Thank God.....we scots have a pick me up button built into our dna, after the elimination from the "Big-SHOW" it was a time 4 reflection,...SHIT it's been twenty six years since we've freakin Party'd @ the World Cup, Bro that's 2 friggin long even 4 Reflection's ugh?. SO...with all that crap behind him, he set off AGAIN...At Last he was in Italy, the land of Caesar,Da-Vinci,Michelangello, the Colliseum, Spanish Step's,Trevi Fountain,the Forum- GLADiator's, and last but not least...........kathuuuump SOCCER YO, THEY not only have history 2 throw at us, THEY...have been 2 the WORLD CUP (sob,sob) the "Big-SHOW"......and,and,and won it, NO won it NO not once, Not Twice, but how about THREE friggin times, Whatta Legacy....... Man I hope that they can give me some answer's 2 our "FAQ'S", if not I have a rented Scooter,....and Italy 2 ENJOY 2 outta 3 aint bad eh Bro by the way have U seen the Babe's in Italy,...add that 2 the list,History-Culture-Soccer-Hostel-Sight Seeing-
Wine-Pizza's-Babes....U talk about "Bling"....... Italy has it in "TRUMP-LOAD'S" Car's, Jewellry,Clothing,Bikes,
Boat's, Planes, Designing that is their art, ANYTHING...... NOW that is what I call "Bling" it 2 me ITALY this Scot need's some Buffing up yuk,yuk, that and some tender loving care (wink,wink) his sponsor back home had told him how dynamic a culture Italy had, SO with his Scooter he was going 2 find out how dynamic Italy can B. Stay TUNED 2 our hero's next Frame......it comes with pain.
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Our hero is trying 2 pass time by reading a travel brochure on Italy, and heading his Italy ball, ...time passes very slowly in airport's, yuk,yuk, Conchita and her friend had taken ScottyBro 2 the airport in Madrid, and as usual he get's very emotional at goodbyes,... So! he likes 2 make them short and sweet, at this time he's been at the airport 2 hours, god know's how many times he's headed the ball, WHEN! the voice of the announcer gave us the green lite, YO!....NOW! he could focus on the next part of his journey, (MAGIC) Man! 2 touch and feel the Colliseum, and 2 get wrapped up in all that history, that's going 2 B C-O-O-L! Bro!. As a youngster he read about Rome and all it's splendour, this was going 2 /B the first time that he had ever walked on the sacred soil of this incredible City, So! 4 this Scottish laddie it was the living end, or should I say the Beginning. Man! Spain had been a Blast! and in his heart someday he will return, ScottyBro loved it's natural and physical (wink,wink) Beauty,....frigginELL! ALL THAT! and the freakin Sun, what else could U ask 4,..............Now he was getting on a plane and heading 4 the "Eternal City" ROME. Bon Voyage ScottyBro
THANK GOD!...we Scot's have a built in Pick me Up button in our dna, that and a friggin bottle of JW helped ScottyBro dillute the pain of Scotland's elimination from the "BIG-SHOW"...FAQ?. SO! he tried 2 focus on the next part of his journey, "ITALY" the land of Caesar, Da-Vinci, Michelangello, the Colliseum, GLADiators, and last but not least KA-
THUMP! SOCCER!.....YO!. They not only have history 2 throw at us, "THEY" have been 2 the "BIG-SHOW", and won it 3 times 4 real ugh?, whatta friggin legacy 2 hand down Bro!. ScottyBro was thinking that after he fly's into Rome,...the first trip was 2 visit the real house of pain " THE COLLISEUM" that's just what he needed as a booster, just think, over 2000 years ago people fought and died 2 entertain the masses, that was the "BIG-SHOW" of it's time , ....and here he was mopping over a loss, SO! he planned 2 rent a moped (Scooter)............and visit the "Big House". His sponsor had told him about Italy and it's " Dynamic Ambience" well our hero was going 2 see how Dynamic ITALY really is.
On the last few day's in Spain, ScottyBro wanted 2 get away from it ALL!. He had just found out that his beloved SCOTLAND had been Eliminated from the "BIG-SHOW" (AGAIN) FAQ?. SO! ...
