dynamic duo R in their element, they R part of the "Big SHOW" regardless, and their going 2 soak it up, Nash said that the SNT (Scottish Neutral Team) is going 2 get in gear, have a beer or two or three,....and friggin "CHEER", Way 2 Go! Sud Africa. YO!