Sunday, August 30, 2009

touring Spain,ScottyBro,Swedish Babes,busted


It wassa short trip,....but whatta friggin "TRIP", our hero thumbed a ride on the coast up 2 Barcelona, on a tour bus, Not any "Tour Bus" mind U , he either had horse shoes up his ass, or the luck of the Irish on his side Bro!. With his buddy Nash's Real Madrid top in his knapsack, he was thinking of one of his lines right at this very moment, "Swedish Tour Buses Change a man 4ever", armed with this intelligence he took one small step 4 man into the cauldrum of feminine zeal, Man!....he had 2 run the gauntlet of spike happy ball-hawks, (wink,wink) and with the ASSistance of many hand's he was able 2 find a seat, SHOOT! that wassa moment of personal achievement, he was never a kiss ass, but if in the survival of this body,...a wee bit of give and take is necessary,...."So be it". Actually the trip turned into a Poker-fest!, by the time we reached Barcelona one thing had changed, the ladies had my money,.......and I was left with some,..........U got it "CHANGE". FAQ? tt4nSB

Monday, August 24, 2009

Spanish Beach Rolleblading,ScottyBro


Low and Behold!........our hero is trying his freakin damnest 2 keep up with this beautiful Senorita,...Shit! she's gotta helluva pair of lung's on her, YO!...she's a "Bluetooth Belle" 4
me, (Gasp!)....if I cant connect with her,...(Puff)....(Pant).....weeeeeeez, I promise 2 leave this body 4 science. Well U get my drift Ugh?, believe it or not our hero is like a bloodhound, once on the trail,.............sniff!,sniff! he will never let go, especially when the quarry has those valuptious lines like that,...and she's Spanish, with those spanish earring's, yoweeeee!.....long black hair, and,...and,...and those friggin "BIG BROWN EYE'S" Shoot!!.
The rest of the "Gig" was one liner's,...and puffing and panting, and praying................ttfnSB.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

spain, soccer, beach,travel, humor,

Man!...ScottyBro was exstatic,...here he was with all these Fitba Fanatic's on the beach partaking in a Keepy-Up Race, @ this time in the proceeding's he was feeling pretty chuffed, he was a close fifth and still in it, YO!!!............
Unfortunately! this was the start of the race, and his friggin ball skills let him down, he spent more time "Retrieving" than heading the freakin ball, he ended the race in fifth place,.....in a 50 meter race he was 35 meter's behind, and 2 find out after, tha the race was 4 Attention Deficit Youngster's,....Shit! that blew his freakin sork I tellya!. After a wee time 2 pull himself 2gether again ScottyBro spent the rest f the afternoon talking 2 the youngster's about the "Beautiful Game", U could tell they were excited about th Spanish game, and that the "Big-Show" in South Africa next year could B their breakthrough, and after a lot of Soccer jib-jab, they wished Scotland all the best 2 Qualify, and just maybe we might bump into one another on the golden sand's of South Africa AGAIN!....and hopefully with a wee bit of luck I just might make it a better race the next time Huh?.

real madrid soccer stadium, spain,scotland

When in Madrid ScottyBro decided against his better judgement 2 visit "Royalty"...all roads lead 2 Rome so 2 speak, his Buddy Nash Barber had told him when he get's here that it was imperitive 2 stand in front of the hallowed ground of Estadio Santiago Bernabeu
....it's like the Mecca 4 Soccer purists, and try 2 get the friggin hex off Scotland, we need help!.......Nash said that I must focus..face the Stadium on a beautiful sunny warm day,...and sing the "Flower of Scotland"
with robust delivery, it has 2 come from the heart , itsa Telapathic Twitter he said, SO! this one's 4 U BUDDY!..........FAQ?.