.................he went friggin Camping with his trusty old Tartan Army surplus tent, the objective was 2 get some "CHILLIN" in, U
know, try 2 stabilize, B/4 U put the oars back in the water again, unfortunately the Campers from all over would drop by and tell him that the Big-Show would not B the same without the Tartan Army (sonofabitch), AGAIN!.......Hey! and by the way, NO! mention of the TEAM!.....is there something that i'm missing in all of this, I thought that the "World-Cup" was the freakin Game, U know the Beautiful game, and,and,and that beautiful trophy, (sob!).......Wel Anyhoooooooooo! he get's a friggin medal 4 keeping it 2gether, like all true blue Scottish fan's "keep the heid" we've got the thickest skin in the world U can haunt us, U can taunt us, But! U cant flaunt us, ScottyBro has promised his sponsor, that he will continue his Quest 4 Anawers tour, a wee bit dilluted now, but the objective still remains the same, FAQ?.
Wherever ScottyBro goes he takes with him ,....his trusty well travelled (sniff,sniff) "Tartan Army TENT, in this weee patch of heaven he has found solace 2 recharge his battery's,........
and I might add 2 Recreat, (wink,wink)...get my drift ugh?. Anyhooooo! with his abiding Scottish passion 4 what's around the next bend, he has managed 2 log a lotta miles, some begrudgingly, but most with Smiles!, as a weee lad he lived by the code of Whowhat-
wherewhy@when, now as an adult (I think) he can take his show on the friggin road, and find out how the other half lives, he would like 2 ask his co-horts 2 Blog or Twitter him with their theories as 2 why Scotland has fallen off the World Map of Soccer,......and if they have any way's 2 remedy the situation, ScottyBro himself feels that the only way out is 2 find a Messiah!.....someone of today's and tomorrow's mindset, with tactical and communcational skill's that will sell a program 2 the most passionate fans in the freakin world, we R patient soles, but we need our soles 2 kick a Ball!..... and not for taking a hike, we do need some friggin "Bling" along the way, Scot's look radient with Silverwear, So! in the vastness of our Bluetooth Connectivity,.............Will someone PLEASE! ....listen 2 the PLEE'S from the "Tartan Army" we need a leader, much like Wallace, ye dinna have 2 B Scottish, just show us yer ability's, get result's,...then we will follow U 2 the end.
Stay tuned 2 our Hero's next download PS...........Burley's not the Man.
ScottyBro was on a cloud somewhere on the Spanish Coast taking in the sun, and basking in the warmth, that Scotland had managed 2 beat Macedonia 2-0, whatta freakin Relief!......he was ready 4 the "kick 2 the curb" routine, ah! just maybe we will make it 2 the friggin "BIG-SHOW" in South Africa next year "YAHOOOO"
The next short while is going 2 put him through the mill
so he decided 2 spend another Relax/Relief day at the beach,.......U talk about luck mate! he hooked up with these 2 beautiful Spanish Babes, and proceeded 2 enthral them with..........ugh?............stories of Scotland, yuk,yuk, they were fascinated with his Carrot -top Hair, and our custom's, and, and, and nearly everything under the friggin sun Bro!, Man! whatta country,...they have Babes in heat outside, normally back home it's the reverse, Anyhooooo!....he spent the rest of the day with them,...and into the next day with a lot of calisthenics into the weeeeeeeeeeeHOURS!, WHICH! just goes 2 prove that we Scot's can......................friggin "SCORE"
Stay tuned our hero is planning his next TRIP.
Scott Brodie/ScottyBro has pitched his Tartan Army Tent close 2 a group of Spanish Soccer players, who R in there element, due 2 the success of the Spanish team (FAQ?).......Shit! if only Scotland could get some of these success ray's and heat up the passion once again, ugh?. Anyhoooooooo! after a little bit of friendly bartering, our hero brought up the enevitible
Question ,...WHY! cant we Scotland get some of this friggin "BLING" and I must admit there is some logic 2 their Logic,..........................................Ye Figger!
Thank God.....we scots have a pick me up button built into our dna, after the elimination from the "Big-SHOW" it was a time 4 reflection,...SHIT it's been twenty six years since we've freakin Party'd @ the World Cup, Bro that's 2 friggin long even 4 Reflection's ugh?. SO...with all that crap behind him, he set off AGAIN...At Last he was in Italy, the land of Caesar,Da-Vinci,Michelangello, the Colliseum, Spanish Step's,Trevi Fountain,the Forum- GLADiator's, and last but not least...........kathuuuump SOCCER YO, THEY not only have history 2 throw at us, THEY...have been 2 the WORLD CUP (sob,sob) the "Big-SHOW"......and,and,and won it, NO won it NO not once, Not Twice, but how about THREE friggin times, Whatta Legacy....... Man I hope that they can give me some answer's 2 our "FAQ'S", if not I have a rented Scooter,....and Italy 2 ENJOY 2 outta 3 aint bad eh Bro by the way have U seen the Babe's in Italy,...add that 2 the list,History-Culture-Soccer-Hostel-Sight Seeing-
